Things the Boomer says

>that 22 year old boomerette who still thinks she can salvage her aging body by going to the gym

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>you should really get the reduced fat version

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Yeah but I assume isnt running a marathon and chugging water the entire time.

I drink roughly 3 quarts of water a day. I figure that most foods nowadays are so loaded with sodium that I'll be more than fine.

>You have to drink something like gatorade to replenish your electrolytes after exercise

Eating too much of anything is unhealthy.

Nobody of us ever said this.

You should always watch your form.

>already had negative experiences
>still won't listen to helpful advice
You are truly a millenial

Creatine will help your muscle growth.

If it has less calories and overall okayish macros, why not?

average water intake recommendation for men is at 3.7 l

>don't eat too many eggs
ate 10 a day, back when I used to study math

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enjoy your heart attack

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Enjoy your sex change

This seems like a fallacy.
If someone has the discipline to eat a vegan/vegetarian diet than they probably have the discipline to have other healthy habits.
Eating meat doesn't make a person live a sedentary life and eat/drink stupid amounts of refined sugar.

>ad hominem

I guess you cannot expect more from meatcucks than this.

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if you control for the fact that ~80% of vegans and ~60% of vegetarians are women the variance will shrink a lot.

Source? No? I guessed so.

i just searched "vegetarianism gender ratio" and clicked down the first several links and they're all in that range.

That doesn’t sound too far off. My city has this vegan festival thing every year and it’s always dominated by women.

I've actually watched that happen.

>women care more about health than men

paint me surprised

>That time mom threw away my protein powder because she doesn't want me using steroids.

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>Eating too much of anything is unhealthy
Pick 1,000 different foods, doesnt matter what foods you pick. Put food into blender, each sip of shake is 0.1% different food. Perfect health will live forever

>my knowledge of SS is limited to t-rex memes, I've never read the book once
>and yet I'll criticize it because I'm special

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Is that pinhead larry

Based mom. Stay natty friend.

is it bad i eat 500grams - 1 kg of carrots every day

>don't join the military like I did sweetie!
>go to college! Oh but don't go to med school!
>there now you can never leave
WHY DID I LISTEN
FUCKING KILL ME

>pay a gym to workout? there's a free workout in the yard

>women
want to look like they
>care more about health than men
Fixed

that's perfect, keep it up

creatine? no thanks im all natural.

whey protein? real men get protein from meat.

preworkout? black coffee sure does the trick.

why would i need to lift that much weight? high rep low weight to tone.

cardio cardio cardio

cant wait to finish this gym sesh, i earned these bud lights.

More importantly the fact that vegans and vegetarians are much more health conscious than the average person, less smoking, alcohol, refined sugar, also less processed and junk food consumption and more exercise.
If anything, a person whose life revolves around health living only 7-10 years longer than the average person is pathetic

>I dunno my body is holding on to the fat cause of my sleep schedule
wtf does that even mean?

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He was talking about eggs, not meat retard your info graphic doesn't respond to his comment

>vegan brain damage

>vegans are forced to watch their macros and vitamins
>normal people aren't, so like 90% of normal don't
>somehow this proves not eating meat is healthier

The amount of drivel people publish just to get their masters or keep a researcher job is astounding.

did you source your (You)bait image? No? I guessed so.

Take this test and you'll never question the decision to go vegan ever again.

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>doesn't start at the top
>first question is already retarded

I can tell someone with nutrient deficiencies made this

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>Do you care about animals?

How retarded do you have to be to think all animals are the same?

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Vegans are 150% more likely to start a tumbler account and 80% more likely to suck a dick in their life time.

There is nothing wrong with being gay.

>sucking dick is gay

did you just assume gender

Lol dumbass yes there is it's fucking gay retard

fuck off

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What a stupid comic. Trannies and vegans are both going in the oven

Better to live a day as a lion than a century as a sheep, my friend.

>people who pay attention to what they eat and consciously make healthier choices live longer than thosw who don't
BREAKING NEWS

Do you hunt and kill the animals yourself, you fat fuck?

Try it, sweetie :)

Say something like that and you'll instantly your job and will go to jail for hate speech. It's arousing to see you little poltards fantasize about muh day of da rope while you are so powerless and nobody takes you serious ^^

"Go to jail for hate speech"
lol nice try honey, but I live in a country where we actually have free speech :)

>trannies are offended when someone says they love trans people
will they ever be happy?

