Why do you lift?

man i wish my poor english was the only problem that i've described in my post, i need some good advice and some help like fucking now

Because I want to make myself proud for once and to become somebody who stands out in a sea of mediocrity. I'm changing everything about my image so that once I hit my body goal, I'll stand out and look better than the average population..

Yea sure it'd be easy to give up. It'd also be easy to just kill myself

is that Tomska?
wtf happened

Because I want to be the shredded manlet that my co-workers guiltily lust after

Fucking hell Tom

I like lifting.

intense, unceasing self-hatred and a complete inability to be happy with having made leaps & bounds that, upon reflection, measurably put me in the top 1% already

i feel like a fucking loser everyday and it's never going away

Fuck this gay Earth.

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God, blood and soil. The only drive and direction a man needs to do anything.

It's sad, after his best friend died, his girl left him and he's been in a depressed rut ever since. I also think he questions his direction in life, wondering if he made the right choice choosing to make youtube videos instead of any other career.

why would i stop doing something i enjoy?

To become truly virtuous.
To master both body and mind.

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Originally started lifting because I was charged with mutilple felonies but I ducked out before I was indicted, Kek
Over ten years later I was caught and extradited back but case was too old and they only had one charge that would still stick so now I’m on probation with the threat of prison if I fuck up

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Good luck, criminal-san. You can do it!

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Listen here cunt, tomorrow doesn't exist. Today is what you should worry about. Stop reading this and get to the gym I swear to god do leg day. Have some protein and feel like a fucking champion for pushing through.
We're all gonna make it brah. Never forget

you can do it, Tom.

Story time please.

It helps stave off the crippling depression

What's wrong with consuming porn? I often fap once a day. Sometimes thrice. Yeah, I have a nasty fetish that I always regret going back to when I finish, but often I fap because of thoughts not related to it.

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that's not the face of someon who regrets his decisions ; conciously atleast

if you think fapping thrice a day in a common basis is normal then you're in denial.

I really really like to fuck good looking women and getting molested and approached by girls because of my looks.

I dont, not fornow atleast.
Lifting made me sad and bitter, took me from a place where i could socialize and strived to make people around me happy, to ostrasizing others while being more desirable to hang out with

physical exertion is my only life fulfilment

In every single aspect of life, it's easier to fail than succeed. But what kind of existence of that?

The 3 times a day thing is not really that common. It tends to happen after I abstain for a day. There's nothing wrong with it. I still cum white cream on the third time to my waifus. Honestly I don't know what your issue is. What's wrong with jacking off? My arms would actually be less toned if not for the ADD medication fueled, hours long fap sessions I had as a teen.

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geeeeeeeeeee, i wonder (((who))) could be pushing degeneracy here???????

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While I did get into brainwash and hypno porn a while ago, I largely stick to anime and hentai. Pictures like I've posted are all drawn by artists in Japan. There's no room for jewish involvement because it's a direct link between me and the artist. They post their drawings on their pixiv accounts and I download them.

The only negative effect I've had from this is that I don't care for real women at all. They can never be as attractive or as easy to obtain.

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>his best friend died
Matt got married, got a house and does the day to day running of eddsworld without being such a santimonius holier than thou faggot.

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This. Also get envy of my well rounded physique from clueless curlbro coworkers who are disproportionate af

Man, I feel bad for Tom now

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Holy fucking shit, no way is that Tom.

Damn, my youth days are ruined.

i have a disturbing obsession with going as fast as possible. It started with playing fast paced videogames and doing things like cup stacking as fast as i could or flooring it on an open stretch of road and eventually progressed into realizing i just want to run as fast as i possibly can. im still fucking chubby and go to the gym as often as i can because i just want to run for as fast and long as i can while listening to hype music until i hurt myself by crashing into something or my legs give out.

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From another perspective, I masturbate 1-4 times per day and my sex drive is still high. I have a gf and we have sex 5-10 times per week. I would probably be unable to function if I didn't masturbate. I went a week without for fun when my gf and I were visiting our respective families for the holidays and ended up having a wet dream at the age of 29.

fat acceptance happened

Because it would be so easy to just give up, thats why.

it keeps me from killing myself

food is dericious. I've never been fat, but I had this peach tea at Texas Steakhouse and that shit was sugary as hell that I ordered another one. I would drink that all day, but I won't succumb to food. My friends both workout, but they eat icecream and drink alcohol everyday. They look like they have gyno

Because when I'm not in college during the summers I'm a professional wilderness guide. If someone gets injured on one of my expeditions, I have to be strong enough to carry them on my back over a mountain. If we're going over a high altitude pass where there are no water sources, I have to be strong enough to haul 30 liters of water along with all of my other gear up and down thousands of feet. If there's an evacuation, I have to be strong enough to run information back and fourth multiple times over miles until we can get help.

My purpose is to keep people safe, and they rely on me to be strong.

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I don't know if you get this a lot but you sound like a very noble person. God bless you, wildernessanon

how do you think will they look? Clearly he doesn't behave like he's living how he wants to. I think he even mentioned that ages ago in a video.

oh my

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I too, must have an impressive chest.

