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The Age of the Mutt is near. Are you ready?

People talking about their height online

Repost cuz I'm retarded. Imagine you were offered a room with just a computer, a desk, a chair, a bed...

Why don't you just find a friend of yours and decide on one of you two to be the girl and start dating your best friend...

I'm here for you robots

Reading how many pages of a single book is considered normal, for a single day?

Wanna know what makes me happy?

Is feeling like this the final stage of robothood?

How can I make tap water safe to drink?

Being attracted to traps is the straightest thing possible because you are attracted to the feminine appearance of them

tfw you have a big dick but no one to use it with

What is wrong with taking money from men?

It wasn't "genetics" your parents were BAMBOOZLED

I'll have 1 non slut feminine bf please

So this is what why trash love democracy

What is the first thing that you notice about a person that attracts you to them?

Why do we pretend ugly people aren't discriminated against? Yes even the ones who shower, workout, act confident...

25+ virgins of Jow Forums, post your:

What fetishes do you have, Jow Forums?

How could we have stopped him?

I miss him so fucking much bros

Why autists love dinosaurs?

Do you fun on weekend or no

Which do you think is worse for society--overprotective, coddling parents or neglectful, unloving ones?

Femanons how do you feel about cute asian girls? Like Le hate them? Or want to date them...

Fembot Feels Thread

Are women really needed for anything other than procreation?

Reminder: Even if you're an above average ripped guy, you're still going to have to settle with a fat chick...

Don't look at women

Brownbot feels thread

Any robots taken antidepressants?

Im a soon to be ex NEET Jow Forums and have an interview with Walmart for a "Maintenance Associate" position

Femanons, do you really like violent porn so much?

/truerobotfeels/

You get dubs, you leave Jow Forums for a week

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, become a tradecuck

Ssshh, you must stay very quiet, do not disturb the sleeping sissy

Do you believe in God user? why/why not?

Be me, 5'7'' manlet

Minority women actually feel oppressed because white guys don't notice them enough

Post pictures of women you have had sex with

You wake up to this, what will you tell your parents?

Father lets 13 year old sister stay up all night on the computer looking at god knows what

Cooking myself breakfast

I just realized my only friend actually has many

Is virginity important to you? If so why? Is it because you're (not) a virgin...

Why are women like this?

I HATE THIS FUCKING SUMMER

Oldfag's advice to romancing the girl

Born just in time to take the collective blame of what "muh ancestors" did

I met a really cute girl a few weeks ago. She's wonderful and adorable and perfect for me

THE FUCKIN ROASTIE WHORES ARE DOING IT AGAIN

Give me one reason why you don't orbit any waifus

Why are fake nails on girls so fucking hot? I'm not really even gay. theyre just so hot

Let's talk about the time you got rejected by a girl

Why doesn't tinder have a filter for race...

Would you make a black girl pregnant?

How big could a trap's tits naturally get, if she started hormones as early as possible?

Tell her you're a virgin

Dick sucking is a thing. People put dicks in their mouth. This happens in the world

I never tip. So the delivery guy is always mad when he delivers to my door...

Why do I get shivers down my spine when I think about being more than friends with a cute boy...?

Ever seen your sister after shower?

Stop posting anime you animefagbois

Alcoholic/drunk thread

Your waifu would become real, but only you and her would be able to notice either of you

Haven't come here regularly in over two years. Is eggman still alive?

What are the pros and cons of white, asian and black gf?

Should I convert to the blackpill? Anyone have any experience with it?

Ironic weebs are the worst people alive, even Gaiafags weren't close to this level of annoying

Why do roasties even shave...

You'll never come up with Million Dollars lines like:

Which is better for when watching Cowboy Bebop?

Mfw wagies are sleeping right now and will shortly get up for work today

You're slacking again Fresco

ITT: single word posts that no one else has ever posted

I saw some people fucking like this once, but out in the woods. How common is this? Is it happening all around us...

New Discord Thread

Why are there so many trannies and cock lusting fags here, and why am I starting to want it too?

Would you say your misoginy comes from the fact that you're on r9k or because of actual interactions with women where...

Did porn,sexual liberation,and sexualization of everything ruin this decade...

