Tfw less girth than the "Trimmer Fit"

>tfw less girth than the "Trimmer Fit"

should I just fucking end it all lads

why is "standard" so big

please tell me this is just a troll

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>black
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

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>black

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Get a pack of loom bands and put it on the end of a trimmer condom

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Your dick is girthier than you think. Do the toilet paper roll test.

it's not tho

>if the jews didn't circumcise you you'd have probably another .5" of girth

DINKLEBERRRG!!!!

Light a piece of paper and put it in a glass. Let it burn out then place cup over dick and balls. Allow blood to rush to the scene and then measure girth like a real fucking man

My favorite condom meme is the meme that magnums aren’t biggsr than normal condoms, everyone who has said that pretty obviously hasn’t ever put on a magnum condom because they very obviously have a bigger circumference LOL

They are stretchier though.

>Barely 5inches
>No girth
>Plenty of women find my cock "cute" and love to tease/milk/suck/ride it

About 50% of the time I get asked for oral etc as well but shit buddy, don't throw in the towel yet.

Isn't that a meme, I can't even fit the tip of my head trough.

I can literally fit the full roll into my urethra

tfw when black girth but 5 incher

just curious
what girth is your benis

wearing a condom is the most cucked thing you can ever do imo. its a like metaphor for being ashamed of your manhood, covering it up like its something bad, submitting to the jews who make the condoms, letting them stifle your energy.

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You're literally getting cucked by a bag, the ONE THING that is stopping you from getting laid is literally between your dick and the vagina.

this. if you haven't had sex without a condom, you're still a virgin

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Unless the OP has massive hands, anything under black looks tiny, like smaller than any real penis. I don’t get it. Not bragging cause my penis is actually a bit skinnier than I’d like but this is weird. Probably a ploy and the only ones they ever sell are black and above.

you're telling me you don't use a condom with random hoes?

>low rez picture
>still 114 kb

You should definitely end it.

Don't fuck random hoes you degenerate

the "trimmer fit" one looks like 2 inches diameter tome

which is 6.28" circumference

This. I was always insecure about my size as a lad, but now as an adult my penis fills out the whole roll and my entire head sticks out the end. If you at least fill out the roll and some if not all of the head sticks out, women will enjoy sex with you based on your penis size. Now to the real topic which is whether or not you can actually use your dick. Find out what angles give her the best sensation, do some cardio once in a while so you can last longer, shit even go down on her beforehand so it’s easier to make her cum from penetration (if she is capable).

Can't imagine it's real, virtually no one actually needs "magnum" condoms, they're a sales gimmick for idiots.

I do agree with that slightly

i don't fuck random hoes because its a waste of my mana. its essentially masturbation. i don't want to fuck any woman, but if i did, i would never be a condom cuck

This. Casual sex is literally glorified masturbation. Sex with a gf on the other hand is pretty comfy and you don't have to use a condom

i used standard condoms for years and couldnt figure why i hated it so much
tried magnum dongs and suddenly it dawned upon me that standard was too tight
im only 6,5" but i cant get inside a tp roll if that means anything

not that it means anything at all i havent gotten laid since last summer

>When you realize that the biggest factor is actually if you're circumcised or not.

Fuaarkk I really feel bad for my American buddies, not only do they feel worse when sexing it up, it feels worse for the woman and they even last less time!

>he thinks the tp roll test is about length
>he can actually fit his dick through a tp roll
>he thinks his dick isn't tiny

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>they even last less time!

well from what I heard, being uncircumcised makes it feel better, so which is it then it can't be both, that would make no sense

once i lost my keys inside my urethra. i will never forget that stare from the gym receptionist when i searched for them, with my arm ellbow deep inside my dick.

Speak for yourself. When I lost my virginity with my first GF we kept breaking condoms, thinking it was a bad batch.

Finally got some magnums and problem solved. I can use xl magnums as well, but they are a bit long. I'm right at 8" with over 6" girth.

I honestly had no idea anons.

