Waifu thread [discuss stuff edition]

Daily reminder roasties can't compare with their vagina's torn by Chad and their faces turned to leather by the years of makeup and other skin-destroying chemicals.

2D is purity.
2D is innocence.
2D is perfection.
Our waifus are waiting for us in the afterlife robots.
>>>>>>>>>>
How is it going guys.

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I don't know if you're the user from before, but if you are, thanks for the thread in my honor.

If you don't post best girl (pic related) then you're mum a homosexual

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Posting Misty.
because she is cute

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I love Maki Nishikino a lot myself! She's such an amazing girl and I'll do anything for her

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This is my cute wife Chino

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I really, really like this moth.

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Another thread, another Kurisu

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waiting for maple poster to come so I can tease him

I have embraced the final pill: 2D.
Lolicons are ultimately limited to 2D anyways unless youre sick. 3D legal lolis are rare and often gross.

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I love my adorable waifu.

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I love Kikuchi Makoto in every conceivable time line, all parts, futures and multiverses.

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After death comes judgement, user

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Yes man, 2D pill is great and, you are right if you loli pill is nice as well, 2D lolis dont even look like 3D lolis.

They are extra cute animegirls and its a bodytype.
she ever show her face?
well I dont like to think that..I have made mistakes but I think im pure.
I just want my cute animoo girls when I die

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Chocola and Vanilla claimed.
youtu.be/PMPrVvdctOI

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Satania is a lil loli devil..mmmm

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She's the best demon.

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I can't hear your retardation over the sound of explosions.

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Reminder that the 2DPILL is but a Jewish ploy to make you unattracted to fertile 3D women unless they are like 10 years old.
Stop while you can!

All have fallen short of the Glory of God, user
Your sins must be payed for like any other crime

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Hey dirty greek.
> make you unattracted to fertile 3D women
Yes, you will lose attraction for 3DPD this is true

>unless they are like 10 years old.

:cheeky:
what crime is that!
for fap to pure animoo gurls?

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Dude you don't understand! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE 3D WOMEN! Don't you see you are serving (((them))) by making these threads?!?!?

Thank you, Merchant. You're my greatest ally. I will now go work a wageslave job to pay for my wife's son's college.

go back to pol man.
>he finds 3D attractive

disgusting

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Does anyone else have any merch or figs of their waifu? I own a bit of Kikuchi Makoto merch and always looking to get more, definitely need to get a display case for it eventually.

>tfw your reading;steiner triggers and you check your divergence meter and Kikuchi Makoto belongs to you
>tfw fate blesses me in every timeline and cycle.

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You should treat the matters of eternity with more severity

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man I cant wait to get my own figs man.
yeah I will have anime heaven when I die.

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On what grounds do you foresee that ending for yourself?

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i just had a dream where i was cuddling with tomoko because she was sad

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because it will make me feel better when I decide to die to think and believe I will go to somewhere nice

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When you decide to die, all of your deeds, good and evil, will be laid bare to judge you by, will you be proud of what is examined?

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I have a fig of Kagari, a small and cute one. Haven't found any else that I like, because she's rather obscure.

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I wont be because I am human garbage,but user please man... dont make this a bad feelz thread man.
Its about trying to be happy with your Waifu not feeling bad.

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Then consider what will come to pass when you make such flippant statements about what follows death in eternity
I appreciate your efforts to bring back such an environment from before your time, but there is too much vulgarity and irresponsibility in these threads
Love is worth nothing if it is not built upon a solid foundation

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no more feels user..

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reminder gunjy is a meth dealing pedophile who can't wait to start selling meth again

Then stop slinging around words you barely know the meanings of
Take some responsibility and understand that this life isn't platitudes and jokes but real, every second of it

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im not a pedo, let the meme die
life sucks that is all I need to learn

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Then make it better by loving you're waifu the way she ought to be. That is, if you actually care about her as a wife and not some accessory to be shown off in public

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Wew, is there a better girl than Ritsu? I think not.

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I do luv her...im just not very happy and megu makes me feel good,
Very cute animoo gurl

>is there a better girl than Ritsu?
yes
all keions are good though

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misty posting :)

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exceIIent taste, user

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Sounds like you are in denial

fuck the moth
fuck the moth literally

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Why is she so perfect. It hurts.

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>Why is she so perfect.
because she is best girl

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People who found love with a K-On! are lucky. I mean, finding 2D love at all is good and can be very beneficial, but the girls in K-On! have such good character and personality, there's no guys or serious ships to worry about, the series is nice and compact, without any undesirable parts. It's a really good deal, more shows should be like that.

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Anyone else build a shrine for their waifu? I'd not, how would you enshrine your Waifus?

