>Girl flirts with me
>She's fat
Girl flirts with me
Nathaniel Wilson
Jose Lewis
>get slightly bulkfat
>girls stop hitting on me
>guys start hitting on me
What the fuck Jow Forums
Colton Sanders
>cute boy flirts with me
>turns out he's straight and it was all a joke
Luis Williams
You probably was autistic and missed an opportunity to get a brojob
Gabriel Wilson
>still fat but losing weight
>got a mire
>she was black
Samuel Moore
I asked him out that's when he told he wasn't a fag. Haven't seen him in the gym ever since.
Sebastian King
>girl flirts with me
>has boyfriend
>not sure if I even know what flirting is at this point, maybe she was just being friendly and girls act like this with everyone
>tfw no gf
Brandon Johnson
>DL lmao4.5pl8
>black girl squatting next to me wants to start small talk
>calls me a strong guy
>respond to her in french
>she looks at me confused
>tells me she isnt french and asks why I would think that
>tell her that she just looks very french to me, considering she would fit right in with their national team
>she somehow is very offended at this and with a broken voice calls me a racist piece of shit and leaves the gym
I thought french people were politer honestly...
Isaiah Allen
>first girl to overtly flirt with me
>i work with her and she's married
Wyatt Sullivan
>girl flirts with me
>she is a boomer
Äääää
Jack Sanchez
>girl hits on me after months long dry spell
>it's my friends wife feeling my arm when he's outside with other friends
>get noticeable boner
>she goes ''ooooo'''
>too honourable to do anything so I excuse myself for the bathroom and avoid her all night
>hint to friend his wife is a slut
>he's chill so he appreciates my honesty
>they divorce a few months later
William Green
based
Isaac Edwards
>girl flirts with me
>wake up
Oliver Gomez
Good dude right here
Elijah Johnson
you did the right thing user
Xavier Davis
I know that feel too well user. It seems only fat girls or especially fat black chicks dig me. Such is the life of being a lanklet (though I'm working on that now).
John Phillips
>Me and my crash sit in my kitchen as usual
>We have a conversation about some casual stuff
>Somehow it gets to me saying "I love you"
>Pause
>Crash says "I love you too"
>I wake up
>First ~10 seconds I don't realize it was just a dream, having the most insane euphoria in my life
>But then I finally wake up and realize it didn't happen
>Even more dead inside than before knowing what I don't have
Why God did this to me
Oliver Sullivan
I was entranced for maybe 15-30 seconds while she miring me but ultimately I resisted when it was clear where it was going
Connor Richardson
But now that she's divorced it's good to smash, so why don't you?
Noah Torres
That's another problem, I'm very tempted but it's in bad taste to fuck a friends girl. Don't want him resenting me or people finding out and my reputation as the anti-degenerate being ruined.
Austin Jackson
Based, do you have a gf of your own?
Cooper Sullivan
*ex wife
But you know what I mean
Isaac Clark
No, based women are hard to come by
Levi Anderson
absolutely based user
James Mitchell
>fatties treat me like shit
>they know they'll never get this dick
Benjamin Brooks
>get rejected hard by fatty rude cunt before I even started
>hook up with fit hotty the same night
Shit like that happens. Fat bitches can be bitter cunts
Brandon Thomas
Working out with db in front of mirrors fat girls screams at me to move so she can see herself. I have move several mirrors down. Cuz she is so big. I encroach on a qts space. "I don't mind" and gives me a wink.
Ian Anderson
I get diamond with fatties, maybe its the testo
Jayden Williams
not fit related
Anthony Rivera
>roommate's female friend crashing on our couch this weekend
>they're going for drinks tonight (he already has a gf)
>she invites me out with them
>"Nah don't think I can, I'm already done with my calories for the day"
>just going to watch 50s/60s sci-fi the rest of the day
Christopher Adams
Fucking great
Hunter Thompson
You're not user anymore fren, you've become Chad
Nathan Adams
>fat librarian always rubbing my back whenever she passes by
help
Christian Phillips
>start squintfrauding for face gainz in photos
>now I look permanently angry with a crease between my eyebrows
wew laddies
Colton Diaz
Blake Butler
>be at party
>watching the world cup
>haven't really followed the cup
>get told it is the last match
>see the score is 4-2
>"great, looks like africa is finally good at something"
>gets called a racist and kicked out of the party
what did they mean by this?
Julian Cook
dont touch my nigga crash, you fucking furry faggot
Asher Price
This happens to me all the time. Dreams about intimacy with pretty girl. Then wake up and no one there
Luke Johnson
Sometimes I get sex dreams too but only with random girls, that time (and only that) was about feelings. I didn't feel that good even on mdma.
Connor King
All of your dreams sound fun. Way more fun than dreaming about your mouth overflowing with grinding, crunching teeth. Just picture your mouth full of thick seashells and no matter how hard you try to get them out they're all stuck on each other and cutting your mouth up, plus they're all gritty and stuck in the cracks of your mouth while there's more coming in every second.
