I got a baby boy on the way

I got a baby boy on the way.
What are some alpha names I can give him?

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ozymandias

Chad

Ian

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Dio

Tandem or Tjaden are of course High-T names.

Aziz

chad

out of all these homo names I think Ian is the worst
try something like Vincent or John

Dio is a nice sounding name

Dio as Diogenes lmao

Nigger

Tom

>What are some alpha names I can give him?

Donald

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Ashley

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trips of truth

Robert
Mariano
Leonardo
Marco
Nicolás
Camilo
Octavius
Augustus

mother of trips

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Alexander

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ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Julius
Marcus
Alexander

Kek pls go

Trips confirm OP, you have to name him Donald.

ayoo

Milo

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Depends on your surname really

Yeah this. You need to tell us your surname OP so we can come up with a cool name for your kid.

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Erwin

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Two syllable names are alpha
Vincent
Victor
Adam

future pussygrabber confirmed

Julius
Alexander
Jax
Brock

Warren
Michael (it's not over-used in young generations)
Leonardo
Augustus
Kane
Dean
Garrett
John - also under-used among young gens

Digits say you're naming your son "Alpha Destiny"

Why settle for two when you can have four?

Tyrone

Hannibal

or maybe just Rex

Atreus

A-trey-us

"In Greek mythology, Atreus was a king of Mycenae in the Peloponnese, the son of Pelops and Hippodamia, and the father of Agamemnon and Menelaus. Collectively, his descendants are known as Atreidai or Atreidae."

>Augustus
>Kane
>Dean
>Garrett
These names suck

LAME! this is a dudes name, ya know, let's be a little normal here

Maximus

Name him Madara, after THE Madara Uchiha.

And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

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All of those are gay as fuck lmao

>all these meme names
God damn give your kid a normal fucking name. I can't imagine you guys ever having kids imagine naming your son octavius lmao

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Vincent
August
Charles
Maxwell/Maximilian
Julian
Theodor

Juan

Milo is a good fucken name

Lets be honest, your wife has a son on the way. His name will be Dey’Kwan.

Name him Alpha!

>Kane
>These names suck

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DIO

Everyone with a male child who wants to guarantee them a head start in life must name him Donald.

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only gay niggas are named Garrett

I'm naming my son Leonidas, Leo for short which is still badass. That or Augustus or Justinian

Would definitely consider naming my son Theodore

if dubs call that nigga Terry

Chad

But I'm a [spoiler]spic[/spoiler]

Spartacus
Axel
Kurt
Parker
Spike
Brock
Carter
Beck
Clint
Deek
Court
Teak
Tucker
Patrick
Jax
Todd
Kent

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Charlie is a good name

Alexander
>the great
>can go by Al, Lex, Xander, Andy
>can go by Alexis, Lexi, Andrea if he turns fruit

Kazmaier, Kaz for short

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rip
name him brian or kevin or some retarded shit like that

Rex
Victor
Alexander

Yikes, anyone who recommended some obscure autistic name, please don't reproduce. Your child will get bullied.

Diogenes

Sneed
Chuck

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Bane?

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Ayden
Brayden
Cayden
Hayden
Jayden
Payden
Rayden
Tayden
Zayden

Your son will endure so much fucking bullying. Please, if you love your child, don't name him fucking Leonidas.

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>Victor
only the best

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Kayden
Buckley
Jaxxon
Zane

All really good choices

Karl Heinrich Marx

Jack

>All these white names

too scared your son won't have enough test to uphold a black name senpai?

Tyrone
Darius
Jarvis
Jamal
Dwayne
(anything with a ' or - in it)

Sue

Fucking teen mom generation and their made up basic bitch names. Got an entire generation of kids with fucking retarded Sci Fi names.

dio as in DIO*

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Kochzucher

Honestly hurt me a little desu. But it could be worse my mom wanted to name me poet and my dad wanted to name me Anakin.

Ronnie james dio?

Beowulf
Achilles
Adonis
Magnus
Alexandros
Ragnar
Atlas

David
Jacob
Isaac

Adolf... it’s time

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Theres not more mainly name than Ozymandias
Look on my words ye Mighty and despair!

How weird would the name Casimir/Kazimierz be for a son? I'm a burgerfat but I'm ethnically polish and I've always liked the name. Just not sure if it's "too weird"

OP has no choice.

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Yes name your child after the famous poetic figure who was used to convey that all legacies eventually turn to dust and time erases all things. Retard.

Bruce or Lance or Julian

unless your parents are from poland, don’t do it or you’ll look like a try hard and your kid will look like a dweeb. I went to high school some kids who Dad named them bror and sven and they looked Italian as fuck

Jericho, Duke, Randy, Amos. I. Myself am a fan of Jericho.

what the fuck are you talking about? It's a breaking bad reference. Remember breaking bad, the most alpha show on television?

My parents aren't from poland but we still have polish names (ie, dad's name is stanislaw but we all call him stanley, my name is zenon but everyone calls me zane). Still too tryhard?

You realize Ozymandias was just the Greek name for Rameses, right? That name didn't get invented with that poem.

Based
Redpilled

No it's some dumb shit from their gay anime

The poem goes both ways fag thats the beauty of it faggot
you can chose to see it as a nihilistic manlet get depression and kys, or you can see hope in it a man so great that time couldn't defeat him so great that his name was the only standing thing in a desert where everything else was forgotten you can aspire to that and be an alpha

FLINT IRONTUSK

Machiavelli

THE BABY NAMES, DAHNALD

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