Give me a high bald fade, trim the top, and fade the beard

unironically this.
would never get a cookie cutter haircut like that lol

desu anything involving fades makes you look like a minority that's tasteless with their money

Why fade the beard?

i cant wait for 2070 when people start getting this haircut for 2010s themed parties

Full beard with square chin beard

>Congrats, you look the same as 95% of males

>tfw cant grow beard
fucking sucks, it's literally built-in makeup for men

How would this look but with a goatee look?

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like you're a time traveller

Who the fuck gets a haircut for a themed party? Are you autistic?

Wrong my niqqa. You actually look like 90% of dudes nowadays. Buzzcut is the hottest shit to date.

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>having a high maintenance haircut that’s been old news for 3 years to appear trendy in a world where buzz cut and beard is available

Lol

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yeah and then in 1-2 weeks your beard makes you look like a bum again, or you try to trim it yourself and fuck it up somewhere

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>not doing a crew cut with a trimmed beard
Spotted the soiboi

using this trash crackhead as a reference to what's good looking.
Christ

>that guy with receding hairline who shaves his head but grows a monstrous beard instead

You're not fooling anyone.

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I have my barber fade the beard further down my cheeks so its more noticable. Get tons of compliments

How thick does your beard hair need to be to pull off a beard fade

if you cant pull off a buzzcut you arent attractive

t. not attractive

If you're white and have a fade you're pretty much in the top 1% as long as youre not a fat fuck and have good hygiene.

like 4.5 points in the thickness scale

I don't know about that faggot part, I just have short ass staight hair.
and too nice a jawline to have some gay beard

>tfw got a new haircut today
>asked for a 2 at the back and sides and a trim at the top just as I always do
>ended up turning out like picrelated
JUST FUCK MY HAIR UP

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OP is correct. I bet that every 3 weeks. Cost me $25 bucks though because i refuse to go into the ethnic barber shops. Been getting this cut for a good two years, always getting compliments.

same, only problem is it looks shit in wind and gets fucked up way to easily because I have thin hair. plus side is that when its good its fucking good

everyone called me a fag in 2009-2011 for having this haircut, now everyone has had it since 2015. How much do yall pay? I pay $14 + $3 tip. It used to be $10...fuckers, other place is $16, ghetto barber who sucks is $9

You'd look like Tom Green or a 53 year old sex pervert. If you're under 50 and have a goatee, you're likely autistic or a gay magician.

t. South Florida latino

I used to get that but I slowly migrated to something like pic related except I have curly hair on top

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Yeah and things like jawline, eye area and overall bone structure doesnt matter right?

Lads, if you're less than a 5 face-wise, no amount of hair is gonna save you, might as well go full boomer and buzzcut

I’ve had long hair that I straighten and take care of for the last decade or so.

It’s the only style that I ever felt comfortable in. Bald or short hair means I get the WRONG sort of attention

autism

jej, this. Every "westernized" arab and paki I ever see has the fuccboi zoomer haircut

That doesn’t even look good on a male model. That’s only fit for a periodic historical reenactment for a netflix documentary

looking like a faggot puts me in the top 5%?

they aren't trying to fool anyone they're trying to work with what they've got dipshit

Only if you're a darkie. If you're white you look like a nazi, which most of Jow Forums would be fine with.

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Except it usually ends up looking like this.

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Cograts, you look like 95% of Arabs and Turks in my neighborhood

makes sense why german women can't resist them

congrats you can now find a gay lover

Holy shit he didnt realise you have to put your hair back

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I'm german and a communist but a non-“““degenerate“““ one.
Nobody gives a fuck if the Hitler Jugend had that haircut.
It looks good and is timeless, just don't get a fade if you don't want to look like an arab.
My coiffeur is a turk, german coiffeurs are literal boomers and make you look like a sperg.

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>communist
>non degenerate
Ok kiddo enjoy your summer!

lel 2 true

There are no non-degenerate communists, and I hope antifa beat the shit out of you because they think you look like a nazi.

