Chopping wood increases testosterone 43%

newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/26/chopping-wood-a-manlier-feel-than-sports/

>He hasnt taken the wood chopping pill
Never gonna make.it

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Id let her chop my wood if you get what I'm saying

I'd like to slap my penis on them big ol' tiddies if you know what I mean

I'd like to split her log if you catch my drift

are you kidding?? look at her biceps and traps she'd probably be terrible at swinging an axe

i'd like to chop her in the lumbar with an axe and use her spinal fluid as lube as i fuck her in her now completely desensitized butthole if you're on my wavelength

I prefer a soft stirring motion anyway.

Id like to penetrate her vagina with my penis as we engage in consensual intercourse if you comprehend my statement

come again?

I wouldn’t want her, or anyone for that matter to cut off my dick

can you guys believe that girl is 12 years old?

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i'd like to impale her on my fresh stump if you grasp my meaning

I'd like to dip my tortilla in her dipping sauce if you taste my dorito

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No I don't, prove it

swear on my life she is an instagram model that got banned a few months ago named lisa reddington. 12 years old.

Checked and kek'd

lily ivy. not 12

just get some sun on your balls. open that window though, you need the UVB. +200% test for like a week iirc. feels good too, feels warm and cool at the same time, like menthol.

>time

Confirmed for estrogenating the male body

nah you don't need uvb. Red light does the same thing.

But it's summer and I have no reason to chop wood right now

10/10

>no reason to chop wood in the summer
>not doing delicious bbqs in summertime
It's like you don't know how to live life. God bless monkeyland bbqs.

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I haven't taken the BBQ pit pill. I just cook outside on the grill in summer

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>Not chopping wood in the summer to not do it in the winter
Fucking grasshoppers.

Fish and ribs are fucking amazing in pit bbqs

funny, fpbp and all that
reddit-tier upvote-hunting comments
cunts

>Not chopping wood in the summer to not do it in the winter
Depending on where you are, the wood can be rotten by autumn if you chop it too early. Places with frequent/heavy summer rainfall can cause those logs to grow fungus, even with covering

>regular vigorous physical exercise increases testosterone
FTFY
>t. far from being some big revelation
>t. common knowlege for thousands of years

Can confirm
Chopped down a 4ft diameter tree ( already dieing) and it took forever a good 40 hours with a five pounds axe.
One of two times I could actually feel test dumping through my body.
You better finely sand that handle though or you're fucksville

Do wome like rough hands or do you reccomend using some kind of protection?

I'm not surprised something like that is good for you on a chemical level. Any man who isn't disabled in some way gets a great feeling from doing work like that. Hell, most guys feel a bit zen from mowing their lawn.
Women like strong hands. Too rough and they hurt (some like that though). Protect them from injury but, don't go out of your way to avoid calluses. Just keep the skin on your hands hydrated and they'll adapt.

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