I hit this weird point after two months of lifting where it's literally the only thing that makes me feel good. Skipping a day or cardio makes me feel like complete shit.
How do i ask my gf to shit on me without looking like a creep?
Dominic Brown
Sex is pretty good cardio.
Bentley Brooks
dancing, swimming, or basketball
Samuel Rodriguez
What is her name? GIVE ME A FUCKING NAME
Jaxon Parker
Made for BBC
Luis Morgan
Okay not to go off topic here, but here's the thing about getting shit on.
You're thinking, "dude this is the most depraved thing imaginable, it's fucking crazy, humiliating for both parties, and therefor fucking hot as fuck."
And you'd be thinking that UP UNTIL you see that fucking turtle coming out of her ass. The second you see that it's OVER man. You're going to immediately think, "OH FUCK OH FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING GROSS HOLY SHIT"
And this is because your brain has been wired over 100s of thousands of years to find shit rank. It's designed to be so gross that you don't fucking eat it for sustenance, so you don't contaminate yourself and fucking die like a moron.
ALL OF YOUR DNA MEMORY will be going fucking batshit CRAZY when that smell hits you. The regret will be akin to fucking jumping off a building.
Supersets aren't supposed to kick your ass, they just make me feel pumped as fuck because I do my cardio. Do more cardio and you'll get better at lifting because your cardiovascular system will be able to supply your muscles efficiently and you won't feel like dying from tough sets.
Chase Richardson
>Supersets aren't supposed to kick your ass, they just make me feel pumped as fuck because I do my cardio. Do more cardio and you'll get better at lifting because your cardiovascular system will be able to supply your muscles efficiently and you won't feel like dying from tough sets. You are nigger, or some kind of shitskin, right?
Jump rope. You can even go into your nearest black neighborhood to learn some advanced teks. Running is pretty fun and cheap too
Eli Richardson
Based shitposter
Adrian Roberts
Why is that Spam not being refrigerated?
Lucas Kelly
Jesus fucking christ user you've got me hard
Sebastian Foster
there is no way because you are a deviant. your trying to find excitement because your either sexually dissatisfied either because your girlfriend is sexually naive, emotinoally absent or you are or you have a porn addiction or all of those combined. you are way off the mark of psychological and sexual maturity and health if you want to be shit on and im not saying any of this as some knee jerk reaction out of disgust because ive been there
Charles Barnes
Find an amateur sports club and make some sports-playing friends then. Or just do (hill) sprints. Or try different forms of cardio like cycling or swimming other than just running, you might enjoy them better.
Brandon Wright
Inb4 Jow Forums4chan "user shitposts"
Jace Watson
>I just find cardio so boring... I hate doing it. Boy I'm about to enlighten your path to making it, strap in. >wake up very early, before the sun rises >gulp a liter of water and take yohimbine with a caffeine pill >hop on a static bike, go for 40m medium intensity >strap a tablet in front of you >blast a porn music video >as you get more excited your heart goes faster >the sun rises with your dick, brain on fire, feeling alive >I am become Chad, destroyer of puss >get off and go straight to the shower >COLD WATER, DO IT BITCH >you are now conversing with god >he's nodding
Easton Walker
THE VOICE OF A GENERATION
Jayden Price
based safety poster
Austin Sanchez
I used to go cycling between training days but I can't anymore since it takes too much time and I can't dedicate 2hours every day to fitness anymore, it sucks because I loved coming home after a 1h30m brisk ride
Is rowing any good? I just can't into stationary bikes since they're boring as fuck
Noah Wright
You find cardio unpleasant because it's bad for your body. It increases stress and lowers testosterone.
dont worry user, most of us here are just khv LARPers
Ethan Diaz
The reason you hate cardio is because you're shit at it. I'm guessing you didn't love to lift when you were just starting out. You eventually learn to love the high you get while running, and never want to stop.
Ryder Campbell
Came here to post this
Ethan Nguyen
join a boxing club. it's the only masculine type of cardio gym.