Aaron Diaz
>Red head
>My type
>Funny
>Laughs at my jokes
>Great looking breast
>Filirts with me
>Jokingly ask her on a date and she gives me her number
>I have a gf
>Ghost her
James Richardson
love stories with a happy ending
Josiah Long
>girl flirts with me
>shes 5'5 blonde hurdler (Very thick thighs)
t. BLACK and 6 ft 3
Nolan Baker
>fetish cope
but same
Chase Myers
Based friend
Josiah Cook
Based and redpilled
Christopher Morgan
it's called practicing, fat girls make good practice girls and they usually suck a good dick and have big fat titties you can titty fuck. you don't need to have a relationship with every girl you flirt with or fool around with. learn the art of the pump and dump so your game gets good enough for better looking girls
Logan Reed
Wait there was a thread a week ago about a guy found out his gym friend was a fag when he asked him out. He was debating whether to move to another gym. Is that you?
Jaxon Green
>girl flirts with me
>dont realise til later
Jaxon Scott
Damn
May you be blessed with all the gains you can ever desire
Carson Miller
Based. You are a good bro.
Carter Reyes
>girls don't flirt with me
>ever
Eli Phillips
Yes. Will you be the replacement faggot?
Jordan Barnes
>At frat party, totally blitzed
>Fat girl walks up to me and asks if I'm a trump supporter
>Drunk as shit, I say "fuck yeah"
>She says she's a bleeding heart liberal but only fucks Trump supporters
>Somewhere out there there's a video of her grinding on me while my buddies hand me enough beers to forget about what's even going on
Brayden Thompson
the Chad meme is real
Nolan Nguyen
>girl flirts with me
>only realize it after the fact
>even if I do notice, my autism always repels them
Carson Bennett
Based and redpilled.
Dominic Garcia
>girl flirts with me
>literally throws herself into my arms for a few weeks
>my turbo 'tism suspects she's just being friendly
Only realised later that she seriously had an interest in me and god was she sexy, I thought no way she's actually in to me. Mfw
Angel Sanchez
>Get gains
>Butt is very gay
>Wear tights and rainbow band
>Guys keep looking at my ass
>Girls do it even more
"STRAIGHT" people at it again
Also why do girls check me out more when I wear a rainbow wristband? Checking out competition?
Daniel Torres
>Get compared to a professional athlete
>Get offended
The absolute state
Connor Reyes
Oh my gawd Shaquita that white boi was cute
Nicholas Flores
>great looking breast
Zachary Bennett
You aren't alone. I've ignored advances of at least 15 qts since I started high school for the same reason. Not ever having female friends fucks up your perception of their intentions.
Last semester I detected female interest for the first time, but she was going to transfer across the country next semester. Fml.
Mason Gray
IT means France wants to take the bbc
Jaxson Clark
You are a Good friend, don’t let us or yourself down
Colton Williams
Have you talked to a professional about your mental state? Whether you have the tism or not?
Charles Edwards
Who had the gf? You or her?
Brayden Sullivan
I once had a dream I had a qt and my job was literally being the Doomguy.
I want to feel the way I feel when I'm asleep.
Joshua Taylor
>Start lifting and get muscular
>tfw the gay boy in class touched my muscles and giggled like a horny schoolgirl
Kayden Jackson
this means you grind your teeth. Get a mouth thing for it.
Camden Powell
>8 days involuntary nofap
>Match with fat girl with cute face
>Last night she says she's down to bang
>Today she changes her mind with some weak ass excuse like "I was just joking sorry I suck at texting"
>I can't even fuck fat girls
Gonna off myself laddies
Aaron Gray
Carson Watson
>hit it off with roomate's sister
>she's 13
maybe in 5 years
Jaxon Foster
>meet a friend of a friend
>she's a qt3.14
>tell her I'm having a get together before I leave on Sunday
>she immediately asks me for my number and says she's definitely going
>her grandmother passes that night
>told friend and she confirmed her grandmother was sickly
>we text a bit, she still texts smiles even though she has to attend the funeral on Sunday and everything.
I don't know what kind of feel this is.... I'm going to leave before ever getting to know this qt3.14 better.
I will be gone for maybe 6 months, worst timing to start crushing on her...
Ryder Mitchell
>girl flirts with me
>develop immediate disdain towards her
how to stop this?
Elijah Ortiz
Kek getting memed by Jow Forums
Luke Morgan
What do I say lads
Liam Clark
>Jow Forums convinces me to use fat chick as practice chick
>go through with it, at least they give good head right?
>her tits don't have that firm softness, instead feels like a ziplock bag filled with fat strips shaved off of steak
>says she'll swallow my cum
>gags on two inches, can't do shit
>try my hardest to imagine I'm fucking someone hot because nothing about her is a turn on
Ghosted and never looked back. At least I know I'm not missing out.
Charles Jones
>maybe in 5 years
bluepilled as fuck
Carter Powell
You're sad and you know exactly why
Kayden Thompson
Alright, tomorrow night then?
Owen Allen
so you wanna come over with breakfast?
Isaac Lopez
I'd like to go up your state if you know what I mean. (Your virgina)