>tfw when now recently single and socially awkward

This. I was using standard Trojan ENZ condoms around the age of 18 when I first became sexually active, and I hated them. One day I got some free condoms from my college that we’re large sized (NOT xl, they sell magnum LARGE too), and it totally changed the experience. Nowadays I’m in a steady relationship with a woman I love, so I just bust nuts in her raw every time.

yeah it sucks, but its a good reminder of what needs to be done

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It fills out th whole roll. Lrn2read.

He means it makes them sore quicker, which is true

See, that's the rub:
Jews really came up with circumcision in order to reduce the 'sin' of sex by having the males like it less and thus just pump, dump and go.
I'm not fucking with you, just watch this poor Jew realize how badly he's been Jewed:
youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc&t

Can someone give me a guide as to what circumferences these sizes map to?

you're not supposed to even be able to get inside the roll, cope more dicklet

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>I'm right at 8" with over 6" girth.

With a hogoso like that, I would stop fucking.

Post dick.

lmao

if you can get your errected dick inside a tp roll i have bad news for you.

Bro the closest one to 2 inches would be black I’d think. That top one is like an 1.25 or so.

>top 1% lenght
>top 1% girth
sure thing nigger
only every second poster on Jow Forums has a meme 8x6

I wish. My gf can't take pills so sex with no condom is like playing Russian roulette with pregnancy.
No fucking way I'm gonna risk it.

idk maybe I'm just a bad judge of size or it's like an optical illusion or something

Yeah I'm not going to dispute that people estat all the time. I also never usually post, but just thought I'd share my input for once.

Yeah my ex was in literal pain every time we had sex, at least at the start of the session. Ended up not having much sex anymore and went downhill from that point.

Post
Your
Dick

Screenshotted and saved. Good work, user.

cut here, had it done to me when I was a child because of medical condition.

You don't get sore fucking a girl, maybe if she isn't wet, but then you are doing something wrong anyways. Sensation I have no idea obviously if it's better being cut or not, but it feels fucking great getting your dick sucked or having sex, especially on the tip, so I don't think I am missing anything out

Daily reminder that half the people on Jow Forums currently are insecure man-children that will e-stat and try to make you feel back about your average-above average penis, while the men with actual large penises are out here getting laid instead of posting on a Mongolian crocheting forum in their dingy ass apartment.

I don't have rolls with the tube

>you rang?
I lost my virginity to a fellow virgin when I was 18. We both didn't know anything about sex other than what we'd seen in porn and researched together over Skype. The topic of condoms was not well covered but we knew we needed them.
>parents are out, 5ft mini-gf at my house
>2nd time sex after breaking hymen
>nervously taking clothes off
>kissing
>try oral, both pretty bad at it but it got our engines started
>she pulls out regular size condom she got for free from the sex health clinic
>struggle to get it on. As soon as the band at the end gets to the base it starts choking the fat vein I've got down there.
>dick starts to swell
>rip condom off in a panic
>try different brand that I brought.
>manage to get on but slight discomfort
>she's been super wet, gives thumbs up for me to start thrusting
>a few pumps in and the condom breaks
>pieces inside of her
>get it all out
>still horny so fuck it let's try again
>broke every single condom over and over again in a few thrusts
>running out of time before parents get back when suddenly remember
>run into parents room
>look through dad's drawer
>find box of gold magnums; take two
>last try with gf before she has to go
>slides on easy, not choking my dick to death, covered from tip to base
>have awkward but loving sex
>use both condoms, lay cuddled up together
>completely forgot to watch the clock
>got caught
Parents didn't want me to have kids while in high school so my dad bought me gold magnums until I graduated.
>I'm eight inches long and thick. I haven't had sex with a single girl (other than my virgin gf who is a confirmed masochist) who hasn't said that I was the biggest length and girth she's ever had

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Same here man, my tip doesn't even get through. On the other hand girls I've fucked always told me how huge my dick is and that it feels great.
Always nice to hear from a girl as well.

>Eye-impaired person here
>I see shapes and they're nice so I don't think I'm missing out on anything.

user...

I think you are overcomplicating the sensation of puting your dick in a warm wet hole with some nops/rills in side, but then again I am most likely talking to a permavirgin who never had sex.

It’s a girth test you needle dick. A roll of toilet paper is 5 inches.

I know that feel my man, except for me it wasn't till 23.

