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Before asking your stupid beginner questions, make sure to read:

wikipedia.org/wiki/steroids

Also, include:
>stats
>age
>dick to balls ratio
>time spent lifting
>height
>weight
>BF%
>leg press 1RM

Oral-only cycles will suppress your natural testosterone production and are far less beneficial than injectables, so don't do oral-only cycles. If you're scared of needles just admit it.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

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Kill yourself crusader.

How long to fix this

Fucking tren

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that's not very christian of you but yeah kinda agree

Don't do it crusader we love and appreciate you

Just kidding!

you guys gonna start your drama bullshit or not, ive been sitting here with my dick in my hand for almost 30 minutes now and ive got nothing to show for it come on

Well, I'm going to Germany in August to start a tour of their most popular brothels. Each girl is about €60 and I am to fuck at least while I'm there. I've also earmarked $10,000 for the trip (not including travel costs).

You can masturbate to me fucking Russian hookers, I guess.

oh fuck yeah baby now say spit on me and talk about how you're gonna mog everyone in germany

I am definitely gonna be mogging the flabby Romanians and beta Germans at the brothel. I will also be mogging them at sex because you can fuck the hookers on the couches that are in the public lounges at the brothels.

>Each girl is about €60
what part of germany? Might make a visit myself then good lord.

FKK Artemis.

Got to cologne we got the biggest brothel in Europe, we even got Asian traps.

I said I was touring Germany.

We can't magically know your stops though, mind telling?

Don't have direct experience but I know Niacin is supposed to help. Also, I've read a study that showed TUDCA lowered cholesterol at higher dosages (1000mg a day) but that is probably not the best route.

How long have you been running tren for and at what dosage?

>spending 10,000$ on the most boring and autistic country in europe
>paying for sex
a truly miserable life

Meh, half of the fun of fucking a new girl is the sport of convincing her to fuck you.

Why not go to France or Italy or a Nordic country and get actual attractive girls

Berlin
Cologne
Dortmund
Munich
Hanover

Haven't totally finalized the list.

>Having $10,000 just to throw at hookers

Truly a miserable life.

lol

I am not looking to fuck brown/black women. I am not JM.

>fall in love with girl
>that only exists in my head

1g tren p/w + 1g test p/w was a fucking mistake

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That's the case in general.

Even if the girl you're basing it on exists IRL, the person you're imagining and falling deeply in love with doesn't actually exist in 99% of the cases.

When you're realistic it's only appreciation. The whole "falling in love" is mostly imagination.

Mirin the gains that blast must've given on the other hand.

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>paying for sex
ISHYGDDT

Like 10 weeks tren E at 500-750mg. Dropping it down to 250 for 4-6 weeks on a mini cut before I cruise.

>talking your girl into an open relationship despite the fact that you look like a fridge made out of potatoes and a gallon of hormones

You're one to talk

good post

thanks my mom helped me write it

youtube.com/watch?v=_HJI5DQpWo4

roelly just fits through the door kek

You better look huge af for blasting such dosages

And even if you love someone it's all temporary

loving yourself is forever if you keep improving

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DOES HE EVEN LIFT next to roelly he looks like a fucking twink

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>loving yourself
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

sup /fraud/boyz

my friend asks are there some good substances for those in sports like football or soccer that aren't anabolics? ready to give my natty card in, but doing test kinda feels unfitting

>my friends

lmao

I don't have any friends

there's a disclaimer at the top that says orals suck and you should inject but i understand the apprehension. if you're looking for that thing to get a leg up on the competition then you really can't go wrong with babby's first test blast assuming you already train hard and eat enough (and I would fucking hope you do since you play football)

At least we try

Maybe if we this huge we will be happy

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>comes to an anabolic steroid thread asking for non anabolics

EQ is solid for athletes, enhances cardio and strength and relatively side free. Won’t put on huge mass.

lol that spic got absolutely mogged

It'd be a very nice start

you're looking for peds more so than straight up aas

blood doping, epo, etc for athletism like cycling, soccer, etc.

football players are on steroids though

You can see the forlornness in his eyes

tfw no bcc genetics

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>relatively side free

So you can take it for a while without much worry?

Yeah you'll be taking it for a while anyways. Need to donate blood due to really high RBC on it tho.

no bbc body but stuck with souped up garden gnome potential
fuck life

At least 16-20 weeks, my next EQ cycle will be 30.

>babby's 2nd cycle
>2weeks into 500test e / 600 EQ cycle
>have Adex on hand but haven't started taking any
>aside from insomnia/always tired, dont feel anything / no physique difference
>don't know if E2 is high or not?
When will these meme compounds kick in brehs?

Help

Ok, I would like to finish last 5 weeks of my cycle with something that will give me bunch of lean size/mass/muscle. What would you suggest?

1. 250mg Test E per week + 350 mg Tren E per week + 50mg Dbol per day (water size and mass is shit size and mass)
2. 500mg Test E per week + 20mg Sdrol per day (goodbye liver, hard to get TUDCA round here)
3. 250mg Test E per week + 700 mg Tren E per week (just eat 600KCal over TDEE and do GVT-like volume training with slow reps and sruff)
4. something else?

