Tfw peaked in middle school

Peaked 8th-10th grade when I was more extroverted and lied more to appeal to others. Then I stopped trying to maintain appearance and ended up bloating up badly. I'm now trying to get back to that similar status, because I cant have my peak that pitifully early.

Don't let your children be losers like you

Absolutely mad, man

>legally hunting oblivious teen pussy knowing every trick in the book
>massive confidence because everyone looks like a toddler to you
>start lifting early and actually know what you’re doing
>pay even less attention in class and still ace it
Easy.

Finland

How old are you OP

> Reflecting the past instead of improving the present

Are you a literal b0omerino?

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I can't go back in time and change my genetic makeup
At least I could not act like such a fucking moron

Hey, at least you didn't peak in 2nd grade.
>girl had huge crush on me
>even kissed me on the lips
>I move away
>18 years later
>still only kiss from a girl who wasn't related to me

Definitely. I've thought about this scenario so much it hurts. I wouldn't have been such an autismal and would have actually picked up on when girls flirted with me

I forgot to mention there was a Japanese kid a few years later who used to kiss me a lot. He was a boy though, so yeah. No homo.

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absolute omega male all of my schooltime. very late bloomer

think its a good thing though. all the early chads are the most pathetic shits these days

Still funny although painfully fake, 7/10.

I believe you user, they didn't believe me either.

>Don't let your children be losers like you

This. I want to have kids so I can impart all the wisdom my dad never got to impart to me (my mentally unstable mom lied about him and kept him from us and I only got a relationship with him later in life). I want to put my kid in sports and have him be more social than me but also do bonding activities and help him with his homework so he gets into a good school. I want my kid to have the childhood I never got to have and have him make it with my help.

I was an Ultra-Chad from 15 to around 22. It wasn't due to my good looks but rather something like an inflated ego, almost narcissistic or delusions of grandeur. I thought of myself so highly and it was important to me to manipulate everyone around me into thinking the same. When you constantly think you're gods gift and the best man in the room it's easy to act in a way that attracts women, especially when you only express your Narcissism in a charming way. Then at 22, after countless of women, came something like a newfound self-awareness, but with it I ended up on the other end of the extreme. Suddenly I thought so poorly of myself, my abilities and my looks, that it crashed me into depression and social anxiety that I am now after almost 10 years still recovering from.

He was in middle school in 2007 so he was 12-14 then.

Nah I peaked in elementary for sure

You sound literally EXACTLY like me, except the only swim scholarship offers I ever got were D2.
I've got your back bro, we're all gonna mek it

>uncle facetimes me to discuss portfolio

Almost had me

25

It was a joke but the amount of attention I got was retarded and I had to try a lot harder as I got older. Women gain a lot of power on the sexual market as they age. They start realizing how many dudes want their pussy so they become more challenging.

>uncle facetimes me to discuss stocks and my portfolio
confirmed bogdanoff descendant

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>tfw too dumb to take a hint

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>be shredded in HS
>had low self esteem
>had beautiful hair
>4 girls (that I am 100% sure of) that were close friends lusting after me but I was too retarded and autistic and self centered to realize then
I could have mopped up pussy had I known then what I do now.

>girl invited me to be her partner for a project that’s done after school hours
>Told her I’d need to do it alone all day on a Sunday because I’d be out of town Friday and Saturday night
>”that’s fine, we could pull an all nighter together”
>lol no it’s fine I don’t want to make you do that
She fucking wanted it
>another girl was friends with a girl I dated
>tell girl I’m friends with that I like her best friend
>friend tells me that her friend will probably say yes if I ask her out because I’m a catch
>abandon plan and go for girl who compliments me, low hanging fruit
>date for a year, she gains weight looks 5/10 while her friend is still 8.5/10
>find out her friend was still extremely into third wheeling with us because she’s had a mad crush on me the whole time
>it gives gf terrible anxiety and depression
>break up with her, cut ties with both of them from shame of fucking up
10 years later this still haunts me a bit
>another girl I took on 4 dates
>we go see movies for first two dates
>3rd date is dinner and a walk in the park
>kiss her but she wants to go back to my house
>remember that I’m having friends over later to swim and shit
>tell her I’m having my dudes over to drink beer my older brother got us and swim, maybe next time
Fuck
>last date, watching a movie at my house
>making out on couch
>she talks about how she just went from xs to s size panties
>”woah they have xs?”
>proceed to have conversation about how my clothes don’t fit well anymore since lifting (started at 16, from skelly)
>ask her if she wants to help me pick out clothes at target
>she leaves and sends me a pic of her getting fucked by a black dude
>”this could have been you”

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Anyone who says they’re a chad on here is lying, they’re on Jow Forums for Christ’s sake

I heard about Jow Forums from a dude in 2008 who fucked like 8 girls from our high school and posted their nudes on /b/.
It was hilarious for us but horrific for them.

I was a fucking pussy slayer in elementary
>played the bottle game a bunch of times
>played doctor with two different girls
>had no reservations about hitting on them
And now I'm a 25 y/o boomer at rock bottom
>tfw peaked at 9

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Genetic expression is real too. My family split when I was young and my brother ate saturated fats like butter and cornbeef potatos eggs growing up, turned into a lanklet 6'2 thx to homecooked irish meals. I however ate gov cheese and spaghetti and veg oils and it destroyed my metabolism as a kid, both me and another brother moobs/fat manlets.

Jesus Christ

Does anyone wanna hear about more times I fucked up? Because I have a shitload more.
I’m married now but it took me awhile to realize how fucking stupid I was

>I'm a loser on Jow Forums sop everyone must be
Just stop, this is not okay and it isn't healthy. Stop being complacent and do something with your life.

Yes. I'd have to lose a lot of weight though. But the knowledge of nothing in high school mattering at all would be very emboldening.

This. Chad doesn't need validation on a laosian basket-weaving forum. However, you can occasionally spot a Chad when an incel posts "fuck off Chad"

>they’re
Were. Unless they are underage. You could always go downhill.

I peaked at four
me and Diamond played house on the reg
I was daddy
honestly glad I never got involved with a girl named Diamond
lmfao

>Diamond

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I also touched pussy at 4 years old. Under the jungle gym. She touched my little weenie too. Don't remember her name but I bet she thinks about my rock hard one-incher still. We did it every day at play time outside. Now that I think about it those must have been some seriously irresponsible teachers to not realize that we went under the jungle gym and disappeared every single day

>4 years old
>rock hard

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>this could have been you
Doubt

>she has sex with niggers
>"this couldve been you"

Wew, dodged a bullet there, user.

Being able to do shit like this is about a third of the reason I'm lifting

do tell, user

Let it all out user, it’s ok

Jesus talk about projection

>saving a 10 year old text when a girl said you're hot.
SNAP

Holy fuck dude, I'm surprised you graduated middle school.

alphadestiny is that you?

No idea but I would gain 10 wasted years if not more so still huge win.

>When you realise that lifting won't bring you back to your highschool days where you could take away the virginity of a lot of pure innocent girls

Heh... it never ends huh?

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