Girl is coming over in 5 minutes

Girl is coming over in 5 minutes
I repeat
Girl is coming over in 5 minutes

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start boiling the eggs now

Do you need help with anything or??

Quick hide the anime!

The water is still tepid!!!

wash the head of your penis in the sink!

OP let us know how it goes

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Same, we going to the gym

Clog eet.

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Squeeze out a quickie

Come over girl in twenty

Uh... dunno what to tell (you). It's never happened to me... Fucking lucky cunt; I hope she pukes on you and leaves!

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Done

F

Do the naked man

F

Do it OP, you don't wanna fuck this up again

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i wish i were OP

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You can be

If you invite a girl over at your house and realize she's wearing a t-shirt with a massive sexual innuendo, how do you address it to get in her pants?

Asking for someone who had this happen a few years ago.

Grill flaked on me today. She said we'll meet tomorrow instead, but I doubt that.

>nice shirt, gives me some good ideas

If she wants to fug:
>hahaha, like what ideas, user? Tee hee

If she doesn't want to fug:
>thanks

/autism