Bout to hit that PR

I never drop the bar after deadlifts. Ride said

>DON'T THROW IT ON THE GROUND

Based fat amon amarth lifter detected

>Bout to hit pr

>YA I KNOW, THINGS ARE LOOKIN TOUGHER WHEN YOU CAN'T THE TOP OFF THE BOTTOM OF A BARREL! THE WIDE OPEN ROAD TO MY FUTURE NOW IS LOOKING FUCKING NARROW!

>Just about to crouch down for a lmao4plaet diddly PR
>Suddenly, the gym music stops
>See some boomer standing by the stereo in cargo shorts, plugging in his 150 dollar android
>Oh no
>AC/DC starts playing at max volume
>Suddenly three fat men in their 30's come up to me telling how much they could lift in my age
>They throw chalk at me, call me lad while saying something about housing prices
>Go to bathroom to wipe chalk off
>Can't open the door, hundreds of monster cans blocking it
>Random guy in cargo shorts starts talking about his knee issues to me
>Head for the exit
>12 men with various bandshirts is talking about their cars next to the squatrack, can't get through
>Suddenly they all turn to me
>Realize I have a shirt with the name of my university printed on it
>WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE..is all I hear before they all start shouting simultaneously
>I'm completely surrounded
>Why dont you have a house
>Someone shoves me and screams get a job
>I fall over on the 10 feet high pile of sweaty old gymbags by the door
>Start to crawl over it, the group of boomers following
>Covered in kneepads and tigerbalm I appear on the other side
>Reach exit just as thunderstruck starts playing for the 4th time in a row
>Jump and run past the landmowers parked outside
>Some guy in a camaro runs me over, I fall over with a broken leg
>Says sorry champ and throws me a pack of camel
>Call ambulance and lay sobbing with sabaton playing in the background

>RULES OF NATURE
>Smash pr

>GHOST SHIP RITUAL, DOUBLE EXPOSED
>DELUSIONAL TENDENCIES, I'M BELLY UP
>FUCK IT THOUGH, I INDULGE IN SUPREMACY
>SIXTY BEGGARS BEHIND MY CASKET COMA
>SUB UNDER GAZE OF SADISTIC DOM
>SUCK THE SKIN OFF MY TEETH
>AUTOMATON EMBALMED
>UNDER BREATH WHISPER NEVER GO TOO FAR
>BITCH, I'M GONE, BITCH, I'M ON

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>he doesn't workout while blasting some No Love Deep Web

Good luck not making it bud

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>Listening to the objectively worst album

What objective measure are you using?

Exmilitary > Government plates > bottomless pit > No love deep web > NOTM > Year of the Snitch

Exmilitary = Money Store ****

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but i do, nigga. Come up and get me is my ultimate PR track. also, No Love and Lock Your Doors.

feels good knowing plebs will never know that feel. in my opinion, the tracks on NLDW are hit or miss, but the ones that hit, hit FUCKING HARD.

what about Jenny Death?

kek, that was kinda funny, 8/10

>finna bouta hit dat or
>I'M NOT YOUR STANDARD
>I'M NOT YOUR PRODIGAL SON
>I AM NO SACRIFICIAL LAMB
>JUST WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

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>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
Beware has the most hype lyrics

Jenny death is forgettable

>bout to hit that pr
>SEKAAAAAAI II TE

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>album with the catchiest tunes
>forgettable
hmmm

>THIS IS 10% PAIN
>20% PAIN
>15% CONCENTRATED POWER OF PAIN