How to send a girl a picture of your abs and shredded body without seeming like a douche...

How to send a girl a picture of your abs and shredded body without seeming like a douche? I want to subtly let her know that I became Jow Forums, but she is a conservative girl and flexing in front of a gym mirror is a turn off.

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casual beach pic? Don't make it a selfie

take a selfie while walking home from the gym and add "back to lifting, its been a while" so you'll make her thing that you wasn't lifting for a while, works for me and i send the same picture for at least 6 or 7 girls at the same time

If you feel the need to show it off that brazenly then you're trying to use it as a crutch, aka being a douche. It will always speak for itself if you're playing your cards right.

Post a pic of you either playing a sport with friends of yours while shirtless ( basketball, soccer, whatever) or at the beach, add some shit like that was a fun day or some normie garbage.

This. Those types of girls like humble. When you see her irl, she will notice.

If you've actually made it, no shame in making a social media post talking about your 'journey', if you've been talking to her on some platform, she'll see it

Just send the douchiest pic you can and then say "oops I meant to send that to someone else" then she'll get jelly of your imaginary gf.

Based

You monster

douche

>no shame in making a social media post talking about your 'journey'

that is extremely lame

You are autistic retards if you think theres something wrong with showing off your progress, only beta males will be offended

If you’ve been talking and she’s aware of you, make it your story and put “proud of my progress” or some shit and hopefully she’ll hit you up

this

Go get a sunburn then send her a pic of it and caption it OUCH! Or just got to the besch where it is normal to have your shirt off.

>afraid of being a "douche"
That's the feeling that betas get that they fear they aren't worthy of acting like an alpha. You think Chad is afraid of needing a reason to send the pic?

post it on instagram retard

clearly you should lift more and not feel the need to prove you lift. people always notice how swole I am even wearing a dress shirt. Guys always ask what my sport is and girls often comment how strong I am.

being an over-compensating twink is the worst turn-off for a woman

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>acting how a woman wants you to act instead of how you want to act

are you sure you're not the female in this scenario? fucking beta faggot

Based douche

yo, unironically attach your ig, that way she will look around and stumble on your abs pic

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why would you ever want to hurt your qt? you should cherish and protect her

hoiw the FUCK do you know that flexing in front of a mirror is a turn off for her? you imagine that faggot, bet you some shredded guy flexed in front of a mirror for her and she would get wet. Just do it and stop being a pussy

unironically this, I post my abs wherever whenever and have never regreted it lol

i'll explain this simply

girl grows up and sees abuse (verbal or physical) against her, her siblings, or her mom

the brain, being a sack of shit idiot vessel, wires this as an attraction, something that feels normal

this comes out as a sexual fetish almost 100% of the time

now imagine how many women there are that were abused, or witnessed abuse, growing up

well I'd just cradle her in my bulging arms until he cries all of that out and then cuddle her

won't work

rewiring the brain takes a shitload of time, effort, and sometimes outside sources for help (therapy)

I wouldn't give up on her

because they fucking love it. I only continue flings with girls that enjoy getting beaten up. if she doesn't truly enjoy getting hit in the face i don't bang her more than thrice.
why do they like it? reasons
why do I like it? fuck knows, I'm usually the most caring guy and love bing nice to them.
but fucking her like a rapist is not a meme. many love it

dude i know you're having a laugh, but for those who are reading this and taking it seriously:

Thinking this way is the most incel shit imaginable. You can't save a person. You can't treat another human like they're this little pet you need to coddle. It just doesn't work that way.

Also if she's into it who says she needs fixing anyway?

Send her some photos of you retaking Constantinople shirtless.

talk about your pet
if she wants to see a picture
send her one with you holding your pet shirtless of course
google pet+shirtless for inspiration

You don't get it, OP. Your never a douche or creepy if you're hot.

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Send a snap of you brushing your teeth shirtless.

10/10 works on tinder thots

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That's the point, this is the type of conservative girl (wife material) that looks down on guys that post shirtless pics (bonus if mirror selfie) on Instagram to seek attention

girls love being hurt
or rather, girls love feeling emotions
preferably a large variety of emotions
that's why girls love assholes and why girls love rough sex
so many different feelings

I'd give her a double or triple dose of mushrooms and aggressively but lovingly hug her then

nope, just no

Nope to what exactly?

Because what I described is very real.

You’re insane, I’m telling you this as a woman.

Lol virgin s0i

>more than thrice
People who use the word thrice don't get laid, who do you think you're fooling

Why not wear a tight fitting shirt and meet her irl?
Ask if she wants to see a movie or something. She should notice your abs though your shirt if you are cut enough.

First you send her a dick pic, ask he if she's interested.
She'll tell you to slow it down a notch.
THEN you send her a picture of your abs, which is pretty tame by comparison.

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pls be my daddy bf

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I'm not though, and my post doesn't apply to just women.

It's basic human psychology. We're set up to do things that feel normal, to create habits.

Seeing or being abused growing up becomes one of those habits.

this, desu

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nice reddit spacing faggot

this guy is an expert