I love lifting but hate cardio

I love lifting but hate cardio.

I hit this weird point after two months of lifting where it's literally the only thing that makes me feel good. Skipping a day or cardio makes me feel like complete shit.

I just find cardio so boring... I hate doing it.

What's a fun, cheap, form of cardio?

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Dancing.

Super setting and giant setting is the only acceptable form of cardio

Jumping rope or a sport, like basketball

This

if you find cardio boring go do a competitive pace 800m/1600m (2:30/5:30)

don't come up with excuses for it being "boring", it's actually just much harder for you

make some friends and play a sport you autist

dude imagine smelling her fart haha

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based BRAP poster

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I usually superset if I have time after the compounds. It kicks my ass but it feels awesome.

I have no sports playing friends and I suck shit at sports anyway.

Yeah it's hard as fuck. "Boring" is an excuse. I find lifting fun and difficult, but cardio makes me feel like I'm dying.

haha dude, check out this one

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How do i ask my gf to shit on me without looking like a creep?

Sex is pretty good cardio.

dancing, swimming, or basketball

What is her name? GIVE ME A FUCKING NAME

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Okay not to go off topic here, but here's the thing about getting shit on.

You're thinking, "dude this is the most depraved thing imaginable, it's fucking crazy, humiliating for both parties, and therefor fucking hot as fuck."

And you'd be thinking that UP UNTIL you see that fucking turtle coming out of her ass. The second you see that it's OVER man. You're going to immediately think, "OH FUCK OH FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING GROSS HOLY SHIT"

And this is because your brain has been wired over 100s of thousands of years to find shit rank. It's designed to be so gross that you don't fucking eat it for sustenance, so you don't contaminate yourself and fucking die like a moron.

ALL OF YOUR DNA MEMORY will be going fucking batshit CRAZY when that smell hits you. The regret will be akin to fucking jumping off a building.

TRUST ME ON THIS.

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>TRUST ME ON THIS
A....user what did you do ?

Nothing at all.

Let's just talk about cardio.

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>it's fucking crazy, humiliating for both parties and therefor fucking hot as fuck
kekked and zozzled

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brap thread?

get an adventure bike and go on adventures

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Yes please

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Get a punching bag and do some combos before lifting.

now this i might actually like

how much is a bag though?

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yo bro, start swimming, gets you leaned out and helps with building the core

how do i get sex

>I just find cardio so boring... I hate doing it.
Don't do it nigger! Stop interference effect from shaving ~10% of your potential gains every month!

tinder

You can purchase it on the black market

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Depends. Could be anywhere from 30 to a 150 bucks. Depends on the bag

I'm not zoophile, though........

Well you can give them an IQ test beforehand to see if they beat Koko the gorilla if you like but it'll cost you.

find a gym that has a heavy bag. also, pls learn how to wrap your hands and punch before you do. also pls learn how to plant and move your feet

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>Well you can give them an IQ test beforehand to see if they beat Koko the gorilla if you like but it'll cost you.

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how do you learn such skills?

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Supersets aren't supposed to kick your ass, they just make me feel pumped as fuck because I do my cardio. Do more cardio and you'll get better at lifting because your cardiovascular system will be able to supply your muscles efficiently and you won't feel like dying from tough sets.

>Supersets aren't supposed to kick your ass, they just make me feel pumped as fuck because I do my cardio. Do more cardio and you'll get better at lifting because your cardiovascular system will be able to supply your muscles efficiently and you won't feel like dying from tough sets.
You are nigger, or some kind of shitskin, right?

Good lord

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I'm white

Jump rope. You can even go into your nearest black neighborhood to learn some advanced teks. Running is pretty fun and cheap too

Based shitposter

Why is that Spam not being refrigerated?

Jesus fucking christ user you've got me hard

there is no way because you are a deviant. your trying to find excitement because your either sexually dissatisfied either because your girlfriend is sexually naive, emotinoally absent or you are or you have a porn addiction or all of those combined. you are way off the mark of psychological and sexual maturity and health if you want to be shit on and im not saying any of this as some knee jerk reaction out of disgust because ive been there

Find an amateur sports club and make some sports-playing friends then.
Or just do (hill) sprints.
Or try different forms of cardio like cycling or swimming other than just running, you might enjoy them better.

Inb4 Jow Forums4chan "user shitposts"

>I just find cardio so boring... I hate doing it.
Boy I'm about to enlighten your path to making it, strap in.
>wake up very early, before the sun rises
>gulp a liter of water and take yohimbine with a caffeine pill
>hop on a static bike, go for 40m medium intensity
>strap a tablet in front of you
>blast a porn music video
>as you get more excited your heart goes faster
>the sun rises with your dick, brain on fire, feeling alive
>I am become Chad, destroyer of puss
>get off and go straight to the shower
>COLD WATER, DO IT BITCH
>you are now conversing with god
>he's nodding

THE VOICE OF A GENERATION

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I used to go cycling between training days but I can't anymore since it takes too much time and I can't dedicate 2hours every day to fitness anymore, it sucks because I loved coming home after a 1h30m brisk ride

Is rowing any good?
I just can't into stationary bikes since they're boring as fuck

You find cardio unpleasant because it's bad for your body. It increases stress and lowers testosterone.

Just do HIIT.

ace comment, no-cardio brah

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Go hiking and trailrunning. We were born to move quickly over vast distances when other animals could not.

based outdoorsman

Sounds like cardio is more difficult than lifting

Who is this woman?

yeah it's mega hard

i always figured it would be the other way around

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>I don't want to do things that are hard or aren't fun
Why not just eat shit food and be obese then?

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It doesn't need to be

dont worry user, most of us here are just khv LARPers

The reason you hate cardio is because you're shit at it. I'm guessing you didn't love to lift when you were just starting out. You eventually learn to love the high you get while running, and never want to stop.

Came here to post this

join a boxing club. it's the only masculine type of cardio gym.

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This,works legs gets your heart beating and makes your blood flow,plus you get to places going a nice route

hiking you dumb shit

plyometrics

swimming

ride a bike