Explain this Jow Forums !!!!!!!!

Tfw im sexually pure but ugly as sin, dumb as bricks, and personality down the shitter

Why is it that people who are racist tend to be extremely stupid?

What's stopping you from having a black bf? Honest

Hello, guys Fembot here ask a 20 year old Fembot anything

If there is a fucking (((God)))...

Do i have a small penis

ITT: autistic things you do daily

Tfw rare emotional boi

/wageslave general/

Ayy who /ephebe/ here

Pretend this thread is whatever thread you want

BLACKPILL: Females hate men with fetishes. if you have a foot fetish you are automatically an incel...

Ask a black Fembot who just fucked an Asian guy anything

Who else here hides their political views from their family members and friends?

Discord General /dg/

Will purposely getting scars and cuts on my hands make me look more badass and attractive to women...

All roasties are now like this on twitter and instagram and deviantart and tumblr and basically everywhere else

Anybody else here a teethlet?

Take out that tiny cock of yours and stroke it to my BIG, STINKY feet, you pathetic loser!

Would you date a girl who is universally unattractive?

Today is my birthday. 27 years old

From No-Fap to All-Fap!

Can't drive stick

ITT: Bone chilling sentances

Another night of eating food out of the dumpster and shitposting at the library

Should race mixing be mandatory to improve race relations?

Whats your ideal height and weight in a woman?

What's a good, comfy computer hobby? I really need something to pass my days doing and I really wanna be comfy

Would society change if women were taller than men?

Ready to get replaced, wagie?

Where to get hookers?

Actual dick size in porn

What is your current favorite doujin?

Not Crispy thread

Are people laughing at me?

How to attract white men

I used to think I was a robot but then I discovered I could get pussy...

What the FUCK is your spirit animal, robots?

Sing us a song anonman

Dear God, how can there by so many virgins? This is 2018, no meming. There are PLENTY of ways to lose your virginity...

Post your type of girl

Why not just pair up and fuck each other, robots? Look at how much fun these two are having

Another day of waging tomorrow

Did you test your luck today?

What happened the last time you asked a girl out?

Last text with a woman

Tfw alone so long you actually become gay

Why do white men keep killing black women? What should be done about this?

Is there a scientific reason women arent funny?

There are late 20 somethings that are actual professionals in their field

What's it like being attractive to women?

You will never have a korean gf

Guys I'm on acid I love you all

Can i get uhhhhhhh 1 non slut feminine bf

How do you feel about girls with facial deformities?

You just matched this Stacy on tinder

W-would any of you guys date a very plain average looking girl?

How do you cut ties with a toxic "friend" group? i just want the abuse to stop

Contacted a camwhore requesting lewd live pictures in thigh high socks

Stoll my parents money to buy weed

org/story.php?no=600094327

Unpopular Opinion

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in

Cool, any torontofags in here tn

Hey there non bronys

Where Can I Get 2000ppm Hydrogen Cyanide

Anyone else compulsively save reaction images?

What are robots eating today? I got myself some dominos

Should whites be exterminated like a plague in order to save the planet

Ask a diagnosed bipolar fembot anything, or suggest good nighttime stories. I'm sleepy

Femdom is a meme fetish and I wish I didn't have it...

Sandnigger here, there is a girl who really has a crush on me.. She is half rus/ger. I am turkish and a kurd...

Any Zoomers here? 20 years old checking in

She pulls down her pants and this fuckin thing thuds on the floor and says whats up

Wow!! Jewish humor at it's finnest (not really, this is just regular rape, not child rape)

How do white robots get over being the least desired race? Unless you have shit tons of money...

Why are so few robots willing to racemix? Most fembots are asian or black desu

I just ordered a switchblade today. IDK, I think I bought it for self defense but something is telling me I did not

I'm sick and tired of being bored on the internet all the time

Only people who haven't suffered love their parents

Have a disagreement with some fag on discord

Where's my down to earth black bf?

Do you ever talk to yourself?

What's the last thing you jerked off to?

Female Incel Thread

Why do women want to be friends with men?

Online people red flags

How to unlock Stacey mode? How do I become the girl everyone wants?

