That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

bicep curls in the squat rack

overpriced spandex "atheticwear" that has been shilled by atleast 10 instagram models.
it costs 200 bucks and tears in 3 months

Joggers. Athletic shorts. Tennis and soccer shorts are pretty good

>having to buy different kinds of shorts because someone may judge you
do you actually do this?

fpbp

Nah. Just actually comfy mate

>Tennis and soccer shorts are pretty good
What's wrong with you?

I was a serious tennis player and I usually just wore basketball shorts (a size down or just ones that weren't long). They're way cheaper and it's the same shit.

>that guy who's stuck at 370 pounds

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>mfw if you're stuck at 370 lbs you are eating over 3000 calories a day to MAINTAIN. holy shit

I don't think I've had 3k calories in a day in my entire life. Much less every single day, for years. fucking hell.

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Kek

>tfw I have to eat 3100 calories to bulk

ugh, it's awful. At least cutting will be super easy at 2100 or 2000 cal.

>that guy who doesn’t tip the gym receptionist

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Really? How DYEL are you?

I eat 3k calories a day to maintain at 185. In two meals a day.

>that guy that hogs the skateboard from the front desk

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>that guy who drinks water in between sets

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Fuck off I'm thirsty

>that guy that spoon-stirs his protein shake

>eating is hard
you're probably dirty bulking too
utterly poothetic

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Real talk, is there any clothing that you can wear to the gym that isn't stupid looking but you can exercise and sweat in without being uncomfortable or ugly?

I use a loose shirt and below knee shorts, I don't know if its stupid but its pretty comfy

That's essentially me, but I know I look stupid like that. That's why I'm asking for an alternative. Maybe shit like gi pants might work. Sweatpants are normally too fucking ugly.

>the guy who does pushups at the gym

>that guy who stares into space between sets because hes too autistic to meet other peoples eyes

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this place really does cut to the bone sometimes.

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Eat more fats and this won't be a problem. Rarely do I feel the need to drink water unless I do cardio or some stupid shit like that.

>that guy who doesn’t wear basketball shorts and instead wears super short shorts to signal to other gym members that he is indeed a homosexual

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>that guy who pulls his shorts right up past his boxers for every set of squats to troll the other patrons
it me. nothing they can do about it

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I don't even understand what dirty bulking is.

As long as you're getting your vitamins and protein, does it really matter what foods you eat? Just stay in your calorie range and don't overeat.

Basketball shorts

i wear basketball shorts everywhere now since i started lifting tbqh. they are so very comfortable

unironically based
i lift in my stevie francis jersey, the early 00s will never die bro...