Why haven't you fucked your tight little boipucci with the gel handle of your mom's razor yet?

Why haven't you fucked your tight little boipucci with the gel handle of your mom's razor yet?

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>implying is still tight and little

Last year curiosity got the better of me and I tried inserting a toothbrush handle. Used lots of lube but it kept feeling uncomfortable. Never tried it since.

Also I don't want to infect myself with the gay virus by doing too much gay shit.

why not just give in to the gay?

Because I have a drawer full of dildos, user.

a wise investment for you and your future.

I wish you luck, friend.

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Funny story. I bought a new one when I moved into my new place, as sort of a housewarming gift to myself. It came in a large envelope. Just, like, a dildo in an envelope. Oh, my landlord handles all the mail too. She has never been able to look me in the eyes since.

Because that's sinful

honestly, that thought turns me on a little. that a random stranger knows what I do.

Is she cute? Do you want her to put stuff in your butt?

Not just one stranger. It had to be taken off a shelf in a warehouse, packaged, delivered to the central post office, shipped to my local post office facility to be processed, then sent to my towns post office, then sorted into a mail mans delivery bag and dropped off at my house. Really, like 10 people handled it. Kinda funny if you think about it. All those people were like, haha user is a giant faggot who likes dick up his ass.

No. She's a used up roastie with 3 kids

>did that exactly despite not being gay

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Kek, who the fuck ships a dildo in an envelope? I'd imagine it would get your weeny going if you had an exhibition fetish though.

>fucked his ass with a phallic object
>despite not being gay
user, I....

If I didn't take so much Xanax I probably would have had a lethal anxiety attack when I got it. I left them a bad review for it. It's really inconsiderate for anyone wanting to be a faggot on the down low.

because that would happen to be an act of homo sexuality

a small part of me can't wait to be independent and getting my own toys. I've tried prostate stimulation with various makeshift methods but I either cum from accidentally stimulating my dick (usually friction with clothes) or I have to finish myself off normally just to get it over with.
t. straight male, never kissed a guy

It's not gay if it's an attractive feminine girl desu

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Because I can still wank it to girls(female) perfectly fine. I don't feel desperate enough yet.

Wut? He used fucking objects. Shooshoo homo

I want to feel something inside me
I want to feel a boy inside me

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I feel you but my bussy is too thight

>using objects isn't heterosexual, but it is gay
duhhhhhhhhhhh

I bought myself a little vibrating butt plug thing as a starter but I didn't really feel anything. I got it all the way in but it just kind hurt for a while so I pushed it out. What am I doing wrong?

>What am I doing wrong?
You're shoving stuff up your butt, that's what.

I have with other things...
I want to be fugged by a cute boy while he plays with my big sensitive peepee

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Where's my cute bf I need a cute boy to replace my onahole and take my big femboy benis

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Pick me please
But I'm not a cute boy, I'm a fit boy

because there's much better things to use, silly

Being gay implies I would/could have sex at all.

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That'll do too, I've been edging for two hours already.
I'm so pent up just sit in my lap and I'll fuck you hard for 10 minutes before blowing my load inside you.

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That sounds pretty good user. Maybe I could even clean you up afterwards while you bask in the afterglow of a good edging session.
Do you edge like this often? I don't have the self control, personally.

No goofball, if an attractive girl uses phallic objects ON YOU then it isn't gay

I usually edge 2-3 times a week and don't touch myself otherwise.
I also take pills to cum bigger loads because it's fun giving myself facials while laying on my back.

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I really want a qt bf to cuddle and kiss and hold hands with and do incredibly lewd things to :/

user please, you're pushing too many of my buttons.
I wish I could find a boy like you to use my mouth and butt whenever he wanted

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>edge 2-3 times a week
I love edging too much that I do it daily, it so much fun having your dick covered in pre cum

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