Tfw porn addiction has ruined my life

If you could implement a death punishment for one particular crime, what crime would that be?

"What's that user, it's time for another catgirl thread?

Post your clipboard user

Tfw your mom sister and grandma all think you're gay because you dont talk to girls

Why do normies have such a virulent hatred of tobacco smoking?

Join my server i am a egirl and i own a server join it i have some other egirls that would probably like tk send you...

MOTIVATION: THE ROBOTS KRYPTONITE

Femanon (not fembot) thread

What do you do against depressive episodes, fellow sadbots?

Creative Robots Thread

ITT: Most effective way to kill fags

Tfw no bf to feminize me and help me shave my body hair

What do femboys want? Serious question

Theres hope for blackbots after overall

Is chaotic still single and does he prefer boys over girls or girls over boys asking for friend

How large should a penis be?

What is your looks level robots?

Damn, someone got BLEACHED

ITT: we share our most racist experience

Do you think loneliness has had a negative impact on your mental health in the long run?

Sheep Village Remake

A godly being appears before you, offering to change one and only one event in your life...

Career, earnings & age

Women retain and carry living DNA from every man with whom they’ve made love with

Tfw spent over 2000$ on onaholes

My apologies for formatting. I'm on mobile

Boogie's rebound hookup

Hope you have a good morning today kathy oneechan

Peterson VS Chomsky

Mom brought me a couple girl's shirts when we went to lunch today

Any of you ever became obsessed with a girl? Is it normal?

Daily reminder that if you're black or white you cant be robot. Whites are desired by all women, ethnic and white...

WHY AM I AUTISTIC GIRLS APPROACH ME AND I HAVE ZERO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO THEM I JUST ACT LIKE I FUCKING DUMBASS AND THEN...

Asteroid that will wipe out all life on Earth is ETA in 2 weeks

Imagine actually thinking that Rei > Asuka. Imagine preferring a lifeless doll to a cute, feisty redhead...

How many of you look worse than this guy?

How I went from 30 y.o. neverkissed to constant blowjob receiver in 12 easy steps

My vagina when he likes the same things as me

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS IT SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

Why haven't you joined Islam yet?

Do women feel love ?

Fembot Feels Thread

Nobody wants shitty sex and a person with no experience inadvertently represents shitty sex...

16yo unexperienced introvert loli jerked me off in the woods, her first ever hj (was super shy)

WHY DO MEN THINK THEY CAN JUST PLAY WITH WOMEN'S HEARTS?

Tfw 7 inches dicklet

Is it safe to take 2g (2000mg) of acetaminophen / paracetamol just once?

Would you date a prostitute?

Be me friendzoned

Vocaroo wednesdays

How much money do you feel you'd need in the bank to feel safe and secure? be realistic

Why white people are overrepresented in terrorism statistic? Is it because they lose virginity too late?

This is what wagies actually believe

Https://www.themarysue.com/adult-swim-responds-dan-harmon/

Confess. This is you

Ywn become wife

Practice gf wants to take a picture together

What other expressions can we add to the twitter progressive soiboy dictionary?

What are ur first thoughts upon viewing this?

Come help revive this dead discord server with no rules except no illegal /aymk39N

Blessed @re the mutts: for they shall inherit the earth

Finally get gf after years

Are you willing and able to work longer and harder than you parents and grandparents did?

Fembots, how mentally ill are you?

Post all your favorite junk food and snacks and drinks

So my girlfriend had sex with 16 people before me (started at 19yo, we met when she was 22yo), all FWB and ONS...

99% of men have a normal sized penis

It's another "user's oneitis got a new boyfriend, so now he's looking up his state's murder laws" episode

Going up behind random black girl at train station

Therapist is wearing a crucifix

Admit it, you enjoy these

Hurry up brother, the boss has only given me a ten minute break today

Post a song in your native language (other than english), or any foreign language

Tfw mum said she is shutting the internet off for a month

ITT:That kid thread

Fembots, how do we get laid by you? Any tips on how to get with you guys?

Why the fuck did this never happen to me? Why did no older female took advantage of me sexually when i was young...

When did you realize you weren't like the other girls?