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>feel like i've made very little gains this cycle
>ran 20 weeks of 3 different test e/c brands 750mg ew just in case one was bunk
> 5 weeks of mast prop
>4 week kickstarter of epi (most of the gains came here)
>finished with 10mg anavar (super low dose but liver is probably still fucked from the epi and lipids are certainly fucked from the mast)

can't tell if dysmorphia or legit no gains were made. Didn't take my bodyweight before or after. I've made huge gains on cycles before at half the test dose, but i did run sdrol as a kick and epi as a finish

I don't want to end up like the dyel trips on here fuck

"""hrvatica"""

if I go all out and run the most overblown pct you can possibly run, what's the difference between me running a 25 week cycle and a 40 week cycle? at what point does testicular atrophy become irreversible and trt is required? can't believe I'm asking this to the black hole of roid knowledge, I'm just desperate for someone to tell me I should keep running my drugs. what a life

>I don't want to end up like the dyel trips on here fuck
If you'll even make it that far.

If I take a regular ass does of test (500-600mg a week) and already have some sizecycle experience, would it be possible to gain/maintain mass with just bodyweight/dumbbell exercises?

Have any of you guys ever experienced bad symptoms when taking gear? I want to take a limited dose but I don't want to fuck myself up permanently for a single vial to remove some excess fat.
>Inb4 diet you fat fuck
I have a condition where my muscles are comparably weaker to others, I have never been able to balance calories in my life, even under strict diet plans because of it.
My doctor told me years ago that anabolic steroids would be fine but he wouldn't prescribe me any since they're purely for cosmetic purposes and that lifting isn't necessary.

Nope, never.

4-6 weeks

What do you do when you're like this? Am I supposed to run? Am I supposed to lift? I'm like 6 foot 175 pounds and none of it is muscle. Starting to look gross even with a shirt on

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JESUS CHRIST MAN PUT THAT THING AWAY THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

Cut down to skelly, start lifting.
(read the general fit sticky)

Oh cool! When are you expecting?

bro just lift like 5x a week and eat clean. it will come

Eat less, shit regularly and then lift.

Yo lads, injection nr9 is done today.
Bodyweight went up, strength too, but i dont notice any difference at my body.

And do you feel too that something is wrong with my body composition?
I cant figure out what it could be...

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Also this is preroids

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>roiding for this

masT, youre my idol, if i could i would steal you body. ;_;

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You're supposed to work out while blasting.

I lift 6 times a week, LPPx2.
I eat 4g protein per kg bw and 3500 kcal a day at least.
Should i start eating 4000?

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You look like half the natty untrained people doing curls at my gym. It makes me laugh thinking that some of those people are probably on roids and look like shit.

>ruining your body for this

If you are resorting to roids after reaching that stage I already know you lack the dedication and mental fortitude to make it.

Nobody looks like that untrained, calm down with the exaggeration.

Doesn't look like he's on roids, but he definitely trains.

Anyone? Dumbbells go up to 100lbs but I'll have no bench.

First cycle and not even 30 days on, so i assume the real kick will come in 1-2 weeks or i hope so.
I gained ~5kg until now.

Oh good, someone else to pick on.
You’re like me. You look decent. For a natty

I'm not the one paying for sex mate

Is trest worth the money?

Take the neck pill now

I'm not reading that fuckimg wiki link. Can someone just tell me what I can use to get rid of fat faster. I'm already eating less and healthier and working out

DNP

Your brain is a thing you could use. Albeit costly.

Don't listen to this faggot DNP will kill you. Use tren

>DNP will kill you
Thats the point

lots of dnp

Stop with the scaremongering of DNP. It will kill you if you're not careful, like anything we fuck around with. It just so happens that the rules with DNP are a little bit stricter.

>take girl out
>pay for her dinner
>pay for her movie ticket
>pay for her whatever
>go home
>dont have sex

kek

Everybody pays for sex in some way.

>It just so happens that the rules with DNP are a little bit stricter.
And that you depend on the person on the other side to cap it properly

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Hmmm try again sweety. Some people just take a normal dose and develop peripheral neuropathy and can’t walk for life or cataracts and go blind.

>inb4 victim blaming

It’s really not worth it unless you’re competing and need to drop below 10%. Otherwise eating less and ephedrine works like a charm.

I want my legal loli gf.

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What eispherdine used for? Sprry i'm a nretard when it comes to roids

Finally he admits it.

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Mate what? I have said legal loli a ton of times.

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Which means you’d fuck a child if it was legal. Making you a..

Would I fuck a child if it was legal? No. Because legality does not equal morality.

Except you just said you wanted a legal loli gf.. and loli means child. Lolicon is someone who wants to fuck children, which is what you are.

inb4 mental gymnastics

soiboi

Loli doesn't mean child in this context you dumb nigger. Loli is a collection of physical and/or personality characteristics. I wouldn't classify Yoko of Gurren Lagan as a loli despite being 14. But I would classify Shinobu from the Monogatari series as a loli despite being a couple hundred years old.

Loli is this context is not defined by age.

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Loli literally means child and lolicon means pedophile.

DENIAL.

Interesting

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Nothing like fresh cucksader posts for a good laugh and cringe

>dictionary says so, so I'm right despite ignoring the context and cultural changes in the use of the word in the last few years

You think faggot means bundle of stick too?

I want to get more shiro figurines.

Best case scenario you are attracted to the attributes of a child.

Worst case honest scenario is you almost for sure have a hard drive full of child porn.

Dude. Crusader IS a fucking child.

I like youthfulness and cuteness.

>
Therefore it's okay.