Be me, 14

>be me, 14
>KHV
>decide i want to get girls
>read article online that gives different stories from MMA fighters and how easy it is to get pussy when you're a fighter (GSP, Rampage Jackson, Wanderlei Silva, etc.)
>decide to start MMA to get girls
>am weak as fuck at first
>start taking it really seriously, training religiously
>body starting to look much better, got pretty decent at MMA
>around this time instagram was relatively new, so get an account
>find a few friends from school, start posting about my MMA life
>videos of sparring, etc.
>at this time 16
>start actually cagefighting
>get rocked hard in the second, jaw hurts like a bitch
>tough it out, and finish him with a takedown + ground n pound (im more of a wrestler than a striker)
>i fucking hate cagefighting, even though i won
>post pic of my win on instagram
>go to school 2 days later
>face is a little beaten up
>start getting looks from grils
>holyfuckitsactuallyworking.jpg
>continue cagefighting, and maintaing this persona of a hardened badass
>22 now
>instagram account has a lot of followers, so picking up girls off of instagram is super easy
>essentially have an endless supply of soft asian pussy
>still do cagefighting, moving up in the fight game

I don't even like fighting, guys. This all started because I just wanted to lose my virginity to a small Asian girl. Now I have too much pressure on me to stop. Everyone thinks I'm going to be the next Conor Mcgregor, but I actually want nothing to do with this shit anymore. I just wanted Asian pussy.

Why Jow Forums?

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>all this work and still can’t get a white girl

Still gonna get banned for being underaged

Why would you want to stop OP? I am 20 and have been thinking about getting into MMA or boxing, but I am unsure if I would be good at it or enjoy it.

>the next Conner McGregor
nice LARP Anonner McLARPer

Keep gettin' that asian pussy brother

Great blog, keep me posted

Oh don't get me wrong, it's a great workout and it gives you a unique aesthetic, but I just hate conflict desu. I don't like getting hit in the face, and I don't like hitting other people either.
The reality of this sport is that a lot of guys you fight are actually really nice. They're just trying to make it to the top like anyone else.
They have a family to feed. Maybe a bedridden grandmother, maybe they're living on welfare with their girlfriend. It feels bad to punch someone like that.
I will admit, there is a strange sense of camraderie you get after the fight is over, and you hug it out.
Every single fight I've been in I meant no real harm to the other person.
Straight up I just wasn't made to fight people.
I'm too autistic to tell everyone I don't want to do it anymore, but not so autistic that I can't mask it in public. Shit sucks, man

will do if people actually want to ask questions n shit...
just feeling a little defeated tonight

>That 22 year old boomer

Have you lost yet? To someone who didn't mind hurting you? I wonder how you'll feel then.

>he fights in cages

are you some kind of darkie?

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I'm the opposite. I want to beat the fuck out of random people and wouldn't mind taking hits to the face/body in exchange. Too bad I'm still recovering from being a hamplanet, I'll go to local boxing gym when my bf% is sub-20

instagram came out in 2010, I wouldn't worry about our friend here.

>le im a pro fighter who is actually scared of fighting meme

If you were actually scared of fighting you wouldn't do it. Truth is your finally burning out and getting lazy and don't want to admit it. You'll probably lose your next couple matches and tell your people you actually disliked fighting as an excuse to be a lazy fuck. Seen it before kys

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>be me
>boxing for the past 3 years
>still no gf
Fuck you, op

If the man with real feelings should kill himself I wonder what that means a pathetic frogposter should do.

stick with it, it'll come eventually
try and get your instagram to blow up
make friends at your boxing gym
Trying to get a gf by saying you're a fighter is essentially selling yourself, and there's a certain type of girl that is attracted to people like us.
If you want a gf who is cute, down to earth, isn't slutty, but won't suck the soul out of your body with her mouth technique, I can't help you man

good goal man

yeah I'm 13-3-0
defeat sucks, all right
but its always worse the next day, when your adrenaline wears off and you start feeling the bruises and microfractures

>real feelings

lmfao. every fucking time.

you dipshit, he said he's 22 now and posted his pic on IG when he was 16. IG was around in 2012.

Watch out for the aloof internet tough guy

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Keep venting your real life passive aggressiveness on this board. People like you weren't bred to survive

>People like you weren't bred to survive
But anons LARPing as badasses online were, right?

Lmfao asian pussy is the easiest shit ever, all you have to do is be white and decently fit

keep crying larp, you know in your soul that your a huge pussy that couldn't make it without government protection

Willing to bet a crisp 20 as soon as you get rocked in the face that feeling will fade quick you fat retarded fuckhead

>no u
Exposed

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what? I'm calling you out on being a passive aggressive cuck, you probably didn't like what I said because it made you feel some kind of way for being a pussy irl. Just so you know people notice.

Give it up bud, you're done

I see your kind try to blend in every day. People notice you. Keep flodging if you want but we notice. You think your just trying to be quirky but you sound scared with your dismissive responses

OP here,
seems like this thread has derailed...
goodnight boys

keep going bro, you can become a fucking badass.

when you beat mcgregor they will ask you "why?". you'll simply shrug and say "asian pussy, my man."

that would be cool as fuck.

With every post you project more and more, I got a kick out of it at first but now I really pity you.

please tell me what im projecting? Id love to hear it

Post Instagram (I know you won't though)
What you could do I a gradual change.
Start posting videos of you lifting, hiking, etc., Not only MMA
And then just end up not posting MMA and not fighting at all.
Or just be a man and say you don't want to fight again for whatever reason. Good night

There a mirror in your basement pal?

Read your own posts over, the past 4 in particular. They reek of an attempt to disassociate with how pathetic you are.

im projecting im pathetic? Tf? K

Yes, glad you managed to figure it out, must have been difficult for you

>he thought he had to work to get asian pussy

keep being a passive aggressive pussy dude, im sure it makes up for your lack of assertiveness

No one thinks you are the next connor mcgregor

You sound like a good guy OP. I'd stop while you're ahead if I were you, the research on the mildest of head traumas and its health impacts is clear. Mood swings, memory loss, outright brain damage etc. Stop that shit brother.

this, especially if you claim to dislike fighting, the long term brain damage is not worth it

bruh...

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Best advice in this thread
Hope OP sees this