Waifu thread,2D appreciation thread

Do Incels actually exist or are they a meme?

Im drunk rn fellas, AMA

Ronnie Edwards an editor of The Game Theorists killed himself

ITT: People who inspire you to never give up

ASMR roastie BTFO'd

ITT: We LARP as if we are fighting in the Vietnam War

How screwed are we?

Comfy Music Thread?

So do you have a porn collection? How big is it, user? Do you collect certain girls?

Who made apu cry? i will punch the faggot who made him cry

Pic related is the new Prime Minister of Pakistan

Who else loves going by train? Im sitting in one right know...

Finland is experiencing the hottest heatwave it's had in recorded history

No one is hiring other than the lowest possible positions

PEWPIEDIE VS C LIST WHORE

Living in a Van

Does anyone else just loathe conversation?

Why do girls ignore people so much? Even if things seem to be going well...

How do i go about this. Shes nearby. Idk how to talk to grills

Hey Robin. It's Nic. I miss you. My discord got taken down. :( hope you're there

Anyone here ever scam anybody?

Website will tell you if your chad

What the fuck is wrong with me. Why do I push perfect people away and sabotage things

Approximately how many hours per day do you spend fantasizing about this?

Why don't you lower your standards and date a fat girl, anons?

tfw no Jow Forums trap bf in california

Femdom general #6: Happier edition

This mexican dudebro cosplaying miku hatsune tries to seduce you at a bar

"Hey user, I just lost a bet with my sorority sisters."

My obsession with this actress I have a crush on is getting fucking worse

You can have one of these superpowers: mind reading, teleportation, invisibility. Super speed, or flying...

My dad is 5'4 and my mom is 5'5 and i was 6 feet tall by late 14 someone explain how im not a manlet

My mother doesn't approve of me housing and caring for a mentally ill girl for grocery money and some cleaning in...

Build your own GF thread

Why is the internet such garbage?

Meet girl at work

Can anyone catch me up with what happened to this chick...

Anyone remember TSUKI and their cult? Whatever happened to them after a year has passed?

Want a house, a car, a 2.5 kids with a wife

/mommy general/

Lets see how many people are on this board RIGHT NOW

This is what happens to all tr*Ps when they cross my path

It's time for a comfy thread. Cuddle up, look, listen, get a hot drink. Whatever makes you comfy

Everything is oversexualized nowadays. Sex is overglorified and exaggerated...

Skinny Skeleton men UNITE

How big of a disappointment are you in the eyes of your family members?

Facial Disfigurement

Let's have a screencap thread like we used to back in the day

How to bypass tinder ban?

Why is it that normal people never talk about feeling comfy, but on Jow Forums, it's the "golden feeling" of sorts...

POST BLACK GIRLS

The position you're born into

What are your thoughts on the fake normie robot Mumkey Jones, Jow Forums?

I want to work for google as a software engineer after finishing with university. Do you robots think I can pull it off?

ITT: We discuss our preferred method of suicide and what made us reach this point

Sent a girl a picture of me in my underwear after she asked for it

Femanons, lets settle this once and for all! Does bigger dicks pleasure you better???

Tags: r9k, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k

I just found out what women actually think of bald guys

Anyone here listen to Elvis? RIP The King

I'm taking any and all questions

Why dont you have a gf?

Mfw people still think world war 2 happened

Four days without cigarettes and I'm starting to become quite irritated...

Would you pay for sex?

Why don't femanons just date robots and

Fembots, is it important for a guy to be a show-er? Is a soft cute little penis better for cuddling...

Alright you degenerates, how long has it been since you

Suicide by pill

Does your mom buy you anime merch?

How do you honestly cope with the fact that you wasted your youth?

Has Jow Forums ever paid for a hooker?

Should i continue dating this robot?

A gaggle of roasties walked past me and, expecting me not to hear them...

Im thinking about giving my "girlfriend" (soon to be ex) an STD. lemme know what you guys think

Jow Forums I am hopelessly addicted to latinas

"race is skin-deep"

Who /military/ here? I think I fucked up big time, bros. I could use some advice if there any militaryfags here

Stop being a nerd. The entire nerd/geek identity is founded on being a consumerist slave...

