How does one get a cute musclegirl gf? They don't go to any gym I've ever been to

It's obviously a tattoo over a scar you dingus.

They're all mentally unstable. Stay away from them.

virgin spotted

Simple, you get yourself a DYEL qt Asian GF and then you put her on 20mg of var a day for a few months.

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It seemingly might not make sense, but you don’t want s chick like this. They look good but their pussies are waaaay too tight.

All that ab and lower body work turns a vagina into a murder hole.

You realize those girls are extremely crazy right? They're the type to pin you down after a workout and threaten to tell the cops you raped them if you don't lick the sweat off their abs

>implying this isn’t what I want

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That applies to all women, dumbass.

THERE IS HOPE

Clearly a troll account meant to harvest pathetic manlet dikpiks and selfies.

these are not girls you want to date desu

dated an instagram thot for a year, super hot, super fit, sex was pretty good (though not the best) but she was one of the most superficial fucking women I've ever dated. more concerned with the image of herself and the image of our relationship moreso than actually herself and our relationship. very gossipy, had no real ambition to pursue further education and just was content dog grooming even though she was getting bored of it. no real drive either, just smoked weed all the time when she wasn't working out

as long as everything looked good on the outside to people she was happy, despite us not getting along in private towards the end of our relationship

had to get a restraining order against her after we broke up, she went full psycho on me

love em and leave em, don't date em

how much do teeth like that cost

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Looks like a generic plastic set from a costume shop, so $1?

>she walks into your dojo and challenges you to a fight
Wat do?

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Not him, but nevermind the tattoo, why is there a scar?

I'd wonder why I have a dojo where goblins challenge me to fights

friendly reminder that the average untrained man can kill any female martial arts master

I'm not sure about average but yeah, the gap is significant
>be BJJ white belt
>Roll with female blue belt
>try not to brute force anything because I want to learn
>still able to basically lay down on her, pin her, get her hands were I want them and slowly work her into a lock and submission
The effects of mass and strength are dramatic. Also rolled with a dude who's about 40kg heavier than me. Almost always insta-kills me

>untrained anything
>kill trained anything
Take your meds.

Y-you too

Girls like these mainly go to "big" or commercial gyms. Think LA Fitness and shit like that. Basically, if there's a gigantic commercial fitness complex, it will have these girls from your area working out there. For the most part, they will date men with confidence that approach them since most guys are too autistic to approach girls who look like this. Just be bigger than ottermode because ottermode means she will mog you.

sorry not all of us are cucks worshipping their 6'5 overlords

like it's 3 inches, get over yourself faggot

I bet $10,000 that cyborg would fuck you up big time

I’m not worshipping them, I just realize I can’t compete. It’s not just them taller than me, it’s the fact they look like Greek Gods and I’m fighting for otter mode right now.

honestly if you weren't scraping the bottom of the barrel for confidence maybe you would stand a chance

that's the biggest thing they have over you