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I subscribed to his channel since a long time ago that I completely forgot about him. I thought his picture was edited for comedic purposes or something and it turned he is actually that fat

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I lift for the Gainz.

Black girls don’t like nerdy black guys and even though I disprove of racemixing, I need a nut. When white girls date black it’s only hood niggas or Jow Forums niggas so I have to lift.

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Matt got married & brought a house, Matt runs eddsworld.

Tom broke promises, alienated people around him, turned his morally flawed and average character into the cool one liner super star main characte, he made a Kickstarter, failed to keep promises and then rode on Edd's coat tails to fame.

He's a piece of shit.

it's very easy to keep up after the first few months
I get depressed if I don't go to the gym at least every other day

I don't know how some people manage to never set foot in the gym in their lives

Depression

You obv. have not fully given up yet, get back into it and this time dont get off track user !

I would like to lift a shotgun next to your sub-human face

Tyrone gave you a bad day today, sport?

Stay the hell away from our women nigger

I want to climb trees and stuff like I did when I was a kid. I was also pretty fast. I mostly just want to have more fun when /out/

Nothing good comes easy

My ego requires me to be bigger and stronger than 99% of people I meet

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fugg this pic, I got a hard on with just a glance.

For health and improved performance in other sports and looking beefy.

but without being a dick about it like this guy

You don’t own any women and I’ve already slept with a bunch of white girls and won’t stop anytime soon. Deal with it.

>black girls dont like nerdy black guys

thats not a race thing, user

Because it’s an easy way to stay in shape and keep myself in good health with minimal effort

because it's
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seriously how do people not enjoy it
wake up excited to go to gym no matter the day
get huge pump and look like a greek god which i persevere through taking 100 pics of self
go home eat large meal of meats and veggies, while exhausted go to sleep and let muscles grow excited i get to do it again the next day and the next till i die

Fall victim to the American complex

>never got to do this
>never got to do that
Just googled it and he announced his cancer almost an entire year before his death

So he had the opportunity, he just didn't

Fucking fat people man

Because I want to fuck, party, and fight until I realize how stupid that lifestyle is. Until then, the promise of those things is just a constant mind-numbing temptation that drives my insecurities off the charts. Maybe that'll change when I'm older, but I'm scared of letting the time where it's (more or less) acceptable slip by. I can't do those things as well as I'd like to -or with minimal risk to my well-being- unless I'm stronger, faster, hotter. God, I can't tell you how much I hate that this is what I want, but this shit is anonymous, so I might as well. Being a fat bastard who isn't anywhere near as strong as he looks is just poisons the atmosphere I exist in when interacting with literally anyone else; my sense of worth and desirability (both as a lover and as a friend) is compromised. Completely and utterly.

Also, lifting, cold showers, eating relatively clean, and not-fapping have me feeling better over the last few weeks than I've felt for months. Naturally, my lizard brain wants that good-feeling chemical cocktail prescription to keep going as scheduled.

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Because I want to get laid. I want to be a sick cunt, brah. I'm tired of being a virgin.

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I have always wanted to become shredded at least once in my life, once i left my gf of 3 years i had finally prepared my mental enough to actually go through with it. I lift for me, i lift for health and most importantly FOR AESTHETICS

Yeah, no one is gonna go to their cancer sick friend and say, "Hey so if you die should I...."

>implying black guys don't go after or have a chance with anything other than white hamplanets and uggos

shiggy

>you need to be ripped to get laid

yes, surely this will fix your problems

keeps me busy

he went to Flavortown

Because I'm a teacher and a parent. I have to be a good example to both my students and my own children not just in what I say, but in how I model my behavior and my health.

Be the Jow Forums you want to see in the world.

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To be fair, he wasn't fat at the time.

Whats fucked up it's that he got me to start exercising. He had a video talking about how you need to be the better version of yourself if you want a GF or you want people to see what you're worth. Really sad.

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Because I want to transcend humanity

Because working to become as close to him as I can is the only thing that keeps me from killing myself. He trains, so I train

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>Why do you lift?

i'm miserable and it's my hope that this will all pay off for a day when i'm not miserable, at which point i wouldn't have to lift to deal with misery but instead to improve an already good life.

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>being so ugly you can't even imagine being attractive

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I mean that's pretty much why I started lifting even though I had 3 gfs before I started

Not the user you're responding to, but the only time I've been described as handsome was by a relative and a dude I work with who gives out compliments like Halloween candy. I've never been told I'm hot/cute or similar shit

Fuck man, I remember that vid, I can’t pretend it got me into lifting, but the “be the best version of yourself” message really resonated with me.

I wish we could do something to help the guy. I’d happily be his personaltrainer/gym buddy for free if it was a viable option. I want him to strive to be the best version of himself too.

Yeah you keep telling yourself that, dude.

same boat buddy. on a heavy day i'll wake up and jerk it, get home and either jerk it and/or bang gf multiple times. usually hit the gym at some point at night too.

It would fix all my problems. Do you actually think disgusting fatasses like me could ever get laid?