Finally made it enough to get women

>finally made it enough to get women
>they’re fucking unbearable to be around outside of 7 minute hump sessions

I don’t know why I was pining for a gf before. Peace, solitude, and fapping was better.

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You believed the hype and wanted the hype. but there was no cause for hype.

Traditional nuclear family is hard, and mostly sucks man. Gotta work to spread dem genes. Gotta sacrifice and give up.

And then you're gonna meet a girl you'll unwillingly fall in love with and you and your worldview will change forever :)

yeah idiot.

having a gf is not better than being single. It's just different. They both suck in their own ways.

Congratulations on finally realizing you will never be happy, faggot.

Took my four year hiking with me yesterday - and she had the time of her life. Family is everything. It’s hard - sometimes it hurts - but it’s worth it lads. Keep fighting the good fight. Make white babies, and always do the opposite of what Jews say.

calm down autist

Yeah ;) but she won't fall in love with you, becouse she's young and beautiful and she wants to have fun first, that's what her mother taught her. However after years of riding dicks of all shapes, colors and big sizes, and you two being friends, while you love her so much, you can't even jerk off to her, she will get pregnant, and she'll need somebody to settle down with, somebody naive she can suck money out of. She will now turn to you, and it will be the happiest day of your life. On first day you'll have sex and she'll tell you you made her pregnant, you'll man up, for such a great girl, you'll marry her right away. After marriage things change a bit, she doesn't want to have sex as much, is fucking bitch, can't cook, doesn't make much money, stops wearing make up and cuts her hair short, but still she's the beautiful girl you loved for so long :)
Then the she gives birth will come. What a miracle the baby is black! Now, do you man up and take care of child of woman you love and man she loved, or are you shithead and will divorce her, while she justifiably takes everything you have :)

Or you fall in love with her at first sight and despite only talking to her once in class she is the one that came up to you first, the one that sat to you the next day, the one that ditched her girl friends to hang out with you in college, the one who asked you to go for a walk in the park with her and the one that messaged you first and ever since you met her this creeping feeling that shes the one becomes more obvious and as you stumble upon stupid romantic movies on TV you come to the realisation that those movies are actually based on something and that shit like that really exists and music starts having a whole new meaning and you have such chemistry and she feels it too and everyone in college tells you that it's so obvious how much she's in love with you by the way she looks at you and smiles when she's with you and you end up together and after 22 years of your life you feel things you didn't know existed with this absolutely beautiful 19 year old girl that looks at you in such a way that melts your heart. And then you find out she tells her parents everything about you and told them about you before you even started dating and that she can't wait for her girl friends to ask her about you because she's so happy with you and she's the one to tell you she loves you first and when she tells that even if she accidentally got pregnant with you she would keep the kids because she wants to spend her life with you and you are in a happy loving relationship with her and are having the time of your life and have never been happier and it changed you as a person.

At least that's what happened to me :)

And then she dies and you’re 3sad 5ever.

Sounds really fucking gay