I just got some bad news and feel like shit. Please help cheer me up boys. You guys are all I have right now

I just got some bad news and feel like shit. Please help cheer me up boys. You guys are all I have right now.

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Share the news

Cheer up faggot

whats on your mind buddy?

Don't really want to go into detail, but my life has taken a rough turn

Awful post. If you’re not ready to share you’re not ready for help.

Cancer?

I dont think you understand how these threads work around here boy. See, you tell us you got some bad news followed by someone asking you to share it. Then, you tell us your bad news which is actually some really messed up/hilarious shit

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maybe we can help if you tell us

Police take your laptop?

you found out you're gay. this can be a hard time, we all know this.

i suggest you follow SS. If you aren't into gaining strength/mass then i would recommend some bodybuilding program.

COME HERE BRO
COME HERE FOR HUG BRO

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Okay, well so basically my dad found out that I'm not his biological son, and so he's kicking out me and my mom. That's as much as I want to say.

I see.
Do SS + GOMAD

diagnosed with ligma?

damn...

this

Sorry to hear that bro but good on your dad

here ya go

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alright fine, this morning I went to do a prostate exam and I fucking loved getting rammed in my asshole. I asked people in a vietnamese basket-weaving forum if that makes me gay and it does

how do I deal with this

You got your mums WhatsApp?

Imagine wasting your entire life rising another man's son and living side by side with a cheating whore.

cringe

Going through some shit right now.
The way i get through it is this.
>Going to want to kill myself if i go to the gym.
>Going to want to kill myself if i DON'T go.
>May as well fucking go then.

kek op delivered

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is this another guy or was this op's setup all along please tell me im a brainlet also include me in the screencap thanks

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fuck me never mind

I should have known people would do shit like that..
Im OP and to clarify
this is not me
this is me

ouch

Thanks for ruining my thread you fucking homo.

Hey that's exactly what happened to the local bookstore guy.
He found out he is completely sterile and has been all his life, and yet he's got a wife and son. He got divorced and left his son as well, that's all I know.

its my birthday bros, gonna lift and chill out and try not to go over macros too much ;_;

why am i in tears from this horribly weak and shitty bait

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Terrible things befall all of us OP. Whether it is financial ruin, cancer, health deterioration, being cheated on, or family issues like this. There are many many things in this world beyond our control, and we waste our minds away worrying about them.

The only thing in this world that you can truly control is your thoughts and your reactions. This thing may have happened, and it may be awful, no one is denying that, but what's done is done and the only thing you can focus on is what can be done from here.

You aren't dead, this is going to skew your perception of your parents and will require some therapy to help you through this. Don't use this board for that. We're here for jokes and support, but go talk to a professional that is what they're there for.

You got this OP, you're going to come out of this stronger than people who never had to struggle and suffer and you have the option to turn any negative into a positive.

Nice birthday trips.

If dubs, I get sex.

>fuck me
You'd like that gay boy

thread's over
move along people

>hey guys I'm too lazy to even come up with a fake off topic story, can you give me some (you)s anyway?
>they actually gave it to the absolute madman

Thanks user, this is what I needed to hear
> t. real OP and not the bait you replied to