Soo what the fuck do you talk about with women? Just say stupid witty shit?

Soo what the fuck do you talk about with women? Just say stupid witty shit?

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unfortunately yes, you have to be very simple

I unironically just say wtvr is on my mind and making me horny and try to get their panties wet w eye contact and highly sexual talk . If it doesnt work i say woooosh or aaaawwwkward and laugh it off

Yeah they're basically grown children

Ask them to shit on you

>t. McAfee

"Are you a squat?"

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Use contextual small talk to fish for specific information by asking them ever more contextually irrelevant questions, thereby prolonging the conversation up to a point where you can justifiably ask for her number so you can slam her pussy at a time of your choosing. This is either a good thing or potentially disastrous. The land of good cummings, STD's and undeclared pregnancies.

Or you could just keep it conversational; become friends and make it a platonic thing. Be her shoulder to cry on every time chad goes into a roid rage and slams her head against the wall.

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>Use contextual small talk to fish for specific information by asking them ever more contextually irrelevant questions, thereby prolonging the conversation up to a point where you can justifiably ask for her number so you can slam her pussy at a time of your choosing. This is either a good thing or potentially disastrous. The land of good cummings, STD's and undeclared pregnancies.
lol this

>find talking to women to be easy (day job is sales)
>first dates always go well
>first dates are always with below average/ugly women because facelet
>never schedule a second date when I start contemplating spending the rest of my life with these hogs
>tfw I sabotage all my goals and am my own worst enemy

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Idk I just ask a bunch of stupid shit and say stupid stuff that makes them question my mental health. But I say it with a half smile on my face so they know I'm joking. Eventually they'll tell me how im so "weird", but since im tall, strong and good looking "weird" is a good thing and now I have their interest and they'll be thinking about me.
Just get them talking about themselves and try to make them laugh with silly anecdotes and stories. Find a mutual topic and talk about it. Tell her "embarrassing" stuff about yourself, she'll think it's cute. And I don't mean stuff like "I browse this serbian child abduction forum and jerk off to drawings of little girls with dicks".

I ask them what they want to do with lives and if the answer is anything short of something very ambitious, you know they're a waste of time.

>you know they're a waste of time.
So how many you've met that aren't?

Get yer fuckin rat out love

I'm not that user, but I go to college with 32 girls and 8 guys in my class and since literally all the other guys are either hippy faggots or balding boomers, most girls want my penor and I gotta admit that most of them is interesting and fun to talk to.

>never schedule a second date when I start contemplating spending the rest of my life with these hogs

i do the same damn thing, cept they arnt hogs. just average woman. my mind starts imagining being stuck with them for a long time and having to come up with a reasonable excuse why i dont want to see them anymore, then i just give up entirely on persuing. i think its cuz im getting older now and my minds gone into that mode where its looking for a mate even if i personally dont want to get married

this, works all the time up leeds

What kind of specific information, if she wants to do something at yours/hers? I'm not sure what you mean by contextually irrelevant questions, but I'm guessing I'm pretty bad at that seeing as i usually get the platonic role

Basically this. You don't really hold true conversations with women so much as you treat them as NPCs in an RPG and just ask them a bunch of questions that will cause them to vomit exposition about themselves, and then hope that the exposition leads to other dialogue options that branch off from there. Goal is to keep the conversation going without exhausting all the dialogue options with the final and only choice left being "okay, bye"

You can't ever expect a woman to actually drive a conversation. It's like pulling teeth. You have the be the one doing all the lifting in the conversation and keep the ship sailing.

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I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to talk about with other men.

Why the fuck would you want an ambitious woman? They’re the worst.

I hate when you hear women say they want a "deep and meaningful conversation"

What could a woman possibly bring to a conversation to make it deep or meaningful?

I like talk as little as possible and try to get the girl to talk about herself as much as possible. People love to stroke their own egos and women are the worst offenders of this.

Last time I kissed a girl I just called her a fruit the whole night and she kept giggling. Just take the piss out of them and have fun then crack on. You're not sitting down with her to discuss the capital forming effects of military mobilisation.

i've unfortunately had to sit through one of those "deep and meaningful" conversations myself before. it was between some girl i wanted to smash and her friend. it was literally just them discussing their feefees and shit. my brain was melting for the whole time. if i didn't have my lunch to keep me occupied i would have gotten up and left.

To them deep and meaningful means the guy is telling them things about themselves in a seductive manner. Deep and meaningful to a girl just means she was wet during it

It so embarrassing and cringe I don't even bother.