Downfall of society, a path to true freedom?

If a girl has lost her virginity, does that mean shes already wasted/disposed of her best eggs?

I am thinking of quitting my job to become a writer. I have enough money right now for 4 months rent

Hunger games thread. post a name and image to enter as tribute

What unironically makes coffee people act this way

My girlfriends ass. Haha you jealous you incel losers? :)

>he doesn't have electrical tape over his webcam

Any other fat robots? Post your weight and height

Tommorow you will have gained a power

Why is this board obsessed with boys that look like girls?

What was her name anons? Who was she?

Any (former) goths here?

How's your education/job hunt/career progression going?

Does anyone have the video of Sam and Marky going at it?

Guys I've fucked up bad I just came all over my mom's underwear in her room she's going to be home any minute

"What's that user, it's time for another catigrl thread?"

Tfw no chaotic thread

Describe yourself Jow Forums

Do you think you're a better person than most other people?

If you're a pisces or virgo there is no hope for you

Therapist told me I should go to an anime convention to meet new people

R9k is being attacked

Attention europeans and women

Femanons why do you frequent this board? You want nothing to do with any of us

Why do i get a funny feeling in my tummy and back of my neck when i think about having my first relationship with...

If I travel back in time a hundred years or so to when the age of consent was 10-12, and date a middle schooler...

Any pedo/loli/hebe bros on Jow Forums?

Why is this boy drawn in such erotic ways?

PAJEET FEELS GENERAL

Ask someone who's been investigated for pedophilia, anything

Letter Thread Schizoid Edition. Those letters aren't for you, just if you're wondering

Best /sip/ for lonely nights spend browsing Jow Forums

I just want to live in a relevant part of the country

Why do you want a daughter knowing this could happen?

Femanons why don't you just get one of your friends to share her Chad bf with you?

Can we have a qt girls thread going? Post qt girls robots

My little brother's groaning from masturbating reminds me of someone

Brother gave me a dab last night

Tfe an ugly girl likes you

Girl i know from high school that i used to flirt with is asking me for money because she and her daughter have no food...

Dyed hair, piercings, tattoos, chokers, favorite color is plaid, combat boots, alternative and punk music...

YOU ARE NOT DEPRESSED

Would you date outside of your race if it meant that youd have a gf for forever?

Do you have some imaginary world you go to before sleeping?

Black GF Thread

Show me your waifu robots!

Why does this always happen?

Why are we so attracted to anal sex?

Tfw no gf who's into tanks

Have a good afternoon kathy oneesan

Who else likes big fucking tits?

User will you ever work on yourself and become the man I always wanted?

Have you ever been in a fight r9k?

Male pornstars you hate (not gay)

Why do men constantly attack women for living like the easy way...

my husbaa is no longa a maan

What other boards do you go to robots?

Reminder that Anime and 2DPD literally have a special place in hell

What twitch streamers do you guys watch?

Pics with no context

I'm sick of your fucking misery, robots. We need a pick-me-up

Summoning thread

Damn even eggy had a cute gf at one point. Guess even with ugliness and autism all you need is a streak of extroversion...

Why do women always attack men by going straight to their sexuality?

What do you hate the most about normies?

Reading into this too much

Any Russianbots here? Want to explain what life is like over there? Does it feel European or is it something else?

Wagie wagie how can you work when it's 35 degrees outside? We NEETs are at home with AC...

Do racist girls actually exist or nah?

Quickly answer these questions truthfully

How the fuck do you get friends?

I want to become chad

Is $13 an hour decent for a college student?

White nationalists and crossposters from Jow Forums

Who hear got roasties to quit their job with no effort at all?

Perfect Gentleman

Sometimes I'm really tempted to race mix. Good thing white women are so beautiful and have such low dating standards

How does it feel to impregnate a female and watch her belly grow with your child?

What's Jow Forums's stance on Universal Basic Income?

No homo, but the more I think of it, the more I like the idea of having a soft and submissive male partner (femboi)...

I quite seriously want to get a girl pregnant. I'm not joking or exagerrating here. I want to get a girl gregnet...

