What's the most Jow Forums way to kill yourself?

>killing yourself

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the most Jow Forums way is to not kill yourself at all
why do you ask, user? do you want to kill yourself?

harakiri

Deadlifts with death grip

die of exhaustion

Worst case he would just scrape his shins

thumbless bench 1rm

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this is probably the best answer

Tie a noose around your neck and attach the rope to a pull up bar, do pull ups to failure.

But they could easily get infected, which left untreated would lead to his untimely demise. Check and mate, mate.

creatine overdose

Rounded back 800lb squats.

rolling

based &redpilled

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Its not Jow Forums to kill yourself

I have a hernia which I'm ignoring. Legitimately pushing deadlifts harder to make it worsen. got me thinking... i wonder if you could deadlift so hard you give yourself a brain haemorrhage... that would be a pretty fit/ way to go.

lift and suffer in silence and isolation until you die of an age related illness

Rolling for this

Trying to benchpress 600 lbs with suicide grip and no spotter

Using a pulldown machine to break your neck Benoit style.

wrap a rope around your neck and tie the ends to a barbell.
Bench press & strangulation

Kek

Break your spine trying to suck your own cock, then choke to death on it as it fills your newly quadriplegic throat.

Chris Benoit hung himself by the lat pulldown.

Wrap your sedan around an oak tree at the bottom of a ditch

Having a bbw queen brap into your mounth untill you asphexiate from the noxious gasses being released from her anus

blame *random people

If I hold my breath and strain on heavy squats, will I pass out? could it kill me? would it be painless? asking for a friend.

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waiting till you die of old age

based pierre user

Nice one.

Crack your skull in a tree branch.

quints and i do

Top zozzle

wrestling a tiger

Volunteering to go into the manlet pit alone to save a trap princess in distress

do it like chris benoit

hang yourself on a lat pulldown machine

thats the boomer way

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getting killed by ex lover of course

Don't do it, user

ischemic bowel is not fun my man

w-what's the boomer mean?

boomer is transcended wagecuck? They're both going to work except boomer has a better outlook / purpose and owns his responsibility with a smile and a sip and the wagecuck is resentful and blames everyone else for his "oppression"

Bleeding to death from anal prolapse caused by squatting over 800lbs without safety bars.

Second this. Also, your core should be so strong that the blade struggles to penetrate

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kek

>>>/reddit/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jón_Páll_Sigmarsson

Drunk driving on the wrong side of the interstate blasting cannibal corpse

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Weighted smith machine hands stands til failure.

what anime is this

I can tell you are not white by the way you type. Please go

Use suicide grip one time

the infamous bench guillotine

It's from some Final Destination movie, can't remember which one.

8pl8 bench m8

Guillotine Squat rack

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY

More like Farmer Walk off a pier.

Roids and saunas

Based
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drinking too many monsters zero ultra

the 3rd one

contracting AIDS

sauna

Old age

0% bodyfat

spend your life on your gaming PC pretending you're a fitness expert on a japanese anime image forum while in reality you're a 300lbs neckbeard with heart issues and die of them

waterboarding neck curls

hey stop monkeying around

ODing on experimental preworkout in a sauna

Am unironically considering enlisting

I know user but it keeps going back in every time I go to the doctors. It hurts occassionally and I just want to get rid which is why I am forcing it. Also will play the surgery card to get time off my wagecuck job.

protein scoops
1 x F

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Shot down by police in a roid rage

>find something to hang from
>wrap piano wire around neck like a noose
>superglue hands to head
>jump
>looks like you ripped your own head off