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Can an alpha male be short?
Easton Ross
Ryan Parker
No
Justin Butler
6' minimum and I say this as someone who is 5'11"
Caleb Clark
6'3 minimum desu
Evan Foster
>5'11
Why even live at that point? My gf is exactly 181cm which is little bit taller than 5'11. How do you cope with that fact?
Brandon Gutierrez
Cope? Man why would anyone cope with that shit, just live your fucking life.
If you're really that buggered about someone else's height it's only because you've got some glaring flaws you are trying to direct away from.
Juan Gutierrez
Toasted
Anthony Hernandez
you have a gf, if she would care about the 6' minimum meme she wouldnt be with you. Literally just be yourself
Isaac Davis
Bit my gf is taller than you... She's practically superior to you. How can you live at that point?
Jacob Gutierrez
Dunno brah. Think about it this way. I'm fucking rich as hell and can do whatever I want because my parents are wealthy. While you work 8-9 hours a day (practically 1/3 of your life) I don't have to. So why live at that point? Why not just kill yourself and hope to be born into a rich family? Because you want to live. So keep living and coping
Ian Allen
Someone post that lanklet comic where he gets arrested.
Logan Anderson
Absolutely, don't listen to this retarded board. Everyone is just projecting here, when they can't even clean under their own bed they'll start talking down on anybody else they can find.
Carter Butler
Dude I'm not even the guy that you originally replied to I'm just a passerby.
What I've noticed about people who base superiority on height instead of personal accomplishment is that they are cripplingly insecure about themselves.
If you feel that bad about yourself don't cast it onto others like that, otherwise you're just being a crab in a bucket. Work on making yourself someone you would be proud of instead. All that negativity is bad for you, and you deserve better than that.
Jace Diaz
work isnt that bad user
Jack Reyes
Will lanklets ever learn?
Tyler Watson
>Me on the bottom right
Jacob Carter
Justin Evans
yes : Shaqiri
Tyler Powell
>projecting this hard
Caleb Johnson
...this is a case of a manlet never learning.
Ryder Russell
checked. Leave these crabs to fight in their bucket OP
Isaac Bennett
Alexander the great was short and conquered everything. veni vidi vici
Easton Parker
also if lanklets were so good at being alpha the manlet height would be eradicated because the lanklets would get all the females.
Ethan Gonzalez
My younger sister is 5'11 lmao kys
Juan Wilson
A fucking Qbe
Oliver Turner
"Veni, vidi, vici" -- Alexander the Great, on the shores of Omaha Beach, 1944
Jayden Bell
Holy fuck this board is unbelievable lmao
Levi Clark
>Bit my gf is taller than you...
They're all the same height when they're on their knees and shouting my name.
Wyatt Harris
Yes, people are only insecure about their height because they think that's the reason they can't get laid, not the fact that they're a boring/annoying/shitty person
Jackson Martinez
While I do believe there's such a thing as too short, Some of the most alpha males I know are indeed tiny manlets.
All that matters is charisma, face, and gains brah. Height comes after since most women are probably smaller than the average man anyways.
Aaron Barnes
>Alexander the great was short and conquered everything. veni vidi vici
Matthew Davis
>practically superior
How big is her dick, exactly?
Brandon Harris
I mean you can be a tall guy and be a pussy. Ive known short guys who had boulder between their legs. you can be alpha when your a manlet buy you will never look like an alpha in other peoples eyes
Carson Torres
Just asking that question makes you beta. Nobody gives a fuck about height
Camden Martinez
Was a litteral faggot who's fathers generals and wealth "conquered" a "world" that was already at peace and relatively advanced compared to them.
Tyler Miller
lmao