At work

meh even then it’s like whatever.

>be me in the gym earlier
>resting on bench cause chest day every day
>see this girl i have seen the last couple days
>petite, brunette, handful tits and great fucking ass
>guesstimate she is 5'2
>she is doing some meme exercise behind me
>do a set of lmao 2.5pl8
>sit up on the bench
>this fucking girl sits 2 meters directly in front of me on a bench now
>she is fucking facing me
>she keeps trying to catch my eyes
>fuck what do i do
>she starts doing bench dips still staring at me
>do my last set and quickly rerack my weight
>go to water fountain and fill my bottle
>while i walk there i can see her eyes following me in the mirrors
>fuck fuck this time im gonna go talk to her
>walk back and grab a bench close to her
>she is still fucking eyeing me down
>can feel the spaghetti slowly leaving my pockets
>quickly catch it and put it back in
>i leave for the toilet
>give myself motivation in the mirror
>"alright, no more bullshit, walk out to her and talk to her"
>walk back to where she was
>she is fucking gone

fuck man and it would had been such an easy lay, i just cant do it when im in the gym for some fucking reason

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23 years here u fucking normie lmao

>literally all my coworkers, all of them under 30, have a gf, ALL OF THEM, even the turbomanlets, superuggos or fat fucks

Hello darkness my old friend...

He sounds like a faggot, at times i've had many and some times it just isn't on my radar, I hate fags who have to let the world know how often he's having sex.
>bro it's been literally DAYS since I fixed my last 10/10 I feel so DEPRESSED

19 years here

>tfw 24

I made the year club recently too

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Try 30 years, and I'm 30. I don't even care no more.

[spoiler]I'm lying I really do care, no amount of muscles can fix my social awkwardness and fear of rejection.[/spoiler]

Most if not all of them settled for what they could get. If you have no or very low standards getting a gf isn't hard. Now finding a woman worth investing time and money into is the real problem.

>break cold streak
>get HPV
And I’m never having sex again

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Don't worry. Having a gf =! Having objectively attractive gf

>Try 30 years

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your fear of never experiencing love should weigh heavier than the fear of rejection.

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>Broke my streak of nearly a year and a half this month

BASED

Keep going bros it does happen evenually just don't give in

havent had sex in 19 years
>19 year old permavirgin turbomanlet

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3 days here. Get a gf

>just get muscles lmao

Im a 32yrold khv so you're not alone

Me and the gf haven't banged in a month. Should I end it before I get cucked

2004 for me, so 14 years. ha ha haaaaaah......

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ur either all underage or extremely sad ppl if u give sex with thots that much importance

>5 years
FUCK

blame the candy crush brained dating apps. you think you can find a good honest future girl in todays world? lol

unless she amish she gonna cheat on you hardcore, you're gonna cheat, and youre both gonna lie. especially when you settle unhappily.

still it aint bad to invite some random trash over now and then vOv

21 yo khv...

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>before

It’ll get better bro. Don’t worry. Do you use tinder? Just bang some 5/10 thot

>about to become a natty wizard (422 wilks)
By the way, enjoy your report faggot.

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>upset because he hasn't had sex in a month
Why are normies so fucking stupid? Like holy crap you have to be kidding me.

Just broke a year and half streak of no sex yesterday

You can do it user

>tfw fugged powerlifting tinder slut yesterday

she even made me breakfast

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think of the STDS this guy has...

seriously this guy needs a hobby, nobody that worried about sex has ever had a real relationship

Pls greentext

Around 4 years, ever since I dumped my fiancee for being a cryptojewhore. Not even mad, bitches are overrated.

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I'm sure you weren't that much of a catch either way

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5 months here. Anyone else volcel?

reee roastie get out

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true that brotha!

this

how's your improv classes and quest of becoming alpha going?

you can understand those who've never had it would think it's some kind of magic elixir, but what about the faggots who feel the need to announce when they last had sex and how it's not enough for them?

>ur
>ppl
>u
FUCK WHY AM I RESPONDING TO BAIT

i volcel'd for a good 9 months in between gfs

I’ve never had sex. I’m 28

What wizard spec did you choose?

22 khv and soon I'll be strong enough to fight off anyone who tries to take my virginity

>couple months dry
>ghosted by two girls when I asked to go out
Bad feel.

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6 year here. I never really cared for sex even when I was getting it regularly. It's messy and gross, guess I'm destined to be a sperglord.

kek

it's over lad

How2 gf? How's Tinder? I tried to sign up for it years ago when I was horny teen but it requires Facebook and I got paranoid. 20 now, still virgin.

>Three years with no pussy
>Two weeks without dick

I play for the other team now and damn it feels so much better.

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I'm so glad I'm gay otherwise I'd still be a virgin. Haven't had sex in two days and I'm already feeling the itch.

>feeling the itch
Probably aids

>I'm so glad I'm gay otherwise I'd still be a virgin
u bear mode?

You sound like a virgin.

either youre an incel or a cheating scum coping with that fact that youre a cheating scum

come on nigger you walked right into that one

>Aids
>Nigger

Be careful not to cut yourself on the edge.

For someone who gets rammed in the ass for a living you sure get butthurt easily

enjoy your aids you nigger faggot

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Nah I'm a muscle top mate.

Same here bud. Same here.

