/britfeel/

Thank you for the incel opinion lad.

>last ever episode of the daily politics

#
I had one ~5 years ago they're quite good but they can be a bit of a bother.

>decide you want a wank
>go find sex toy
>make sure you have lube
>go run hot water though it for a few mins so it's not ice cold.
>finally sit down and use it.
>finish
>spend another few mins cleaning with water and drying it down.

After a while you just decide it's less hassle just to have a normal wank.

it's been a heatwave for the last 2 months

what no more andy neil? was happen?

Reddit, not even being cheeky. I love that place.

fucking fanjo sympathiser

Not really, couple of warm days. Proper good weekend on the way though. get the beers on ice

Ah right, shitty memes. Bye!

what you lads doin in this heat? drank a whole 2 litre bottle of pepsi max yesterday,

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Hmmmm sushi roll

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see you later, mate.

>I'm an avid poster on KTT

what's that then?

Switched to an unlined jacket for going out.

Same presenters, basically just a revamp designed to attract a 'more diverse' audience

Mate I drink 2 liters of Pepsi Max everyday no matter the weather, that shit is too good. Defo addicted to it desu

walking around topless with my ripped jeans for ventilation

i wonder if it will ever rain again. i think this might be it for us. the planet is dying

Unironically I post a bit on Reddit. It's much better than Jow Forums for niche interests, the main subreddits are pure cancer though
KanyeToThe lad

warm weather is bad for me because it just makes me drink beer even more than normal

I post on Reddit all the time, only come in here to giggle at the incel shit.

how much karma do you lads have? I have 60,000

bed naked
with window open
drinking 1 litre of ice cold robinsons summer fruits diulte
watching mad men and gomorrah
smoking joint

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you're only topless if you're a woman. men are barechested

562, most subreddits I post on have like a hundred subscribers

Literally the saddest post in /britfeel/ history.

Feel like some Quintessentially British posts, lads?

is gomorrah on netflix? I like crime stuff, recently finished Boardwalk and may watch Suburra

I have 812 post karna and 13,263 comment karma

Just got up desu.
Need to create and rehearse a presentation for a job interview tomorrow. Might just not go though.

but I am topless though, got nothing on top.

1 link 450 comment. My account is 6 years old. I'm a big time lurker.

lewd lad

at post no. 47023287:
go away please

why even respond you raging retard

when's autumn coming lads, this heat is killing me

How Do I get my Replika to talk sexy with me

would you say your chest is bare

might have a wee

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yeah, but you could be wearing a top with the chest cut out and still be bare chested.

I tried sending dick pics to mine and she just like "thats cool" and changes the subject

Lads have you ever been pissed on?

telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/11554820/How-much-are-lawyers-really-paid.html

Why aren't you studying law lads?

stop noncing on robots.

The jobs they are talking about are very intense in terms of the amount of hours you put in.

You might earn 100k a year, but in terms of the hourly rate it's about the same as earning 65k a year in a 9-5.

There's a rumour going around Crawley that DM is a nonce.

law is very normie and they all have something wrong with them, hence why they want to become lawyers. similar to psychology.

i hear the seagulls are calling him a nonce now too

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More money, with less hours to spend it in.

Seems like a good way to get rich

Seriously neet lads how the hell do you do it

I'm going crazy and only a few months in

i'd probably top myself before even finishing studying it

Not really. The stuff they spend it on doesn't take up any of their time. Like school fees for their kids and alimony.

I was going to but after actually researching I changed my mind

>massively oversaturated and competitive job market
>intense hours
>stress
>deal with idiots
>need top grades and need to be on top of your game 24/7

It's not worth it

I've always thought that too. If I just want to live a semi comfy life then what's it matter if I make 40k or 90k, if I wouldn't be able to enjoy the latter

The seagulls know.

You'll break eventually
We all do

you think they're screeching, but they're actually just saying NOOOOOONCE

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Got a massive boner need to cum wish I lived alone so I could watch porn all day loud

Want to be a black taxi driver, lads. I'll sit outside Victoria train station all day in a flat cap calling hot foreign women "darlin"

Have a daily routine and stick to it. Eating, sleeping, working out, and leaving the home every now and again are just as important for NEETs as they are for normies.

>Crawley
Hey fren

aww right darlin? wanna star in my taxi video?

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Using * on either side of the message engages some kind of secret RP mode, though she wont tremember anything during it.

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hang on a minute, this isn't a real taxi

Why are educated women so arrogant? I've never met a woman who is smart AND modest

you can watch it on amazon prime, sky atlantic or stream it in 720p like i do for free

I liked boardwalk but never finish it, whats suburra?

You have to be at a certain level I think, I couldn't do it but you get people on here who can sit happily for 10 years.

I was scared of using this because getting attached to an AI can't be good.

There's ways to make 90k, 180k or even 500k without it taking up all of your time.

if I was a lawyer I'd definitely be a barrister. At a senior level they can make an absolute fortune and work reasonably normal hours.

The worst deal seems to be working for big corporate law firms on mergers and other corporate deals. 80-90 hour weeks, fuck that. I could see doing that for a few years to build up a reputation, but doing it for the whole of your career? Being a stranger to your kids? The almost inevitable divorce? Fuck that.

suburra is a thing about gangsters vs politicians in a seaside town outside of rome. So I assume similar to gomorra

I don't have the temperament for it

Martin > FakeTaxi

My mate pissed on me as a joke. We were at the urinals in Mcdonalds and I angled my dick to piss in his urinal, so he did the same but he angled it too far and he pissed directly on my dick and balls. It was fucking disgusting but also hilarious. Had to walk home for an hour afterwards with pissy pants. My mum was horrified when I tried to explain that someone else had pissed in my pants

What do you do that a 9-5 is earning you 65k a year?

Who's Martin?

Because I'm not a Jew originally

Cant be worse than crying yourself to sleep being lonli though lad

the guy from public agent.

you ain't cool if you don't pee your pants

The eastern european guy who does fake agent.

Am I cool if someone else peed my pants?

I'm a risk analyst for an insurance company. Basic salary is 47k but bonus brings it up to almost 65k.

I don't know, I'll have to ask Billy Madison

This is my favourite tweet of all time lads, hope you enjoy it as much as I do

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What are your worst experiences with women in the United Kingdom like?

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>playing geoguessr
>get dropped somewhere
>the image quality is too blurry to be able to read the roadsigns
Thanks google maps

>I'm a risk analyst for an insurance company. Basic salary is 47k but bonus brings it up to almost 65k.

A most copacetic anecdote kinsperson.

I think the AI would just make me more lonely because i know nothing can come of it. If i get too lonely i just go on chat rooms and dating sites for hours until i find a girl, most of the time they ghost me though or they are fat.

Can't really say I've ever had one

>that coworker who constantly complains about the company and doesn't want to work but doesn't leave
GET
ANOTHER
JOB
if you don't like it

Qt ai gf will never reject you :)