Reminder that this is what the average girl looks like naked

Feminism is a cult

The ultimate robot film? Is there a better film that encompasses the feeling of loneliness and despair?

Draw urself lods, come on

Is Elon Musk a chad?

It's my birthday anons, pls say something nice

Just lift weights bro

Hey guys, sorry for the sob story thread again

Give me some crazy theories

Anyone else here a boomer stuck in a zoomers body

I have not seen a Waifu thread tonight

The girl or the call, user?

I missed another day of work today. I don't know how much more I can take of this day to day grind...

How do i get orbiters when im a black girl :(

Post anonymised pics of girls you fugged

Hikki/NEET thread

Dude, i haven't had drugs in a week, i'll go crazy

How to know when to stop reverse or front parking? I always either hit the curb or park too far away from it

What facial feature of yours makes you most reluctant to approach girls?

How do you spend most of your free time, NEETs and wagies of Jow Forums? No matter how autistic or normalfag it is

Why do you deny the existence of fembots? Is it really that hard to consider maybe some women don't have it easy?

2009 warp thread

I unironically like 6ix9ine

Daily reminder that all men are pigs who only want your pussy, and robots aren't any better

Male anons is it weird to pee in urinals...

Exactly how many days ago were you born?

What is your personal favorite anime series or OVA?

Letters. Write them to people that will never read them

What do you guys think about race-mixing?

Qualities of your ideal GF?

Made a chad tinder account literally less than an hour ago

Why do people think that incels (involuntary celibates) are fucking terrorists and maniacs?

Newfags try to insult oldfags

Good old pron thread. Chat with your fellow robots about your favourite pornstars etc

Fucked up shit you did in school

Mental Disorders

Fembot Feels Thread

Why not lower your standards and date a fat girI?

What are your thoughts on these leotards?

Are oriental penises really that small or it's just a myth? Boys and girls from Eastasia are welcome to share

Can this book fix my life or is it full of shit?

Hey user, what's happening. If you could just stop making "fembot" threads, that'd be great

God damn I wish I could be with a woman

Experiences with Muslims?

Im tired of people using occams razor in an argument

Why are robots so easy to talk to ?

Unconventional fetishes you have

Give me one reason to circumcise my son

How to treat incel scum

I'm absolutely fucking obsessed with this actress I have a crush on...

How the fuck do I get started with cosplaying? /cgl/ doesn't look very helpful

It's not women's fault if they don't want to have sex with you

wake up next to him

About to turn 19

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and were an average Chad?

I'll leave this right here

Education is designed to crush individuality and make you unthinkingly follow authority while preparing you for nothing...

What is the cheapest and best fast food? About to go get some

Pic-related lady is 24 and a virgin, say something nice about her

Anyone else /smol/?

Hey guys, I'm going to the grocery store. Can you watch my glass of chocolate milk while I'm gone?

What is it about western women that makes them so repulsed at pajeets?

What's the longest crush you've ever held?

Am I the only one that doesn't masturbate to porn and just go off by the feeling...

Wagecuck and stay in my room mostly

Anyone ever met up with someone from /soc/?

Halt fine traveler show me your heavyest metal and I'll let you pass!

I hate my fucking life and this god-awful situation i'm in please fucking help

How do I suck my own dick? No one else is, so I want to try it myself

This is a self proclaimed incel from the incel site

Anyone got a suggestion for a short anime I can watch with the boys? We just finished Another

Rebel Gamer Girls

Ascetics laud obliteraton of the self as salvation. I am against this...

I literally just saw images of child pornography

ITT: Ideal gfs and what we want to do with them

Late night discord thread? dannyb#2481

Under what circumstance is it okay for a man to hit a woman?

Play video game

Why does Jow Forums fetishze black women so much?

Suicide victim. 18/7/2018 posted on documentingreality.com. Dead people are fascinating

Hello I am a dirt poor college student and I want to get back into playing YuGiOh...

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

Trips decides what i name my 3 kittens

Who else here small dick?

About yourself thread

Ideal GF thread

But really: do pedophiles deserve to have rights or not?

Why does this upset me even though it's none of my business?

