Enter boomer gym

>enter boomer gym
>I'M AHEAD I'M A MAN IM THE FIRST MAMMAL TO WEAR PANTS YEAH

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>EVENFLOW ON THE WIND LIKE BUTTERFLIES
>HE DONT KNOW SOBHE CHASES IT AWAYYEYYEYEYE

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>I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD

>DON'T SPEAK
>I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN

... this used to be in my workout playlist.
i really am a boomer

>NOTHING'S FINE, I'M TORN
>I'M ALL OUT OF FAITH

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>WHERE SKIES ARE SO BLUE
>LORD I'M COMING HOME TO YOU

I clean my house to this. It's comfy.

>Just like the Pied Piper
>Led rats through the streets
>We dance like marionettes
>Swaying to the symphony
>Swaying to the symphony
>Of destruction

>Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
>Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

damn this is a good song. Can I be a 23 y.o. boomer?

No because it doesn't stir the feeling of melancholic longing and nostalgia in you like it does in a true 30yo boomer

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>Meat Pie, Sausage roll com'on england give us a goal!

but I remember this song on the radio as a really little kid... and it makes me melancholy

yeah, no.

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>enter zoomer gym
>moncler coat when its cold off the flat im not feeling you

>I AM I AM I AM I SAID I WANNA GET NEXT TO YOU

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>ONE TWO, PRINCES KNEEL BEFORE YOU, THAT'S WHAT I SAY NOW

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>WHAT THE HELL AM I
>THOUSAND EYES A FLY

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youtube.com/watch?v=_yoMttjeu88

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>YOU ARE MY ANGEL
>YOU’RE THE ONLY SUNSHINE IN MY LIFE

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>ALL AROUND THE WORLD STATUES CRUMBLE FOR ME

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I want to be a 30 year old boomer. He looks so happy with his life.

the 30 year old boomer has transcended the empty soulless existence of the millennial. He has found his place in the world and is content. I wish I were him. I'm so close but I still just feel like the 26 year old millennial instead. No, I won't be the /comfy/ boomer until I get married, get a house, have kids

WELLAHHAAAYYYYEEAAAYYYY
COME ON TROT A LITTLE
NOTHING IS FOREVER
GOT TO BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN INNA MIDDLE

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>CHECK OUT GUITAR, GEORGE
>HE KNOWS ALL THE CORDS
>MIND ITS STRICTLY RYTHYM
>HE DOESN'T WANNA MAKE IT CRY OR SING

>I CAN SEE YOU
>YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUN
>YOU GOT YOUR HAIR COMBED BACK AND YOUR
>SUNGLASSES ON, BABY

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Is this song about cuckoldry? The lyrics literally say he'll still love her after she's done fucking all the boys of summer chads.

Looking at the lyrics, pretty much. Dude loses girl, girl loses taught pusy, dude tries to 'improve' to win her back

thanks for ruining the song for me, faggot.

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Did she even had another hit song apart from that? Used to hear that a lot while I was in Junior high

I forget the bit where he tries to improve

>MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL STILL BE STRONGGG
>AFTER THE BOYS OF SUMMER HAVE GONEEE

The lyrics itself should've ruined it for you alone m8

She was a one hit wonder
Sucks cause she was kinda cute

>comment says 10 years ago
>wait I didn't think youtube was around in 1998

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>tfw commenting on some jewtube video and you notice it displaying some comment you made and forgot about from literally 10 years ago

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>enter gym
>SHE SAID ID THROW MYSELF AWAY

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>HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK
>HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
>HE DRINKS A LAGER DRINK
>HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK
>HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD TIMES

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>enter boomer gym
>HOW LONG HOW LOOOOOONG WILL I SLIIIIDE

>THEY'RE JUST PHOTOS AFTERALL

PISSIN' THE NIGHT AWAY
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N THE NIGHT AWAYYYY

CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY
CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY
WELL YOU SHOVED IT IN MY FACE
THIS PAIN YOU GAVE TO ME

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>strolls into boomer gym...
>I HAVE BECOME
>CUMBERSOME
>TO THIS WORLD

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>I DON'T MIND THE SUN SOMETIMES
>THE IMAGES IT SHOWS
>I CAN TASTE YOU ON MY LIPS
>AND SMELL YOU IN MY CLOTHES

>OHH, AND I'M ON TONIGHT. YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL ITS RIGHT

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>enter boomer gym
>WE GOT TO INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS
>CUSTOM KITCHEN DELIVERIES

M O N E Y F O R N O T H I N G

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>YEAH HERE COME THE ROOSTER

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>2095
>hoverboard into the cybergym
>want to get a mechapump before I have cybersex with my robo waifu
>BACK IN BLACK, I HIT THE SACK

low key really like this song when it comes on desu

I lift to it bro. It puts me in a really chill state of mind

> TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY
> BUT ALL I GOT TO SAY TO YOU IS TIME AND TIME AGAIN I SAY NO
> NO NO NO

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hey I listen to that in the gym wtf man

KNEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIN
LOOKING THROUGH THE PAPER
THOUGH HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ
*crunchy guitar riff*

>NEVER OPENED MYSELF THIS WAAHAAYY
>LIFE IS OURS WE LIVE IT OUR WAAYHAAYYAAAY

>I CAN FEEL IT, CALLING YOU, IM COMING, IM DROWNING SWIMMING CLOSER TO YOU

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>the 10 years old boomer who wont stop talking about his family history

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youtube.com/watch?v=PaEFYHtXXkQ

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME