Femanon gym stories?

imagine being so pathetic that even when you describe yourself from a woman's perspective in a fictional story you make yourself creepy

I’m a femanon but this is a really weird thread and makes you look 10x worse than the guys you’re talking about.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

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>at the gym on 4th of July
>see skinny guy working out in khakis
>finish up on leg extension machine
>stand around for a minute to rest
>khaki guy comes up to me and introduces himself
>stutters a lot and a bit awkward
>don't usually get much attention from guys so I don't mind
now whenever I see him at the gym I always wave or say Hi. He hasn't talked to me again. Did I fuck this up? I just want a bf

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>go to gym
>make up story

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>ignores him
>takes picture

I hear that . I can always spot a creep from the way they walk, but even MORE easily when they drink water bent over all weird.

Guys, please try not to bend over weird. It's creeping everyone out.

the incel larping is getting more and more annoying round here

He doesn’t want to risk loosing his gym membership on the chance that you might be a batshit crazy harpy who will sabotage him the second their is an opening. Don’t blame him, I’m sure he wants to talk but if you don’t show that your interested in him he’ll continue to think this due to countless stories like this

>Load up squat bar to 85 lbs
>Out of the corner of my eye I see like, 2 or 3 guys with their hands on their hips looking mad or something
>I've only been at the Squat Rack for like 20 minutes

Why do guys do this?

This. I never get hit on. I wish I was a Stacy. ;_;

Bend over at the water fountain or drinking from a bottle?

>20 mins
>at the squat rack
The most it should take is 15 mins, quit wasting time

Anyone got the picture of what happened to his head because he kept wearing headsets all the time?

>not doing the Chad chug

If you do 3-4 warmup sets then 5 work sets it'll take 20 minutes.

It's the whole click clack Android ambulation. Bending over with tight hips or weird elbow movement when you bring a water bottle to your mouth. If you have to ask, I'm sorry to tell you but you're probably weird looking

>Don't bend over at the water fountain
So what you're saying is I should squat down to bring my head level.

Quints confirm, squatting at the water fountain is now mandatory.

>she doesn't do 1 hour squat sessions at the public gym while checking her phone every other minute
Never gonna make it.

I'm not saying don't bend over. I'm saying don't bend over like a weirdo. So imagine how a weirdo would bend over (probably how you're doing it) and don't do that.

Lmao

I remember that thread, does anyone have the screencap

>be me, a guy
>go to gym
>shit music playing in deadlift/cross fit area
>some bitch has her phone playing over the stereo
>take the AUX cord out of her phone and plug it into mine and play my music
>throw her phone on the floor
>get weird stares from girl who i assume was the owner of the phone

I don't get it. the music she was playing was objectively shit and low T, as opposed to the playlist i put on. Why did she act like such a cunt? didn't say anything to me thougn

Pls be in L O N D O N

I don't know about you but I personally don't know the fuck anyone works out to anything other than some extreme metal and heavy metal

>femanon
TITS, NOW

does anyone have any exp asking a gym thot out? I asked out one and she said yes but it never happened because she was actually a dumb attention whore.
there is this one chick however... her ass is something magical. seriously the way her body curves and her ass and hips and legs look is ridiculous. this chick happens to WORK at the gym though, not a trainer but one of the people who signs you up with your contract and occasionally has to re-rack loose weights out on the floor.

how do I approach the crazy hot ass gym thot/employee? I really want to see her naked

whores at my gym prefer crappy pop songs hence why i just unplug their phones and throw them away when they hook them up to the stereo

I used to know a guy who didn't swing his arms when he walked. I knew he was weird when we first met, but it was months before I figured out that the arm swinging thing was what gave him that terrible first impression.

Jow Forumstest way to drink

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>Person glances at me in the gym
>Laugh at him and make fun of him for existing

Kys roastie

LONDON, feet and milkies in that order plz

>go to gym
>nobody talks to me because I’m ugly and lipsynch while working out
>only interaction with other gymfolk is making up nicknames for the regulars and y-you tooing the desk employee that tells me to have a good day

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*nods respectfully toward u*

Checked. From now on I will squat on every water fountain

Enjoy getting a pl8 thrown at your head you stupid fucking bitch.

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Kek. Seen so many women do this.

>hitting on girls while they are at work and forced to be polite to you

I went to the gym yesterday at 2pm and 90% of the people there were 18 year old girls, even in the free weight area. I'm too awkward for interaction so I never look in case our eyes meet, but I glimpsed at one perfect skinned qt as she was right in front of me doing decline dumbbell press. That shirt was 1cm from underboob. I had to go to the bathroom to calm my boner.

Why the hell were there so many girls.