Watch the talk linked earlier, you'll understand just how wrong you really are.

>falling this hard for the tp roll troll

a tp roll is obviously thick as fuck if your dick can't fit through it you're in the top 1% of dicks

Here you go dicklet. For reference the diameter of the roll is 1.75 inches/4.5cm
My dick isn't even big it's just average and I'm a virgin. Hopefully I censored it well enough

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Hello there Have Kids Jew.

to clarify, a toilet paper roll's diameter varies from 4.25" to 5". This would mean the circumference of a small one is 13.345"

if your dick is bigger than that then I want to see it. no homo

Just jelq and do manual strechtes.
Can increase girth and length each 2 inches.

never mind that's the size of a roll of toilet paper including the paper lmao

even at 1.75" diameter that means a girth of over 7" which is retardedly huge. You're not a fucking"dicklet" if you're not as big as this

Do you ever feel like having a big dick is a meme?
My gf used to brag about my dick all the time so when we broke up (she cheated, bizarre situation) girls were coming out the woodwork wanting to try my dick.
I dated a few, and fucked a few more than that, but the story was always about the same; big dick makes them cum more easily and repeatedly, but in a relationship where sex is constant (multiple times every day) the soreness catches up and they start getting reluctant to hop in bed.

Honestly, I hate it sometimes. I've only been deepthroat once in my whole life. Most girls struggle to get further than the head of my dick (and I can usually feel teeth the entire time). I'm starting to get jaded. A pretty petite girl approached me at the store the other day and all I could think while talking to her was, "This dick is gonna tear you apart. Why even bother?"

Original TP roll poster here, I buy the XL toilet rolls, the ones that are like 2-3x as much paper. Just measured mine at 5.75” and my dick fills it out. Checkmate dicklets
Pics are to show that I’m not bullshitting on the roll size.

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Don't (you) me faggot. I don't care about your dick or what you stick it in.

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I’ll stick it in u bb ;)

haha oh yea man having a big giant dick sucks especially when girls will have sex with you simply because you were born with a giant dick

man what a drag

I have about 7 inch girth and 7 inch length, and i've had troubles finding good condoms lately as my gf went off the pill, any ideas which ones i should get?

Yeah I can relate to a lot of that desu. Was cheated on as well in the past. It is all fun and games at the start, then yeah...

My problem now is a continuation of never going out. I have a home gym as well, so even less reason for me to leave. Borderline autismo when it comes to flirting.

Legitimately considering joining like PF or something just to get out, plus its 110 degrees here till like 9pm now, need that varied cardio somehow.

Girls will have sex with you just because you have money. But that isn't what you want is it?

Girls will always fuck you for what you have, not who you are.
But it's okay, men are the same way. I wouldn't fuck a fat girl no matter how nice she was to me.

I don't really have sex any more but as far as meeting new people, volunteer. There's always a bunch of qt's volunteering at animal shelters, and if you can't carry the conversation there's usually a puppy around to help

WTF Mods? Mental Health thread gets deleted yet this piece of shit thread remains? This ain't Jow Forums related.

Yeah i'm reforming my life during this time in my life. Doubling down on the gym, thinking about checking out bouldering clubs etc. Need to get over work/workout/gaming routine I've been stuck in lol.

Well I wish you the best of luck as well.

>thinks the outside circumference of the tube matters
Mate, get the inside measurement. It's probably around 5 inches, at most 5.25 inches
Also, stop fucking posting. Your insecurities about your average sized dick doesn't need to be smeared all over this thread

Jow Forums is about increasing the size of your muscles. the penis is a muscle. checkmate

That cardboard is like 1mm thick so i doubt taking the inside measurement will change much

>Only .25 inches in length and girth under the legendary 8x6
>Never had a problem with sex except for my 4'11 ex
Even then, the only problem was she wasn't wet enough because she only loves it when I literally act like I'm raping her. I don't think the issue is your dick, I think you just weren't doing her dirty enough

>larger fit
>colored green
Is this for ogres?

>can't take pills
And she's your gf because...?

>This level of insecurity

wow

Who's dick looks like that? Nigga doesn't have any veins or anything, it looks like he took his twinks wrist and stuck it in there.