Get your (You)s here! (offer valid until OP passes out)

come on in and get some (You)'s
I'm pretty tired and I have also been heavily drinking so this might not last long. but post these three things and you too can possibly get a (You)

>what did you do today
>any plans for tomorrow
>what would you do to change the world

I'll start
>played vidya and drank from 9am-now
>gonna go to work
>end world hunger wit quality food

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>woke up, realize is my day off, sleep again, wake up, 12:49 pm now.
>work and trying to learn dutch
>Turn minions into racist cult that teaches children of all color where they belong in society respectively

I watered the lawn

>Woke up pretty late, did the dishes, and watched Overlord again
>Gonna watch more Overlord tomorrow and help my Dad move his shit out of his gf's apartment
>I would turn everyone but me into cute catgirls

a long time ago (2 years ago) I was learning dutch for a long distance gf but she turned out to be a a fat guy that started to pity me for trying so hard for this non-existent grill. I'd do it all over again though

at least you tried user

catgirls are great but is it beastiality?

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Hello my dear user! I would very much a like a free (You).

>what did you do today (yesterday)
Rode my bike (feels good to own on again), tended to my tomato plant, ate a big meat sandwich, fumbled with my guitar a bit and played with kids
>any plans for tomorrow (today)
I had plans, but it's 11:51am here and I have yet to sleep. So I might end up just skipping sleep altogether and skip the gym for today
>what would you do to change the world
But user I'm just a nobody, the world is not for me to change.

Have a good sleep,

t.dutchanon

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>catgirls are great but is it beastiality?
Yes, technically.
They are great, aren't they? Thanks for validating me.

ayo nigguh gimme dat (you) rite now

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>listened to a couple albums and surfed the internet
>maybe play some TF2, haven't done that in a while
>either change the US to be a lot more libertarian or make women a few inches taller on average

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Veel success met studeren!

I wanted to cut the grass too but I'm afraid its still too short

>>what did you do today
I killed a possum and its 6 children
>any plans for today
I'm going to donate a pint of plasma for 25 dollars
>what would you do to change the world
I can't do anything I"m useless and powerless

Dank u wel meneer!

post tomato plant plz
guitar is very nice, I play a lot myself
why are you playing wif kids

I'd do all the animal girls

where's your three thingies this is your only warning
'but user if women get taller the manlets wil rise up

>too short

plz don't hurt animals

y-you too

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>went to my summer class
>go to my summer class
>mass genocide to balance out the population and enforce a genocide rule if the population get to high

*pokes your cheek* You are CUTE!

>Woke up two hours ago, mostly rolled around in bed, going to go to an Italian restaurant given that its my father's birthday. Tried "big red" soda, its okay.
>Follow the schedule.
>Walk around town with a litter-picker and clean the neighbourhood, plant trees and colourful plants in desolate areas. If you meant an actual massive thing to do then force fitness programs for the overweight in every sovereign state + mandatory schooling in the world, eradicating illiteracy. One child policy most African countries until the fertility rate hovers around 2.00.

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>I'd do all the animal girls
Haha...me, too, friend.

Oh, and I really do appreciate you for acknowledging my ravings about catgirls. I was feeling kinda gloomy. Thank you, OP.

do your summer classes pack a whole semester into 5 weeks? they do here and it suckes ass

I like the idea of picking up litter a lot
ur qt too

anytime user
wolf grils are my fav

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but I want to be the manlet, my height is the average female height and tall girls are my shit

>post tomato plant plz
Here's a pic of the smol tomatoes.

>why are you playing wif kids
We (me and mom) get along very well with our neighbors and subsequently their kids.

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are those cherry tomatoes?

>what did you do today
nothing
>any plans for tomorrow
visit an aquarium
>what would you do to change the world
the world is the hell I deserve

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>woke up
>did my driving lessons
>failed again
>work and trying to study
>can't focus
>want to go to the zoo/ do something else
>remember you have internet access
>see the computer
>Jow Forums for hours

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>plz don't hurt animals
But I spare them from existence. Existence comes with lots of pain and tribulations, even for us humans and we living in societies catered to comfort. One can only imagine how terrible a possums existence is.

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I'm so lonely, please acknowledge my existence.

>nothing
>nothing
>legalise drugs

I can't even fap any more because I fapped so much that I gave my penis hand-shaped marks and broke the skin. The wound keeps reopening so I have to avoid getting hard.

>what did you do today
cleaned the house, played VN's

>any plans for tomorrow
going shopping for clothes maybe

>what would you do to change the world
1. have old people (like 75 or 80+) euthanized, along with tards and other mentally handicapped people. (or make it illegal so they can't have children of their own). Old people are a burden to society.
OR once you cannot do something to provide for the community.

2. Fat Tax, people who are 10 to 15kg+ over the recommended weight for their body size (height, age, other factors included, etc.) should be taxed highly (weekly) until they are healthy. There would be programs and stuff in place to help.
Of course, muscle is different to fat so it wouldn't be taxed.

Please give me (you). I am starving

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>tfw its so warm that even hugging people and drenching them with affectionate headpats seems gross
uuuuu, how do I be productive in this heat? Back from going to Italian place and all I've done today is thrown myself onto the grass and rolled around for around three minutes.

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>play some games and probably work out in the afternoon
>go to the beach for a walk after sunset
>starting small by my community. Getting involved in as many community service events at school as possible.

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