The BLACK monster is the epitome of energy drink dominance and flavor
Let's start by looking at the can. It's can is large. It's domineering size makes it's presence known without even needing to point poured out. It is low carb, as a result of it's superior formula. This gives the consumer the appearance of health and strength. It is then covered by a dark color. This dark color reminds us of it's ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of mowing lawns and listening to classic rock, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark can reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The BLACK cans demeanor is one of alphaness. It is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. It's behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of sippers (huwite cans).
The summit of expression of it's superiority is it's flavor profile. The BLACK can is the best flavor of all monster energy drinks. As the can is the penultimate symbol of energy, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK can the most patrician of drinks. This large 24 oz can is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of anons, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the taste receptors. Its flavor profile ensures that when it enters the mouth, the potent blend of energy will immediately enter the bloodstream of the user the BLACK can nourishes.
In total, the BLACK can expresses this superiority in a most exemplary manner over all other flavors. When you drink, it unleashes the entirety of his energy and flavor upon the consumer without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK can is the epitome of superiority.
You guys have this wrong about the 30 year old boomer meme
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I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
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kek you came to see it haha
this is a pasta thread now
I always preferred the lo-carb monster to the ultra zero varieties. All the flavor, none of the guilt!
Fuck yeah I did
>tfw when i created this pic and first posted it on Jow Forums now I see it on Jow Forums
its the free market, bro
What's your favorite boomer meme? For me it's monster energy zero ultra™
The problem about the regular low carb is that it smells like puke when it's room temperature.
I have never drank any energy drink
why do you guys drink it?
isnt it bad for your health?
also its really pricey here
It's soda with caffeine, did you buy into the memes that it's some kind of cancer factory?
Yes. I've used one for years to clear brush and hack through trees and ****.
OP's right, this is nonsense. A 90-pound woman doesn't suddenly turn into Duke Nukem just because you hand her a sharp piece of metal.
1. You might take a hit to the arm or something, but you'd be upon the woman by then, and the fight would be over.
2. And at that... only some models of machetes are razor-sharp. For most, we're talking a bad-or-semi-bad cut if you block with your arm. Band-aids, or Stitches at worse, not amputation or arterial severance.
3. ... That's assuming you don't... ya know... dodge her probably-highly-telegraphed DEATHSTRIKE.
4. ... and that's ALL assuming she lands a solid hit. Ever seen a neophyte try to chop through anything with a machete? Most noobs fudge the angle and arm movement, so their strikes just bounce off.
So yeah, this story smells like BS.
I did
its full of these weird chemical stuff
also I tought Jow Forums was anti caffeine
hey you called me?
today
>stop by locker room for a quick piss before workout
>walking past the lockers toward entry for the bathroom
>65 year old boomer out from right side cuts me off, crossing butt ass fucking naked
>stop, thousand yard state ahead to stop me from looking at his old man dick
>asks me if I'm okay then walks in
>say yeah to his back as he walks in
later
>emptying locker ready to leave
>boomer from earlier is walking out of bathroom
>starts talking to me from my side
>ignore him with my headphones on
>taps my shoulder
>turn around
>he has backed up and begins JUMPING up and down
>look at his flopping dick by reflex
>he almost cries laughing and walks off
fucking naked boomer in locker room for over 2 hours...not even a sauna in there. fuck.
they're also bad for the heart. there is a reason they have warnings not to have many in a day.
t. one sip a day
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Monster has become an unironic Jow Forums staple. just sage and move on
Good goys! Thanks for the sheckels.
this
Monster Zero Ultra sales up 18.5% last month
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Congrats, marketeers. Looks like your boomer meme really payed off.
>monster energy drink is not related to health
Hey boomers and zoomers. Looking at these videos, which era here applies most to your innocent childhood days before your life was ruined?
Early Gen X: youtube.com
Core Gen X: youtube.com
Late Gen X: youtube.com
Early Gen Y: youtube.com
Core Gen Y: youtube.com
Late Gen Y: youtube.com
Early Gen Z: youtube.com
Core Gen Z: youtube.com
Late Gen Z: youtube.com
Fuck off, you data-mining kike.
lol wtf
i'm putting this on Jow Forums4chan
you better include me in the screenshot you fat fuck
late gen y, early gen z
my one was ruined once i got to school, at 5
tho yeah i get what you mean, its a mixture of these two
so close yet so far to the quintuple
i got closer but stupid captcha was closing all the time otherwise i would have gotten it
