What is the biggest dinosaur you think you could take unarmed

what is the biggest dinosaur you think you could take unarmed

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Your mom

anything bigger than a chicken and this whole board is fucked

I don't care how small it is; if it has knives for fingers you are one lucky swipe from bleeding to death

any of them, chief, they're all dead

Counting with the element of surprise, couldn't a human kill a small/medium gator or croc?

Like, if you came from behind, couldn't you break it's spine by pulling it's head backwards while stepping on it's back like it's done with some bigger fish?

brontosaurus, I'd climb up its ass while it sleeps and proceed to go to town on its insides. ever experienced a kidney punch? ever experienced a kidney punch -from the inside-? brontosaurus dead in 2 minutes.

>Implying you could move aside his literally big ass sphincter to get in

As soon as bronto feels he is being sexually abused you'll be homerun by his tail

There was a village in Indonesia last week that killed 300 Crocs out of revenge because one of them ate a dumbass walking over

this
we don't got shit on these tiny wolverine ass niggas
they would slice us without remorse

Bruh, I can barely handle a crocodile. How are any of us here supposed to take on these monsters?

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turkey. dont ask.

>handle a crocodile
I'm assuming you mean on land and it's not already running at you.
I know people have wrestled these fucks solo, but in water and on the defensive you're pretty much fucked.

Anything bigger than an oviraptor is impossible and even this would be difficult.

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Yeah..this son a bitch would kill 95% of Jow Forums

>have to fight a dinosaur
>Use a Karate Chop
>dinosaur dies because all dinosaurs are Rock-type

fucking SWANS can break a man's arm. Any dinosaur larger than a canada goose could kill you.

ur moms vaginasouros

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Reminder that most dinaosaurs were docile herbivores, imagine a huge goofy chicken.

without any form of weapons, barehanded, actually impossible. their hide is too thick and they can just swing you off. they're over a thousand pounds after all. you'd need at least some rope to accomplish that which isn't unarmed

I reckon I could bash that thing that killed Newman in the first Jurassic Park

fpbp

im dyel

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