Could you fight a cop?
Could you outrun a cop?
Could you fight a cop?
Could you outrun a cop?
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Yes but cops are niggers and fight in packs. Also I do parcore so they would'nt be able to catch me
I would never need to.
Ah yes, parkour. The french martial art of running away.
>parcore
If its a girl cop likely yes, if its a male cop no those bastards have cardio requirements for recruitment which come close to special forces and are higher than a lot of cardio requirements for militaries worldwide.
>could you fight a cop
Not advised, but sure I could probably fight a cop and win.
Would get shot though by his fuck buddy.
>could you outrun a cop
Without even trying.
Police only have to run 1.5 miles at 16 minutes.
That's pretty much walking speed for anyone who has any formal running training or was in the military.
If we are talking short distance sprints with him in full gear.
No way, he wouldn't even get close. I'd look like those niggers you see in Jow Forums threads.
I'd order a pizza and be across town and in my house before he even realizes i'm not hiding in some shitty alley.
Cops have some of the worse running standards.
One of the reasons crime is so large in cities where they can't get their vehicles places in timely manner.
fuck your weak ass bait.
>overly concerned about police
Dindu nuffin niglet detected. Pull your pants up, stop stealing shit from the corner store, and get a damn job. Then you don’t have to be worried about the police.
Run 2 miles in 15 min every day feels good man time to commit crimes man
>cardio requirements for recruirements which come close to special forces
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You are so retarded. Every one of these is bottom of the barrel military standard. The comparable branches for these are Air Force and maybe Navy. Army and Marines outclasses them by miles. And SOF is way the fuck beyond them.
>Then you don’t have to be worried about the police.
Lol certain parts of the West are less than two decades away from becoming full fledged police states. France already tested theirs out and the only resistance that got was from some North African "youths"
being able to roll from one side of your bed to the other doesn't mean you know parcour faggot
Yes to both. In the case of running away, I'd probably just toy with the guy until he runs out of breath.
Inb4 someone posts the manlet cop getting picked up webm
Bitch I'll backflip to the top of the big M and mc nugget on the lens of your non perscription reading glasses
For some cops recruitment was 20, maybe 30 years ago and they're not required to keep it up.
Yep, 2 miles 13:40.
And I can keep that pace up for about ten miles if you add about thirty seconds to each mile.
If it's open streets you're fucked, but if you can run through an actual crowded city where they don't have vehicles or break off into some woods.
Jesus Christ there is no way they can get you.
Biggest factors.
Don't look bad, you need to look at where the fuck you are running at all times, looking back waste time and risk possibility of hitting someone or running into something. You need to full on sprint.
Second would be know your fucking city.
This isn't the movies, niggers get away every day on the streets and there is no reason you couldn't do the same using basic logic and skill.
Getting this assblasted over a hypothetical scenario.
You can but the real question is can you out run a gun
Yes, pretty easily too unless its on a plane or in the pants of some nigger that just stole a kids bike
In awe at the size of this lad
I train with a bunch of cops at my mma gym since it's only a block away from their station. Most of them are a bunch of meatheads that drop in two or three time a month.
I have tapped, and outstruck, all of the ones that have come in except for one. That one guy is actually willing to put in the work and isn't a jacked numbnut like his coworkers. Dude, is squared away.
>fight a cop
>outrun a cop
Sure, but why would you want to? Are you a nigger? This is what black people do.
Why would you do either of those things though
im not a nigger so why would i?
I could probably outrun him, not to brag heh...but i do cardio kid. The real question is WHY would i run from a cop? I'm white law-abiding god fearing flag saluting motherfucker.
>fight a cop
maybe lol
>outrun a cop
absolutely lol, esp since they have to carry around a bunch of dumb policemonkey kit. i bet there's like one cop in the country that's doing a 12s 100 in gear and that's not even fast
I spar with my dad,uncle, and cousin whom are boys in blue. So yeah, I could fight a cop. Out running them depends on the situation
I could outrun a gun just fine. It only moves as fast as you can throw it
I'm not a nigger so I have no need to fight or out run a cop. I just comply because I enjoy breathing.
Oink Oink
I'm pretty sure most non-fatties can outrun a cop, especially if they do a little cardio.
That said, none of them could outrun THE LAW
*changes law*
nothin' personnel (((kid)))
>t. boomer
i hate niggers but lmao
>parcore
this is funnier than the guy who said rapping was a hobby of his
it depends really on the cop. a lot of the cops ive encountered (uk) have been in really good shape and others have looked like utter shit. also i feel like if i can fight them then i can outrun them and vice-versa.
Yes but I'd probably get tazed/shot/outnumbered/killed
Yes