See thread weeks ago that you are gonna suppose to wash your ass with soap

>not soaping up your hand and running it up and down your asscrack until it's nice and clean

never gonna make it

>wipe eyes in shower after washing ass and rinsing fingers off with water thoroughly
>get e.coli infection in eyes

Fuck you Jow Forums

>not getting a top grade qt to wash your ass for you with her tongue

shaving your boipucci gives you significantly worse swamp ass

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Just wipe your ass with toilet paper every day after you shower. If you're too afraid to get in there with soap, that'll prevent you from smelling like absolute ass, at least.

>Not using a washcloth
Idiot

hey idiot op here is the best shower technique

>buy pouch to put soap in
>shampoo hair for 30 seconds and rinse
>break body into parts, soap up left arm and shoulder, go across neck, right arm and shoulder, up sides of torso and armpits, go across chest and stomach, across back, left leg thigh to foot, right leg thigh to foot
>rub behind ears and in crook of nose
>do crotch
>to ass cheeks
>rub soap on hand to get both hands sudsy and then run each finger up and down asscrack to get it squeaky clean, rub soap on hands again and rinse clean

showers take under 3 minutes, get perfetly clean,and even the bar of soap lasts a long time (mine lasts 2 months)

scrubbing pouch > washcloth

Use your fucking hands to rinse it out first idiot.
Also don't directly apply the soap, you'll burn your rectum,, lather it on your hands and rub gently. The burning stop after a few seconds and you don't even feel it after a few weeks but it gets rids of ass stank 100%.

The not masturbating stuff is one thing, but are you guys seriously too neurotic to touch your own assholes?

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Soap doesn’t get contaminated m8

when i shave my balls they get stuck to my legs too much and i'm constantly grabbing my nuts to unstick them throughout the day

Yes

Really? I wonder why but I do really sweat less without the hair.

> not analplaying while jerking off

kek what are you gay?

>not shaving your ass

>shaving all that
Fuck that user
1) how much time do you think I have?
2) I will cut myself so much
3) why not justwax?

>waxing your literal asshole
how is it possible to hate yourself this much?

I remember that thread

I told OP to use the shower head to shoot a jet of water up their ass

Funny when I was showering today I remembered the thread

give me a fucking break, you're just afraid you'll like how it feels. just dress up as a girl already faggot

underrated kek

By taking a paper thin piece of metal to it.

I shave balls chest and belly but I will never shave my asshole ever again. Tried it so often and it always just was a literal pain in the ass.

I do rip out all the hair tho. It lasts clean longer and I never got any rasch from that.

To rip them out I just wash with soap and twist the hair together and rip it out. I try to find all the hair.

what the fuck why do you hate your body hair so much

I've had hair on my asshole since like college. Never shaved it or groomed in any way. Same with pubes. None of my sexual partners ever cared, just sayin. If you shave it it will grow in thicker I'm p sure

So homophobic it's crippling. I wash my ass under running warm water after taking a dump, with my bare hands.
I dry it with a very smal towel which I throw into the wash basket after one-time use.
My ass is probably cleaner than most of OPs body has ever been.

I like the smooth feeling and look of my upper body like that. I ripout anushair as I think it's just less surface for shit to hang on to.

why not just use an electric headshaver for both ass and balls. It's super quick and it gets the hairs short enough but not ingrown so you never get rash/pimples like shaving with a razor.

Stupid ass
Just use your finger.
All these fucking idiots damaging their assholes with fibres, washcloths, loofas and sponges.
Do a pass with the ball/ass bar of soap (don't cross soaps you faggot. You want dick germs on your face?)
Then gentle rub in ass crack, on asshole. GENTLE.
A plus to this is for you with hemorrhoids, you arent hurting yourself. You can even check instantaneously if you have one every shower. If you do, a simple push is all it takes. Take your index finger and softly push that poprock back in.
Okay?
Shave your fucking ass too.
If your bar is that hairy then I guranfuckingtee that your ass is full of shit everytime you poop.
I just know you have dingleberries dont you. Dont you?
Go into the restroom right now. Take the toilet paper and feel around for knotted hair. Try to pull the crusty shit off. You cant.
You have to pull that bunch of shitimentary rock out of your ass.
This wouldnt happen if you TRIMMED.
Go see your barber and ask for an ass cut. REAL barbers know what this is and theyll set you up with an appointment.
Boom. Next time you wipe you'll see the difference. Easy cleaning.
Nasty ass faggot peasant motherfuckers.
Oh and to all the uncut brothers on here. Clean ya fuckin dick in those two tight little corners on the underside of your cock. You know where. I know you've been saving cheese there. Ah ah marlon brando, it aint good for you.
Wash.
Im out. Bitches.

youve gone your entire life and never washed your ass with more than a thin piece of paper?

thats fucking rank, but get a second bar of soap and dedicate that one to asswashing

done that before, overrated

>thats fucking rank, but get a second bar of soap and dedicate that one to asswashing

dude you dont need to "dedicate" a whole bar of soap to ass washing. at the end of your shower, you just rub the soap on your hand to get your fingers soapy and rub your fingers on your asshole/asscrack

>touching your bare asshole not having your squire do it
I knew Jow Forums was gay but this is too much

you probably sweat the same but it evaporates faster.

>retards recommending washcloth

then it goes on the washcloth...you're supposed to use your hand and if you want the best way, laser removal your asshairs for a few grand. It's absolutely worth it

Has literally noone of you ever heard of these wet bois? You are truly disgusting...

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I’m not buying two bars of soap just because Jow Forums thanks toilet paper isn’t enough. It’s been enough for everyone for tens of years.

i usually just scrape a bit of soap off the bar with my fingernail and lather it up in my hands

This. Will never go back to tp alone and way easier than that faggot talking about rinsing his ass with water and one time use towels

dear god. buy a $1 loofah you swine. You smell like shit, and people definitely notice and treat you worse because of it

How do you dispose of these? You can't flush them.

I'm blonde blue eyed. Barely have body hair

Perfected genetics by the gods. How do you fucks even live with thick ass hair

You're black, aren't you?
The negroes are the only ones I have ever heard talk about using baby wipes or toilet paper with lotion on it to clean their monkey ass.
Fuck you.