Hey guys what do you Think of my new tattoo?

LMAO at kettlebells. The faggiest trendiest pussiest of all fitness equipment.

GG broseph

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>lmao tattoos are so fucking gay
What do you guys think of the graffiti on my temple?

Also no squat rack

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you look like the trainee from athlean-x pre-posture fix

What kind of bandwagoning faggot still gets tattoos in 2018?

*snap*

you care enough to get a tattoo of some exercise equipment, but not enough to pin and actually get big?

Ignore the fucking haters man, looks great. Now that you got the tat, you can start lifting.

looks like someones absent minded sketch with a ballpen.

Sorry dude that tatto is absolute garbage

now that you got that tatt you can suck some cock. Fucking faggot tatt.

3x5 double rope chest pulls
3x5 overhand kettlebell breast swings
2x8 reverse dumbbell pec jerks

yea you totally wont regret that later in life. bumbass. are you really that dedicated to fitness that you would get a fucking tattoo of kettlebells?

Cool as hell !!!

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>a ten pound dumbbell
gonna use that to warm up your rotator cuffs or something?
>he isnt even getting paid by that brand for the lifetime of advertisement

great idea to get a russian workout implement tattooed on your body just prior to ww3

enjoy your life in a fema camp, traitor

Jesus what a bad tat.....
Would be like getting one that said "Deep Thinker" or "Totally not a pussy".

Cringe

What a heavy handed, low-IQ looking tat. You could have at least used like a fucking Wane Gretzky quote or some shit instead of getting a fucking product label basically saying "I am a guy who does the fitness, yep, sure am. Totally face value here."

total shit

Nah shouldve went for tribal tats like all the alphas do

Those are pretty low-IQ looking too but at least they're alpha. Zyzz did fit tattoos the best.

I'd actually respect someone who got "Totally not a pussy" on them because at least that's funny.

it looks like you're one of the guys who posts on social media each time they go to the gym

>living a careful life to avoid regrets

Sounds like some beta bullshit

>do retarded shit
>regret retarded shit
>WOW I'M LIVING MY LYFE TO THE FULLEST IM SO ALPHA

literally retarded

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This is how beta faggot nerds justify not living dangerously like Chad

good luck with being retarded user

>Getting a tattoo
>Living dangerously

You got some skewed views on what a dangerous and eventful life is bud

I'm a big fan of tattoos and working out but that is a nono.
I'm also a fan of chicken soup and whipped cream but you don't see me combining them y'know?

the fuck is "Chad"?

Maybe you should have gotten that tat when you made it instead of slightly-built dyel mode.

>getting a tattoo is living dangerously
>tattoofags actually believe this

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LMAO. Love watching basement dwellers getting triggered over tattoos in these threads. Almost makes me want to get a completely ridiculous meme tattoo to see all the ass pain.

yeah, go permanently stain your body with shit no one will ever think is cool, that would really assblast me.

Pro tip from someone who doesn't have tattoos: the best way to not get a bad tattoo is to not get a tattoo at all.

this is hopefully not you

>poisoning your body
smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/tattoos-can-be-much-more-skin-deep-180964881/

Just remove everything but the rope and tattoo "day of the" on top

it looks like shit tbqh

the art is terrible and it's too big

shoulda got a motorcycle

lmao what a fuckin homo

Cinnamon bread-twists are the bomb, yo. Kinda strange to get a tattoo of one with gym stuff though.

>tattoos
>cool

kys

I thought it was a baguette at first... also it's kind of ugly and overly complicated. why tf does the dumbbell have a logo on it?

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THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE. HOLY FUCK YOU BETTER HOPE THAT ISNT YOU. HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT OP NO NO NOOOOOOOOO.

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Anything, even a dead baby corpse, opened up with a nazi jacking all over it, would have been a better tattoo than what op got.

>dangerously like Chad
Almost sounds like you speak from expirence.

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Only if done wrong.

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Where are your nipples m8?

>with a female's name

>reverse image search
>it's real

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the queen you twat

Could be, or it could mean Victory as in win, which is more likely given it's a fucking knight armor plot

The proportions are all wrong and they couldnt even shape the kettlebells right
Wtf

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1. The only way to win at tattoos is to not participate.
2. If you must have a permanent drawing on your body for life, make sure it's something meaningful to you and not worry if others think it looks retarded.
3. Tattoos will never make you look more aesthetic.
4. The only way to look less worse is if you're military, police, fire and/or fucking jacked. Tatts have existed on warriors for eons, so at least this makes acceptable... and no, working at an office 9 to 5 but you really really like guns and do Spartan race bullshit is no replacement.
5. You'd still look better without drawings on your skin, if your body is a work of art, anything on it subtracts from that.

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Well it's in gay "cursive" anyway and he's holding a fucking gardener's Gerber machete