The question is for how long :)

>tfw mother is fucking TERRIFIED of cholesterol
She has convinced herself that eggs are the least healthy food in existence, she is 400lbs and says that its because 'she ate a bad omellette without the cholesterol cooked out so it has clogged my belly for the last 20 years' and she believes this with sincerity. she won't let anyone bring eggs into the house. even easter eggs which she insists have cholesterol added to make them more egg like

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>asking if the mentally disabled can ever be happy
Of course not user, they live in a world ruled by functioning humans, rather than Willy Wonka

huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/01/vegan-woman-lifestyle_n_5063565.html
Ignore the fact that it's (((Huffpost))), it's still sourced

What kind of retarded fuckfest is your homelife¿ got anything else worth sharing if you aren’t LARPfagging¿

>Do you care about animals?
>No
>Get out
Lol

I think that what user meant is, it's better to live your life the way you want instead of pushing some prick agenda that will not amount to anything anyway

>talks about eggs
>brings up meat
Not sure what I expected from a v*getarian

Yes. Start treating them with the same respect you have for anybody else. Stop hating them and discriminating against them. The moment they feel to be accepted parts of society will be the moment they'll truly become happy.

No, they'll continue killing themselves at a rate astronomically higher than the general population, because they're mentally ill.

They aren't. Being hated and discriminated by the whole world is not really helpful to prevent depression or build up some self-esteem.

T.boomer

I have every right to selectively choose which creature to eat because I'm the one making the decision. Besides I don't see why we should only give the right of life to animals. It's not like the other kingdoms of eukarya aren't alive.

>you can't just put mayonnaise on cheese and eat it!
Boomers can't into keto

im guessing whe should also start accepting pedos because they can't help that they are attracted to children, they are just born like that

i visited my parents the other day and decided to cook breakfast for as all. later we went out for lunch, meal came with egg. dad said 'woah, you've had 4 eggs today, that's bad for your cholesterol!'. attempted to explain there's two different types of cholesterol. they both looked at eachother and winced, and went 'sure, alright son...'
they also think Special K is good on a diet, and beer isnt bad for you.

Why do you always come up with pedos? Pedos are raping children, transpeople will act differently and wear different clothes, make-up and hairstyles. Do you see the difference?

You should of said
>Take a look at yourself, now look at me.. You notice anything? Yeah, you dont have clue what you're doing

Kek thanks user

MUH CHOLESTEROL

>"do your chores, user!"
Literal slave labor. Fucking dinosaurs.

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>Warm weather makes your organs explode

Wheres the source for your shitty facebook meme bait you limp wrist cocksucker?

Kek trannies are so fucking gross

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>we gonna stop the inexorable march of time with the power of our feelings

The absolute state of this mentally defective fraction of the population, lmao.

>eats chicken menstruation
>breast feeds
Have fun with your bitch tits.

Play these videos while reading that pic
>Oh SHIT! TAAAAANK!
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu101dw7uc8
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=drc3zx5CAoQ

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Hehe

>Start treating them with the same respect you have for anybody else
why on earth would you think that is right? what do you think respect is for?

>we are completely disregarding difference in the average of variables like sex and economic class between vegan and non-vegan but this is still valid goy
At least that garbage sociology minor has one use, spotting statistical kikery.

>instead of eating so much why don't you just lift more?
>what? you only do 5 reps per set?

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Yeah, no you fucking retard. Its 0,05l / kg

>you will die

Literally just today found out a brother of one of my bjj training partners died in his sleep at 40 years of age. He never drank, never smoked, worked out all his life. My mate says he "did some roids", which probably translates to some borderline space-age soviet bullshit, as he was Polish, so maybe that's the reason.

At any rate, we'll all die, and the number of eggs we eat won't really change that.

Well it can you goddamned retard, especially in this heat we have in Bongland right now. I chugged like a teaspoon of salt in my water today, idgaf, my blood pressure is low as fuck as it is.

>ad hominem is bad because my character, knowledge, and experiences have no effect on my retarded opinion!

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trannies are not women

Nobody has the right to demand respect

respect is earned