How many bowel movements per week is considered to be peak performance?

How many bowel movements per week is considered to be peak performance?

How many do you have per week? How regular are you?

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Dealing with the bell curve here and not some outlier who is normal and poops every 4 days...….you should go at least every other day. Beyond that and you aren't eating enough or you have some other dietary issue.

I shit maybe once every other day. When I go /out/ i shit like once every 3rd day on average.

My housemate at uni shits 3 times a day, once when he gets to work, once after lunch, and once before he leaves work, at the same time every day.

I poop every single morning!

I shit like 3 times a day for some fucked up reason and it's largely diarrhea esque shit. I probably have ass cancer or my diet is beyond fucked.

Post her nudes, I didn’t save them last time.

Morning, evening, a little one a couple hours before bed.

try cutting out gluten worked for me

Common consensus is that anywhere from three times a day to once every three days is healthy.

>pooing less than once a day

Pooplets get off my board

>Once every three days

What the fuck lmao, constipation much?

do most of your meals come out of a blender bottle?

Seconding.

I would post them, but please be advised that this is a blue board.

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One a day, every day

How many bowel movements do you deposit on that handsome little boy's tongue per week?

Post them in /s/ or something and link them

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i'll post them in the following boards:

>>>/l/
>>>/j/
So go look for them there.

>hot dog fingers
im good bluh

I would honor that divine mother

Where do you think you are nigger

Bastard

Wow, just trying to be helpful by posting them on multiple boards. Sorry if your jerk-off sesh got too convenient.

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@bluetiernen

Fucking this. Such a shame though.

niggers i pooped solid chocolate thunder dragons 5 times today and that's pretty normal for me. Do you faggots not eat? Do you just omit fiber from your diets? Why do you shit so little?

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you may be suffering from gastrointestinal problems

>:(

BM LOL
BOWEL MOVEMENTS LOL
Grow up, OP.

Smelly Bowel Movements in Everyone's Face!

like 4x a day

Well it depends on the person. I'm 5'8 162 lbs 12% if and eat a pretty balanced healthy diet rich in micros. I poop once a day and it feel good afterwards. Eat your fiber guys

I shit usually 4 times a day

About 3 times a day

Wait why is it green? Are all faces green? XD

I don't know how many "times" I have a "bowel movement" because I don't make a big Broadway production out of it. I do what I'm doing throughout the day and if I feel pressure at any time I immediately release. If I'm about to get married or have tea with the Queen I'll hose off my unders, otherwise it's never been an issue.

>he can't set a watch to his bowel movements
Do you even have a regular sleep schedule?

I mean sure, people tell me all the time that I smell like poo and that they can tell I'm pushing out a stubborn turd while I'm talking to them and could I please stop. But I don't consider that an issue. I just change the subject and if they bring it up again, I loudly say "Why are you so obsessed with feces?" Usually shuts them up.

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH FECES?

me too!
this guy gets it!

Yea me too. I remember in my teens when I could have hard shits once a day. Dunno what happened.

I shit once every 1-2 days. Been doing this for years.

>per week
What the fuck, who counts their shit on a weekly basis?
3 times/day if I'm maintaining or slowly cutting.
Up to 5 times per day on a bulk.

Each shit is between 2 and 4 lbs.

I usually shit when I wake up, and then again before I leave for the gym, or at the gym once I've drank a ton of coffee

An adult male shits at least three times a day. Anyway I started consistently eating oatmeal every morning and now I have the cleanest shits imaginable. I don't even have to wipe, nothing is left behind. Why didn't you tell me this Jow Forums?

If I poop every day I feel like something is wrong with me. I poop like twice a week. Maybe three times.

>Each shit is between 2 and 4 lbs.
>4lbs
>A 4lbs shit

What in the actual fuck.

Anything more or less than one per day is abnormal and means your diet is not balanced.

Four times a day. Morning at home, afternoon at work, evening at work, once at gym.

Who here /NoPoop/?

I had hemmrhoids from squats and lunges and didn't shit for 3 days, and had the healthiest shit ever.