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Sage

>Why the hell were there so many girls.
There are more women in the world than you think

There's like 10 chicks you could fuck for every man

>those fucking numbers
Welp, only one option now

Someone plz post the gif of this

>me and my friend take a picture and laugh.
>getting a very creepy vibe at this point
Why do bitches feel they have the right to take a picture of people they don't even know? Hell you even have the nerve to call them creepy.
inb4 white knight comes to defend this.

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god I hate women

Wish I could've made this better, I'm on my phone lol

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KEK FIT TRULY KEEPS ON GIVING

>gym rapist is eyeing you again

>girl looks at you and smiles
>Never look at her again

>Listening to roastie thots because they post on Jow Forums

Why have we become r9k?

Ask him for coffee or post workout smoothie. Rejection's not that bad, being in limbo is much worse

i saw a fat black lady do this yesterday and it was the first time ive seen some retarded shit happen at the gym

No, because they get quints.
Why have we become non-GET plebbitors?

>not doing atg squats to drink water from the fountain
its like u dont even want to make it user

>At the gym
>265lb fat guy
>QT college chicks walking up to talk or ask questions on something
>I always feel like they do it so i dont feel conscious or something thats what happens i feel weird talking to them since im /fat/
>Why do girls do this

Because they know you'll drop your spaghetti if they talk to you, you're like a mine of self confidence for them. Also if you make it and get fit they'll have some bank on your affection they can use later.

This.

Flip the script, what happens? If a dude was making fun of some awkward gym girl and took pictures of her, people would be all over him.

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>Guy looks at you once
>You proceed to observe his every move

Nothing worse than creepy females at the gym.

I passed a girl at my uni gym, she was a little qt with killer boobs and ass.

She said hi to me and I never went back.

Based

I didn't drop my spaghetti at all...

Are you at my gym?

>be me
>tuck penor between legs
>hurr durr I'm femanon now!
>make dumb fucking thread on Jow Forums

>pretending to be a girl on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>be femanon in gym
>feel eyes on me
>occasionally meet eyes
>go home, repeat

It's not that big of a deal boy-os. What you might be dissecting as an awkward interaction is likely just a blip in that girl's life.

>not lifting to six hours of the Halo theme.

>Throw her phone on the floor
Nigger confirmed

>go gym
>get raped
>tweet it
>less than 50 RT's
double rape

As a guy, this is why I avoid gyms. Home setup so I don't have to deal with seeing this kind of female narcissism or being blamed when I'm minding my own business and psychowomen believe they've been raped when I ignore these shit tests.

Darn it Anonette, I came to this thread to read stories of women bullying insecure guys at the gym and feel better about being single. I did not want to be confronted with the possibility that some QT I chatted with and decided it was wrong to keep bothering is as lonely as I am.

>Not lifting to DMC music
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

>go to gym almost everyday at the same time
>this one cute girl is also there almost every time
>catch her looking at me constantly
>don't know if she mires or checks if i'm creeping
I don't think i'm a blip, but i might be that creepy guy

it's now the squatterfountain

Likely miring. At this point she would try her best to avoid eye contact with you if she thought you were a creep. gl

>i was thinking about taking women seriously and actually pursue meaningful relationships Kek.
You were a breath of fresh thotty air fren. Thanks

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we've planned for years. let's finally do it. let's kill all women

But how will we carry on the fit way of life user? The womb pods arent ready yet!

>Repeatedly get caught starring at random person
>Take pictures of other people without permission
>Laugh at people's bodies while in gym
>"Workout" with "friend"
>Ignoring people

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Thanks now the entire DMC 3 soundtrack is stuck in my head

>DMC
>Halo
Patrician tastes, anons. Just add
>Payday 2
and you're GTG

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>the right to take a picture of people they don't even know
It's a public space in a free country. Unless the gym has specific rules about photos there's nothing stopping anyone from recording anyone

reee! stay the fuck in the womens only section. glaring at me like im a sub human piece of trash from across the room. im not here for you, you dumb bitch.

>thirsty as fuck
>approach fountain
>drink water
>I'm now a creep and some whore posts about me on Jow Forums
can you illustrate how exactly correct drinking form looks like?

Every guy is a creep unless attractive

>go to gym
>do my routine
>nobody talks to me
>leave

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>be me (male)
>doing deadlifts, very heavy, makes a lot of noise
>some people watch me, i don't mind
>girl peeks out from behind machine and I look at her just as she takes a photo
>haha she must like me or be impressed by the weight or something
>she's actually just making fun of me:(

>Expecting men to break the gym vow of silence

I've actually had two occasions where girls were looking/glancing at me, chickened out every time to talk with them. It's also usually an empty gym because I go in the morning around 08:00 A.M.
Always thought girls wouldn't like to chat during gym, just do their work out and get out.

not necessarily a bad thing, you probably dont look like a thot but that doesnt mean you are ugly per se
maybe you just look serious
but it's possible that you are ugly, yes