>Implying DDR was degenerate

I would raher have real Commie Germans back than whatever the fuck Merkelreich is

>cookie-cutter "hi I grew up embarrassingly middle class" haircut
>good
Lmao

out

>one on the sides, leave like an inch-and-a-half on the top with no blending
>"wait, no blending?"
>yeah that's right

I don't care if the undercut is an overused meme, I've been told I pull it off well

Beards are gay as fuck unless you are Tom Hanks and have been stranded on a island with a volleyball for a couple years.

This.

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But I’m a white man user

Only looks good with thick black hair imo

DDR was still a shithole subject to insane totalitarian thought policing and tyranny. Fuck you stasi bootlicker

Why would I want to look Mexican?

The less gay looking version of this is just a 1 on the sides and back, long on top. Even your 9$ Vietnamese place won't fuck that up.

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Getting my hair cut tonight, what do I ask them for. My hair is too thick for something like

Yup

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DDR was fantastic, way more fun than Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but fatties couldn't keep up.

I hope this isn't coming from a Nazi bootlicker. If yes, KYS.

>I'm german and a communist but a non-“““degenerate“““ one.

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Of course you would think that, but no.

Maybe it is the German mentality to be totalitarian shitheads incapable of nuance no matter who’s in charge.

The only leftist I can respect is a conservative/traditional communist.
Godspeed, user.

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post pic

No i'm just saying that because otherwise you would be hypocritical. I don't think all conservatives are Nazis. But i already got enough replies ITT to get out or people hoping i get beat up so i couldn't be sure if you were one of those guys.
If you ask me 95% of Antifa are retards.
The current state of the West is the result of unchecked capitalism running rampant.

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>unchecked capitalism
America hasn't been capitalist since the late 1800s. Ironically it's the exact opposite that's the problem. Government intervention in the market is what creates monopolies and oligopolies

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>America hasn't been capitalist since the late 1800s.

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>America hasn't been capitalist since the late 1800s
this

Whatever, bro. This isn't Jow Forums. I'm not here for political discussion and didn't expect to cause so much butthurt. I'm out.

Well you're certainly a rare sight. I agree that unchecked capitalism is disgusting, and most of the degenerate crap we see being promoted is from private corporations and not "the state", but marxism isn't the answer.

This is just the "but it wasn't real capitalism" argument just like when gommunists say "it wasn't real communism".

I'm sick of long hair, too much maintenance. I usually let it grow long and get it clipped short, but I can't go to my regular dresser. She knows exactly what I want so I've never had to describe it.

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>I'm sick of long hair, too much maintenance
wut? Long hair has the least maintenance because you only need to get it cut every couple of months. Meanwhile the guys with the short cuts need to get that shit shaped up like every 2 weeks.

I mean in the mornings. I have to comb my hair heaps, it keeps getting in my eyes and just takes more effort.
I like to wake up, shit, shower and shave. I don't want to worry about hair.

I don't comb my hair at all

>not real capitalism
No that's not my argument. I clearly said that America hasn't been capitalist since the late 1800s implying it was prior to that time...

You should really comb your hair bro. It helps pull the natural oils from your roots down to the tips and removes any shit in there.

Just do a man bun, don't believe the memes about it. Its easy as fuck and doesn't look bad on most people if done right

I still rub my hair around. But it's curly and combing it just makes my hair look like I got electrocuted like richard simmons or some shit. Looks fine as is.

your hair already looks like it got electrocuted by richard simmons

nope

I used to occasionally tie my hair up when it got long. this was actually before the "le manbun" thing took off. when that happened I kept seeing them everywhere and cringing and stopped. At most I'd tie up my hair during deadlifts at the gym so it wasn't flopping in my face.

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it looks silly and the only people that take you seriously are ~*~spiritual~*~ girls trying to have experiences before they have to grow up

>give your shekles to the barber so you can keep up with the latest (((fashion))) trend

haircuts: a jewish ploy

>get the hitler youth undercut
>forget to have it shaped up every week by the barber
>turns into a bulldyke lesbo haircut if you let it grow out even a little

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I do a fade because I'm in the military, but it's not a very tight fade. I have them taper it from a 1 to a 2. I think it looks OK. It's in regs without making me look like one of those guys who drank the Kool-Aid®.

>It's in regs without making me look like one of those guys who drank the Kool-Aid®.
How's that? fades have always been military as fuck.