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so why do you say you'd be a virgin if you weren't gay?

>Spends his time on incel chan on /insecure projections/ and fills his head with only negativity stories and exaggerated stories full of drama and stupidity
>Thinks he can generalise today's generation, an entire gender and what's on everyone's mind
Sure thing bro

You don't need fb now and you should never try to gf tinder girls even if they seem more wholesome than Emily Blunt

been over two years for me. I'm just not that interested desu senpai

>18 years

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It's because you focus on excuses
>Oh I'll never get a gf unless I work out
Then you fuck up your standards and moral compass by filling your head with fantasies and exaggerated proportions of what people look like. Anime gives stupid expectations but even just looking at instagram models all day will do the same.

Literally just, be who you are, if you have to fake you personality and interests to get someone then they aren't worth your time

yeh

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This as well. Lots of anons will scream
>RECESSIVE CHIN
>THINK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN YOULL GET
>MANLET
Like, it's all fucking bullshit. It started as bait and jokes but it turned into a serious complex and now this board is Jow Forums 3.0
This place used to be chill, but now anyot who actually works out realised this is just a toxic platform that serves no purpose, and so they left, now it's just fags who want to project and find other relatable lazy People to clutch on to to feel like they didn't miss some "train that left" which never existed anywhere but in their minds

>27 years
>pretty sure I'm asexual in denial because asexuality seems as degenerate as being a doublegay tranny to me
>friends' gf set me up with three girls over the last year
>I ask what they're into and they talk about music or animals or yoga
>I keep talking about southeast asian islamist cells or Chinese resource extraction in Africa or some other retarded shit because it's all I pay attention to

I don't feel defective because I can't get laid, I feel defective because I don't really mind.

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I don't know user, just today I have read more positive posts and support for actually /trying to make it/ than anywhere else on Jow Forums in a week.

6 years dude...

KEK

I wish women would shut the fuck up

come on man. its easy. just search for common ground. youre not into yoga great, shes not into southeast asian islamic cells or whatever. also great.

try talking about food or some shit and get your dick wet. or stop doing the antidepressants that are killing your libido and youll care again. if all else fails start blasting test and youll be hornier than an 18 year old at a nude beach bro.

Once you are used to regular sex that happens. I almost went crazy when I went a month without sex last year.

I also get antsy if I don't exercise for a week, even though I went years without working out in the past.

Lads, how do you get worked up about not having sex?

I know that when I’m in a dry spell I’ll always be able to get at least some sex if I really need it.

I think you are angry because you know that not having sex is entirely outside your control. You have no option but to be sexless, and it’s this lack of freedom which angers you, not your lack of sex.

22 years,fit me

>Lads, how do you get worked up about not having sex?
I'm the guy who posted just before you. I had broken up with my live-in girlfriend who was insane and kind of fucked with my head. I didn't feel like putting myself out there. Didn't feel like making a tinder. I even ran into a former high school crush, blew her off, and then she asked me to hang out with her via facebook and blew her off again because I didn't feel "ready" any more.

So I think it was both me feeling crazy that contributed to me not having sex and me not having sex that contributed to feeling crazy and I just got more anxious with a bad negative feedback loop til I eventually got out of it by fucking some waitress.

i agree. i went almost a year without sex but it never really bothered me because i knew i could easily have it if i really wanted to. at the same time, knowing there's no challenge in it kinda makes it pointless to me, meaning i'd end up obsessing over the one female who isn't interested in me while ignoring many potential others who wouldn't say no. it really is all a matter of perspective.

This. No one is impressed. It only shows how insecure you are

>6 years
Not even ugly
I don't know what's holding me back

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Dude what a month is a long time, he was not trying to brag.

vitals.lifehacker.com/here-s-how-much-sex-everybody-is-having-1795561168

>According to the General Social Survey, the average American adult has sex about 60 times per year, so a little more than once a week.

Come on guys, please look at any "CBT" or "Pictures you are not supposed to have shared" threads these are really the Chads and Stacys of the world. Its pretty much very mediocre. Dont let the fake chiseled jawline instagram model fool you into thinking that you need to look a certain way in order to be approved of attention from the opposite sex. I feel for some of you who base you reality on an internet forum, so my well meaning and genuine proposition is to stop posting in lanklets or manlets thread, try talking to a girl instead of being angry. Ofcourse there are mean girls, and unsecure guys who will try to bring you down, but remember these people are dealing with their own problems. I really hope that the people on this anime hentai mocking forum is not taking anything to hearth, and try to live their lives to their fullest. Please dont let strangers on the World Wide Web have such a bondage one you life! If its seven months since you have had sex, or if you are a virgin, you are still a person who has worth, please dont take the things on this sometimes horrible site lead your life.

>just bee urself

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lmao

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Holy shit this is eye-opening

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How is this eye-opening? This is the world's most obvious shit.

Didn't realize it was THAT prominent a difference

>start lifting weights mostly to be less of a shut in
>hey maybe girls will want to talk to me now
>still get no matches on these stupid apps
>too autistic to pick up chicks at bar

whelp

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The real life difference would be even more. The image on the right is still doctored and carefully posed to not look "too bad" for the photos. Maybe the feminists were right on this one issue, people can't tell the difference between media representations and reality lol

dude fitness lol

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