Video games that increase testosterone

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Conan Exiles tbqh. It may be in a memey genre such as survival and crafting, but it feels very manly.

This desu
BFG division and Rip and Tear are both good gym songs
Also Bloodborne and Hotline Miami

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Tekken (or any other fighting game) with your homies, when everyone starts talking shit its so satisfying winning

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hello
silent hunter 3 is the manliest game you can play.
play it vanilla with small mods for GUI and stuff.
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Surviv.io

Gears of war

Hell yeah bro, I used to play Soul Calibur 4 with my bros all night on weekends, then usually at like 4am we'd all get burgers and shakes at this local 24hour joint. Good memories back in highschool.

Just go outside and kick a ball around.

quake
fortnight
halo 1-reach

>i am searching for a video game that can hypothetically raise testosterone or increase gains.

how dumb are you fuckers

Video games are for children

Serious Sam

Games aren't Jow Forums.

I do play some league of legends on the weekend though. It's somewhat competitive if you are high ranked.

Dick Kickem

Says the dude lurking the shinghalese finger painting forum

Doom
For honor

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i got laid last week and now im LOSING MY FUCKING MIND BECAUSE I ALSO HAVENT INTERACTED WITH AN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN FEMALE SINCE I GOT LAID SO FUCK YOU

for honor is only manly because it will send you in to a blood rage

arguing with russians and SEA monkeys on dota 2 is pretty high test, any dotards in?

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Я твoю мaмкy eбaл.

Ultimate Boomercore

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smdh playing a kids tank game with "premium ammo" when you could be playing warthunder

Any Dead or Alive game, for obvious reasons.

That's muh boy. Have you tried Crossout?

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Must be archon or some shit to be thinking WR is the superior waifu

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

N.I.C.E.

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Arma 3 is pretty nice,

everytime I see a helicopter scene in a movie now I think of Arma

Fortnite is the ultimate high test game

>manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/family-kids-news/fortnite-forbidden-locations-kids-angry-14385582

>She said: "My son gets really angry to the extent he hits out at his bedroom door.
>When I asked him about the door he just said he punched because he had been killed on his game.

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That's bullshit, losing and raging like this spikes cortisol

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Putang ina mo

Doom but the 2016 version.

Rainbow six: siege. Also good for heart/stress gains. First few months of playing your heart rate goes crazy during clutch situations. Eventually you adapt and you become conditioned to handling high stress situations. In a video game that is.

My dad plays this. On an ipad of course.

I love getting good at a game and just crushing people for a few weeks. Feels fantastic. I revel in the hacking accusations and then the people defending my honor in chat. Then I get sick of games for a bit.

Raging like a faggot at a videogame is probably the most low test thing you can do. Wanting to win and being competitive is good but if something doesn't go your way you don't cry. That's for wamen and s(0)y enriched males.

Video games trick you into thinking you've accomplished something. Avoid them

It's called tierwhoring

Compound games

>50% map memorization, 50% twitch reflexes
>zero tactics
>zero teamwork
>zero execution
>police vs police so it's not even cool

Fucking garbage game, waste of money for me.

Exanima

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Counter Strike Surfing is the most high test game.

>50% map memorization, 50% twitch reflexes
Sadly about 99% of first person shooters these days.

PUBG with guys who are / were military and are also good at FPS games. That shit is cash. And don't message me with your military simulators they are slow paced as fuck and hard to enjoy playing only couple of hours

Yep which is why I play based Tekken now.

Dark Souls 1

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PUBG because you will ascend to the next dimension as you get more pissed and annoyed than you ever thought was possible

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pubg profits on cheater economy. This is why the chinese.

Fortnite literally appeals to the lowest common denominator

Bruh this one is good af

>COD
>good

You need to be 18 years old to post here.

All video games drain your testosterone much like watching porn vs actually going outside, playing sports, working out, and actually having sex with women irl.

Video games are for young children, it trains your reflexes and brain but too much for too long is dangerous.

i'll play minecraft or halo every once in a while in a while with my younger brother but thats it.

Get good at a competitive one and WIN.

Playing any online game that requires competition between two teams/groups of players is gonna drain you emotionally, and you don't want that before working out. Ideally, you shouldn't be gaming before working out anyway because there are better ways to get yourself psyched up for it, but you didn't ask for that.

As far as games that will get you pumped/excited go, pick something that makes it easy for you to kill/destroy a lot of enemies or whatever with minimal risk to yourself.
>Killing Floor
>L4D/2
>Super Mario Bros.
>Dead Island
>DOOM
>Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the OG shit)

Hell, you could even get away with TF2 if you did Mann vs Machine, but competitive online games are just gonna piss you off in the bad, detrimental way.

unironically battletoads arcade

For Honor, after you finish lifting

Probably stuff with high intensity yeah? Combine that with strong/intense music and youll get somewhere.
I know this'll sound like shit, but Osu imo works best combining both of those, high intensity for long periods of time (at least longer than other games) and intense music assuming you play specific songs (of which you can search for)

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This, WEST EU player here. I keep getting russian shitskins and middle eastern people on EU west so annoying