CIA personality testing

Do not masturbate for 2 weeks

Have a chad face unironically

I don't understand fat white women in western countries

Ever hit you how the normie's life is like a slip n slide to success where yours is a desparate uphill battle?

What are some lies people tell you, r9k?

This woman is a 2/10 in Japan

"g-geez user, what kind of movie did you take me to!?"

Literally "Chad" Gilbert cheated on Hayley Williams

All I want is a qt white bf to pound!

Can we make a soc style thread to share contacts (like Discord) and get to know each other? Just this time, seriously...

Dire dire straits

A single middle-aged man adopts a 11 y.o girl from Ukraine. Yeah, nothing suspicious about that at all...

At what age girls beacome sluts?

Is this movie an accurate representation of wageslave life?

What comfy clothes do fembots wear around the house

How many days have you gone without sex robots?

Has anyone ever had a crush on you?

I want to find and kill a blue whale

How can I naturally go from an A cup to a C cup?

What exactly is the glory of being a school shooter?

What level are you on?

I literally look like a copy of pic related how come i don't have a girlfriend like what the fuck !

So Mr. user, what are some notable skills you possess? Accomplishments you've achieved?

"...user's Favorite..." Thread: Jow Forums Edition

Can anybody post some really sad songs please? I want to cry my eyes out

R9K, what is the longest you have gone without sleep?

Hello everyone. it's agatha

What is your greatest shame?

LOVE -- better to have loved and lost, or never loved at all?

What would you do if you had a gf. After a month of dating she informs you she has a penis...

JAMES P FISHER GET THAT SWEET BUTTERY RUMP OUT HERE

Which boards would Patrick Bateman frequent?

White women are the most privileged class in society

What are some alternate masturbation methods? Don't tell me you guys didn't get bored using your hand for 30 years

One chance at life

What are you supposed to do if you are ugly and stupid?

ITT: original 3 word sentences

I'm unironically proud of being black. Even though we have our problems, I love my people, whether they're from the US...

"friends" systematically make plans without me

What are your experiences with romance?

This is your new classmate, robot. Will you try to be friends with him?

Being around Niggers is like swimming with sharks with a meat suit on

Everyone ITT is living on an old jalopy of a spaceship. The SS Anonymous is all habitat modules and radiators...

ITS NOT FAIR. ITS NOT FAIR. WHY COULDENT A HOT LATINA TEACHER SEND ME BUSSY PICS WHEN I WAS A KID. REEEEE >:(

I had a really shitty day today, can we get a /comfy/ thread going? thx guys

Any fembots baby crazy?

New asperger thread

Fembots. What do you do. For fun when home alone...

Did anyone here actually fall for the Kony 2012 stuff?

This is a great board frens

Is it possible to a beta to become an alpha, or an alpha to become a beta?

Anyone else part of the Only Fap With Stolen Panties Club? So soft, so naughty

Just finished watching breaking bad

Why is the process of getting a girlfriend so easy for the majority of men? What is wrong with us...

If being gay is a "choice" then why don't you guys just decide to be gay and lose your virginities to each other?

>tfw ywn be part of the intellectual elite

White girls are so pretty

Just watched all episodes of boku no hero academia

Any high IQ autist who can solve this puzzle?

NEVER DID NO HARM

Crispy Speaks Out About Jow Forums

Anons, be honest? do you believe in romantic love?

Post Your Aesthetic

Onahole / buttplus / FAP

Is it okay if I sit on your table, user?

Give me some good songs to trip/get high to

What sort of porn/hentai do females like?

Why is it literally fucking impossible for me to make an account on social media without my phone number...

What's it like to work in an office? I've never worked in one, or anything like one...

Vocaroo General

Should I pull the trigger?

Psych ward stories

This is a 22 year old self-described femcel. Do you agree?

What are your experiences of dating sites?

Reminder: pretty much all of your dads are not your real dads, including mine...

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever

Why does Chad make girls lick his asshole?

YO I'M A WILD FREESTYLER

URURRRRURGRRRRHHRHHHHHH!!!!

Low IQ Genius AMA

How do we end the gook femanon(pic) problem?

Brooke played you all, she's just an attention seeking, attention deprived, sexual deprived money hungry whore

Femanons whats your opinion on glory holes

Jow Forums and their tastes

What's her name user? What's she like?

