This means she wants to have sexy times right?

This means she wants to have sexy times right?

How do I not fuck it up? She’s gonna come over to my beach house tomorrow and we’re gonna watch the sunset.

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I’m a Virgin bros I need this

Any slayers on here want to help? She’s some tinder thot btw

Don't tell her you're a virgin firstly

Just ask her if you can casually slide your dick into her vagina, if you catch my drift

I used to ask girls if they wanted to make out looking back I cringe it usually worked but must result in their pussies getting drier than the Sahara which I why I never got past oral

>going down on a girl
Thats your first mistake right there

Well, if she's coming over to your house, it's pretty much guaranteed she expects intimacy, so in my opinion it does not matter that much how you start this unless you fuck up very horribly, which most likely won't be the case as you seem to have some experience, just ask her straightforwadly, bro, she will dig that comfidence

It’s hot as fuck to have a girls thighs wrapped around your head! I love to lick em until they spray girl goo all over my face

That literally is piss my nigga

Stop saying lol all the goddamn time jeeez

It's pretty easy user
When she comes over and you guys are sitting side by side, start stroking her thighs and then begin making out with her. Don't pussy out or look for "signs", if she isn't into it she'll be freaked out and leave and then you don't have to give a shit about her anymore (but MOST women when alone with men they agree to meet up with will do it)
Just don't be a fucking pussy and GO FOR IT

>risking throat cancer just because you want girls to piss on your face
oh no no no no

>smoke for 20 years
>just fine
>eat pussy once
>get throat cancer

Wish I listened to Jow Forums

>beach house,
>doesn’t think he is going to be balls deep before the sun touches the horizon

user I’m not sure you are going to make it

Here's how to not fuck it up
>1) get it into your head that you're going to fuck her
That's it.

assume attraction and assume she's not playing game
very easy to do when she's coming to your house, you can do it user

These anons are right
OP, do you think that Chad cares about rejection? Literally the only thing on Chad's mind is "PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY". This is what a high test male is thinking of

They're pissing on your face you cuck

No shit, sherlock

Isn't it great?

More like thot cancer, am I right?

Not being able to make a girl cum with your mouth. I remember when I was 14

Post her pic

People say not to say you're a virgin, but some girls are into that.

this, no really this is how you do it.

This. Only phaggots dislike the taste of a pussy

Is it true eating pussy causes throat cancer?

No

a-am I right, g-guys?

this

If she is going to some random dudes beach house unless she is a turbo thot she will also be extremely nervous. Just act nice and natural, chill and talk with her for a little bit, and then try and kiss her.

If she takes this well you are home free.

Dubs and you ask her "wanna fuck like animals?"

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Are you still in high school?

>Spray

>t never been down on a girl

I love how incels are so repulsed by going down a girl. Who cares that she's had dicks in there before? She probably washed it since then bro

Not necessarily. If you judge this wrong, she will report you for rape.

No pressure, tho. ;-)

the irony is that when you really care about fucking up is when you really fuck up

You can get an HPV infection in the mouth and throat which causes a higher risk of cancer. The thing is that HPV is extremely common.

first step is to stop saying "sexy times"
you're not a child

You're going to jail because you're a man.
Nicé.

What is your drift?

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I made a meme now answer me

>she wants to be alone with you in your beach house at sunset/night
Yes nigga, she wants to fuck. One of the best things that I ever realized was that you just need to take control. In a very general sense, don't ask her if she's busy or wants to hang out, you just flat out say "let's get some coffee" for example. Don't make her feel powerless & like she has no say, but be the one to make decisions small or not, show her you're confident in them too, this will lead to pussy.
Good luck OP, we're all going to make it, now get that pussy m8

I actually enjoy it. Turns me on and makes me wanna ravage her shit more. Love to eat ass too, fuck it. I’m a dirty sanchez and I don’t care.

Based and R E D P I L L E D

OP is doing it wrong
>Truely don't care about rejection by avoiding proper grammar

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That laughing emoji at the end is full cringe, without it you could have maintained FRAME