Why do you lift, Jow Forums?

THIS IS TO HONEST

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sauce on that, cant find it

me, myself, and I

Sauce

justporno.tv/1/16668470/mia_sand_aka_missmiafit

For me? It's Aya.

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based and redpilled

To mog my ex classmates

To get swole for the race war

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>to look good
>to look like someone who has control of their life
>to be more physically capable than others
>to be strong enough to protect myself from physical harm
>to be physically capable of things others can't do
>because surviving crippling loneliness and a lot of my success in pretending to be normal, making people laugh, being able to talk to people on a casual basis, comes from the confidence that lifting gives
>because Jow Forums made me realize the vast masses of people for all their other virtues and value are sedentary and weak, and this new found realization is a burden that can only be lifted away by being strong
>so when I die my muscles and bones won't be atrophied and weak, I will die strong, independent and still mogging people a quarter of my age
>so at least I feel like I belong in Jow Forums if I actively lift

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literally just search mia sand blowjob and the first result is a tumblr video

His dick is actually pretty big this bitch is just massive

Because the effort of lyfting distracts from my crippling self hatred

This
Bitch has pretty big hands I think. If it was the typical petite porn girl on the dick it would look way bigger.

this

never felt more better in years about myself than when i started lifting

>doing it for for some used up roastie fat slag

For mai waifu of over 10 years.

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she's fucking nasty and has a fake ass

tfw no thicc dutch mommy gf

Mia Sand is Danish.

Denmark-Danish / Danmark-Dansk
Netherlands-Dutch / Nederland-Nederlands
Germany-German / Deutschland-Deutsch

All look the same

t. dansk

Don't you talk shit to me.

1864 best year of life.

Based

Fuck man...

she dont, tits are fake

read it in his voice

>I do it for her.
she has two kids with two diffrent fathers and is a single mother.

I like your style

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For the white race of course

for yunyun

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> be me
> made a career in finance (young white and chubby) fml.gif
> do a armed security gig twice a month
> WannaBeBatman.jpg
> go to accountant about more tax writeoffs
> find out I can write off my gym membership and supplements for my armed security gig
> be me 2 years later
> swole and got the gym and office bitches
>mfw

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Sick, write roids off there as well

The photos are better desu, I wish she had made more videos than just one 30 second BJ vid

this, unironically

Jow Forums is a MacRib only board bucko

Lancer-fag reporting for duty!
I saved this pic exactly two years ago
[spoilersdon'tworkon/fit/]On my birthday[/spoilersdon'tworkon/fit/]

Miku!
You are a lucky man, user.

Silly Yunyun is checking in the wrong direction.

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Not what I lift for, but man did it ever feel good to hit up my reunion swole. Classic "nerd works hard, gets in shape, makes just GREAT money and laughs at the old bullies" situation.

To show her she'll never do better.

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>he doesn't lift for the chick fil a spicy deluxe chicken sandwich
ishygddt

unironically to fuck roasties easily

yeah we like big dicks that's what we watch porn for

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

BUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDYYYYYY

Unironically, youth and health are the greatest comodities. I'm not trying to help you cope I'm just saying the sense of waste won't be that bad when you see that 95% hit the wall face first and made probably even worse decisions than you.

For me it's black women.

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So I can get confident and people won't be able to tell I'm a virgin.

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To get a qt azn gf
Also to make Socrates proud of me

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*barfs*

to keep from putting a pistol in my mouth.

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Delete this

:'(

do it for him

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to look better, especially naked

whoever here says something else is lying, prove me wrong

delete this

So I can bang cute thots

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I had a dream last night. I was visiting a waterpark somewhere in southern Spain or somewhere similar on a holiday with my family. I had 3 children and a good looking kind wife. I took my smallest child who must have been a 2 years old to some small waterslide, one of those where kids sit on their parents lap. It was warm and sunny day and I kissed him on top of his head while we were waiting for our turn and I felt such love and warmth in my heart that I have never felt.
This warm and fuzzy feeling suddenly vanished and I was filled with fear and anxiety as my nightmare suddenly turned into a nightmare. Some buff guy started to talk shit and started to get aggressive towards us trying to get into fight with me. I woke up to that anxiety and fear that I could not protect those who I love. I'm gonna start looking into martial arts after I'm done with my cut.

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>To get a qt azn gf
Beta spotted

This is a pill that is hard to swallow

Well..

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dumb racist shithead

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU

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I fell for the memes like higher confidence, more energy, gf. Still feeling the same desu.

>single mother
She literally had a baby like yesterday, and the father is still there. She was a dyke for a few years though

Mia Sand is high test

"Me-ya" or "my-ya"

>it's not stick girls that look good with clothes on
sad

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Half bored half was sick of being less than I could be and that I’m only young once and I don’t want to look back wondering how yoked I could have been. But now it’s for that raving bro

"M-e-a"

Me-ya I guess if you're English
t. Scandi user

The girl I lift for is dead. I still lift for her, even if it's been a while. I can't forget her and I see her "shadow" everywhere.

w-who is it

The little things in Life.

That's fuckin queer, dude.

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For the perfect manager at my gym, I love her so much
but mostly this

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For her of course

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I don't have a picture, but she was a student in the university I work at. She was a very plain-looking girl, but for me, she was the one.

Wholesome

>wanting to go to your high school reunion
Very beta

My penis is quite large, so seeing a small one inside a female breaks the immersion. I also think it's hot when a tiny chick is getting smashed by a big dick.

God I hate when bitches use their hand while giving a bj.

You're supposed to pull her hand away and push her head down.

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wtf I hate bj's with hands now

Faggot.

Maybe your dumbass doesn't understand that not liking hands all over your dick during a blowjob isn't the same as not liking blowjobs at all.

Help me how do I turn this into what I want. We met at a bartending class and it turned out we both graduated from the same college at the same time and were both trying to go into law. She laughed at everything I said and gave me here number in case I needed any help with the lsat because she took it already. Do I just ask her to get some drinks to share some college stories or something? Plz help I didn't lay enough foundation in person other than getting her number and idk if the feeling was mutual and the lsat was just an excuse to give me her number

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What's the worst thing that could happen? Some girl you're never going to see again had different intentions when giving you her number? Just ask her out dumbass.

lmao no. martial arts literally will not help you in a real world fighting situation. just get yoked and fucking beat the shit out of the other guy

>everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouf

this line BTFOs all martial arts

>idk if the feeling was mutual and lsat was just an excuse for giving me her number

it was

Not using the Mcdonald's app to gett any sandwich for the same price as a McChicken.