*mutilates sons dick*

How can we finally end the incel problem?

This girl can't get any guy to have sex with her and has been feeling depressed, says she might kill herself...

You suicidal people should listen to this man

If robots truly are smarter then normies, why can't we do basic social interactions...

What do you guys think of jewish sense of humor?

DO NOT GET MARRIED!!!!

He doesn't shave

Jow Forums is full of rich middle class people

You have been given 1 hour locked in a room with these girls. What would you do with them?

When will you admit that robots only want stacies

Mfw came buckets in a 14yo girl's mouth and she swallowed it all saying "it was tasty"

All I want is an autistic fembot to talk to. anyone?

My ex gf was getting "free" drugs from her dealer and ridding round with him so i broke up with her a few months ago

Waifu thread [discuss stuff edition]

DICKLET BLACKPILL THREAD

On a scale of 1 (wizard sleeve roastie) to 10 (innie) how do femanons rate their baginae?

Psych ward lets you use phones

Characters you relate to

Fembots be like

Can we get another catgirl thread going on? The last one was great

Boys I need help

What femanons are like IRL

Help me Jow Forums

Why does this article upset roasties so much?

Anyone else self insert as the trap when they fap?

Female neet living at home in 20s

Thoughts on LolTyler1?

Just found out my IQ is average. Kinda gay. Take test and post results. Be honest:

Longest you've gone without masturbation?

Early morning drug thread

ITT: things that would improve Jow Forums

Oneitis just messaged me saying "men are horrible"

Reminder: you can't be a robot if you have symmetrically hanging balls

So what makes you a robot, user? Me, I am a 170cm manlet in a country inhabited by giants (Germany)

There are newfag bitches on this site born after the year 2000 who are annoyed by anime pictures and pretend the site...

Parents messing up your life thread

When was the last time you stood up for yourself after being disrespected?

If I was a girl I would be the biggest BBC slut possible

Some women were just put on this planet to be inseminated

Thoughts on white women getting BEANED?

How the fuck do people socialise online...

Tfw no daughter

Post all the fembot nudes you got

I'm 27 and never had a girlfriend

Why most pedophiles are gay? If you think about about it women faces are just more infantile than men's faces...

This leddit post actually makes me want to kill myself

Hey robots in your opinion what is the biggest problem in the world right now

That guy that walks around with his hood on

Jow Forums comfy Minecraft server?

Be glad you arent the most hated ethnicity on earth r9k

What is Jow Forums's opinion of psychedelic drugs?

Get your (You)s here! (offer valid until OP passes out)

Have any of you guys done cocaine?

You are a normie if:

Your life in one image

ITT: black pills on women

Tfw i will never have a trans gf

Why do normies get personal during conversations

Would you date a girl who has accomplished more than you?

Whats it like having have aspergers? ive been told it is one of the purest form of robot

Have you ever regretted fapping to something?

25 year old never had a job no degree

Has a cute nurse ever touched your dick?

When is the real point of no return for late in life virginity...

Suicide is selfish

Basedshaman Thread

How was your public school experience?

Does talking to your family members annoy the shit out of you too or am I autistic?

You did nothing all day again

Why is it that you all just whine about girls here. Can't you do anything with your life without sex...

I'm a 27 year old man who has come to terms with the fact that I'm probably, by most people's definitions, a pedophile...

Why haven't you fucked your tight little boipucci with the gel handle of your mom's razor yet?

What gets you out of bed in the morning Jow Forums?

Acquired qt virgin gf

Why are straight people so ugly?

(＾・ω・＾)it's dangerous to go alone, user! take this

Anyone else fall for the meme of parents saying your special and smart

You are responsible for your own failures

Anyone else bisexual but only want to have sex with woman?

Just for fun, post the song you're currently obsessed with, if you have one

Youth General #9 (Age 24-18)

I fucking hate minority's

Chance to do crazy chick

How do I get on anti depressants like Valium or something robots

Make Chad Tinder

Height and weight and user will judge you

What poisoned this dude's mind?

Tfw timid and submissive personality

Any other anons try out a dna test? Post your results

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