Are obliques anti aesthetic?

Are obliques anti aesthetic?

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would be better if she BRAPPED it off

Ayyy thats a nice lookin pussy

Why do girls have brown assholes? It's a huge turn off. I'm a virgin, but if I saw that brown asshole irl, I would remain virgin.

Don't worry about ever encountering one. For some reason I don't think you ever will.

> (OP)
>Why do girls have brown assholes? It's a huge turn off. I'm a virgin, but if I saw that brown asshole irl, I would remain virgin.
Thus why you are, and forever shall be, a virgin

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everyone has, and you will remain a virgin for life

That's one meaty pooc. I'm not a big fan of the way 99% of pooc likes like shit, but that is one mighty fine vajeen.

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>No roast flaps
Nice. Shame so many women ruin their looks by having their roasthole curtains stretched by miles of schlong.

I cant stop watching this

Is it because they don't whipe and wash their ass properly? I just want a girl with pale ass.

If you think the girl in OP hasn't been ridden more times than an afghan goat, you're naive.

Totalbiscuit in the hoooooooouse tonight

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why is there so much porn on Jow Forums lately? what is going on? are we being raided?

Just look at her vagina you moron, no beef curtains in sight.

>when virgins out themselves

>they don't like some extra meat
Never gonna make it

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Feminist cuck or actual roastie?

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unironically virgins lmfao

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Cuck go kill yourself

this is a blue board. please respect the rules

sure showed me buddy

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>pulls cock in a deathgrip at 90mph to tranny porn every single day
>no change in physical size or outward appearance
>"No but you see, vaginas..."

You've never seen one, lad, and you don't know how they work. Don't be angry at us. Be angry at yourself.

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Yeah girls that arnt getting ridden more than a sea parks dolphin are always uploading their cunt on the Internet.

Unironically cucked

*snaps panties loose*
*sniffs vigorously*
oh my... ahhhh oh god
*sees her butthole quiver*
my my, does your turdtunnel hold treasures even richer than mere stink?
*gf braps shyly*
you mustnt be afraid to dream a bit bigger, darling... after all, i didnt make you drink that gallon of milk for nothing...
*a rotfart that sounds like a v8 engine explodes from her ass, knocks you down on the ground*

>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Looks like I ruffled some beef n' cheddar flaps over here. Don't be mad at me, be mad at yourself for stretching out your wizard sleeves and ruining your labia.

>all these virgins itt

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LMFAO
btfo, sphincters DO change shape after years of dick riding actually, it's well documented. please leave roastie, you're getting a bit too toastie

Is there a dramatic reading of that somewhwere in an irish accent?

>haha except me, i'm the one calling them virgins so they know I am not one though

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Sphincters might. Labia don't.

We're trying to do you guys a service here so you don't sound so embarrasingly like virgins.

>reddit spacing
>doesn't get that everyone is joking to wind up the real virgins (u)
>feels the need to "save the virgins from acting stupid" on an online imageboard...

*SNAP*

/plg/ approved?

certified

Are you aware there is a difference between where a girl shits from and her pleasure hole?

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Cope harder faggot

Dude that's just what every asshole looks like if it's not bleached.

My ex's asshole was pinky though. Don't think she had it bleached.

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That fat puss is so nice

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>Roastflaps not stretched out and hanging
Very goo-
>Asshole is brown from shit-swapping with Chad
Dropped.

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