Does Jow Forums swim?

Are salt water pools really better or is it just a meme?

They're easier to float in, and some people describe the water as "softer" if that makes sense.

Hell yea. I've been trying to get to anime boy mode and I made a pretty good amount of progress just after one week of swimming. I'm already beginning to see my abs coming in and my delts look fucking nice.

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>avoiding milfs
>not showing up right before they do so they stumble upon a slender, energetic, young man
>not wanting them to look forward to their daily water exercises so they can catch a glimpse at you

wack.

Is denser water harder to swim through?

>get out of the pool
>go in the sauna
>chinks doing weird massages and stretches taking up 90% of the space
>can't BRAP to scare them away

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Yeah i swim.... In pussy lmao ahhahahh

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I've never thought about it, so probably not.

Saltwater is better for you, I don’t know about the floating part, doesn’t seem too significant anyway .

Chlorine is really bad, though newer cleaning systems use less of it, the reason why I had to quit swimming is because breathing in the fumes for years fucked with my lungs. Also my skin dries out and starts cracking...
I guess I’ll swim in the ocean

They swim slow, don’t care about lanes and tend to make the water around them taste like perfume. Not cool.

There was a milf last time I went with a sweet bum but she had her kid and her mother with her. I fuckin mired that ass though.

I am not a piece of meat.

>Does Jow Forums swim?
Yeah in pussy har har

>try swimming after not having done it in like 5 years
>within just a few laps I'm completely out of breath
this shit is harder than I remembered

am I just really out of shape or does swimming naturally get harder as you age and grow heavier?

>remember back in college swimming with some people at apartment complex pool at night
>wore thin white shirt because skelly (still am)
>they played "never have i ever" in a hot tub and i stayed in pool swimming alone because no way

i dread to think how i would react being one of these normal guys who frequently gets invited to pool parties and is surrounded by girls in bikinis all the time. pic related would be me im sure

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Hello Rorona

Hate to meme on you, bro, but here goes. Swimming effectively in a controlled environment is more about efficiency of movement and cleanliness of stroke than it is strength or exertion. If you streamline and try to get maximum distance from each stroke/kick then you'll have it considerably easier than trying to pound out laps for cardio.

I see a bunch of gym bros strugglestroking at the club, slapping and clawing at the water for all of five laps without a single kick before giving up exhausted. If you practice form over speed you'll get faster and farther in very little time.

>drinking the pool water

Black lifter here. How the fuck do I swim? Add a kid I did all of the motions and just sank anyway.

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I used to play waterpolo for 5 years
Also this. Weebs are embarrassing.

just swim bro. i fantasize and often have dreams about teaching anime girls how to swim so I have experience. Just swim bro.

Hah, I got a great mental image of some bro swimming creepily after milfs and drinking the water behind them.

Obviously you’ll get some water in your mouth if you swim (which you’re not supposed to swallow btw).
Unless you want to ruin your neck and swim with your head over water that is.

Black people can't swim dude. Sorry. Stick to running. It's what your people are good at

I feel like I should have known this since I got 2nd place in a swimming tournament way back when I was a kid

maybe I'll get better at it eventually (if I even have the energy for swimming laps after my gym workout)

Lay in the water on your stomach.

Squat, then arnold press, repeat.

Congrats, you know the breast stroke.

Since getting back from vacation and deciding to not be a fat anymore, in addition to shoving less food in my face hole I have also started swimming. At least half an hour of lane swimming after work each day, then half an hour to dick around doing whatever in the shallow end as long as I keep moving.

why is this chinese bitch naked and hanging off the lines?

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> hard day of nailing roofing shingles in the sun
> looking forward to based swim
> evening swim starts
> pull up 5 minutes later
> everyone is leaving
Someones worthless spawn dookied in the big boy pool mere minutes after opening and now the pool is closed the rest of the day. It is the only nearby outdoor pool and the indoor pools are warm as piss and make my skin itch like crazy.

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