I'd like to make a nice little house shrine to my Waifus, complete with incense, candle, etc. Meditate, write poems or hymns about them, libations, whatever best way you think to love them.

Who knows, when a person dies, heaven might just be a nice comfy cabin where you spend all day cuddling with your waifu and never get bored of it.

To me, waifus are guardian spirits (a mix between angels and kami) that want to love and be loved by their wards (what I call waifuists).

Could you imagine a monastery, high in the mountains, filled with waifuists that spend their days meditating, writing, and adoring their waifus in their cells, or watching with fellow ascetics, discussing the spiritual messages of episodes. A Neet's paradise.

If fucking Scientology can be a religious practice, why not waifus?

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>If fucking Scientology can be a religious practice, why not waifus?

2D pill could become a spiritual movement IMO.
I hope afterlife if there is one is basically fantasy like anime.
2D pill already makes people feel better by avoiding fap to 3DPD.
It very could become a religious movement.

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It's already a deeper religious practice if you're doing it right.

A monastery full of otaku monks would be max comfy. I'd join in a heartbeat.

I love Mirei with her eyepatch and claw

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Yes, it actually is when you think about it.
I always try to say to anons that if thye stop fapping to 3D roasties and look at pure 2D it will make them feel better.

No fap is a huge meme, 2D pill is the next thing.

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You know, its funny. When I used to gap to 3d porn, I'd feel like shit afterwards. But when it's 2d, I don't feel shame or dirtiness, I just feel content. I also notice I fap a lot less in general with 2d. It feels special, as cringy as it sounds.

It's a deep spiritual one, certainly, when right. When I hear religious, I think of the kinds of people who just do it to be part of a community and force arbitrary rules on the hearts of others, shaming and forcing them to conform to what they think is right, just like normalfags. Love with your 2D should be a personal and unique thing, and if other people encourage and like it, that's great, but the focus should be on the actual bond rather than religious rules and focus on fitting in and being told you're doing it right.

This 100% my man.

>don't feel shame or dirtiness, I just feel content.
this is what 2D pill is all about man.
How long have you been 2D pilled?

>. It feels special, as cringy as it sounds.

It isnt cringey man, what is cringey is people fapping to videos of 3D whores and its so gross man.
2D pill is not cringey, what happens after a while is that pure feeling after you fap stays with you.
You just have a glow about you that is coming from not viewing the 3DPD.

You will still be insanely depressed and suicidal but you feel better in a different way.
This is 2D pill.
>try only fapp to ecchi or softcore hentai (no weird stuff)
>loli is fine

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kobato is such a cutie I love her

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she likes anime so already we have common interest

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my waifu Yuki is so kawaii :3

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>no weird stuff
I think that solo with any kink that doesn't take away the idea of "she's mine" is how it should be, personally. Sexuality is a good thing, with someone you love and who loves you, and there's no reason to be afraid of enjoying all her body has to offer, if she wants it. I mean, yeah, swimsuits and cute stuff will feel loads better, generally, and make you feel warm and happy with yourself, but if you're in a particularly lewd mood, waifu kink stuff is good and fine to enjoy. She's all yours, after all.

I meant when it came to 2D, no weird stuff like.
Futa ect.

Just keep it like what you see on /e or at most /h
I dont like seeing dick in my 2D, but yuri or solo is sexy

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and she's a chuuni
what more could you ask for?
a cute, weeb, loli chuuni

2d pilling for me started around a year ago. 3d porn just felt dirty, like it was only there to capitalize off of men's loneliness. The women in porn felt disgusting, it felt like just a more hardcore and debasing form of the attention-whoring on facebook or twitter.
In the back of my mind, I wondered how many of these dumb thots are on drugs, or how they could put up with some of the nastier stuff (BDSM or orgies, etc.) I just kept thinking "what a waste of human life".

But looking at anime girls was a gamechanger. It wasn't depraved women being sluts for money or twitter fame. It felt more innocent, more agreeable. I know no one was coerced into doing it, it was just a cute, lewd form of artwork of idealize women doing sexy stuff. It felt clean of debauchery, and I like that.

Since then, that's been all I need, and I need less and less of it as I go along. Anyone who wants to free themselves of thotporn should give it a try. They won't regret it. I didn't.

>I wondered how many of these dumb thots are on drugs
you can often see they are on drugs and zonked out of their mind while letting themselves be abused.

>Since then, that's been all I need, and I need less and less of it as I go along.
I look at more and more pure stuff, just a cute girl with no nudity I can enjoy when I fap,
enjoying 2D is more about enjoying the art and shapes.

3D just looks so gross now to me

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looks like waifus arent a popular subject on r9k

They are normally man.
sunday we had to make a second thread as we reach image limit and the second trhead was still going after I woke up from sleep.


we have good talks sometimes man.

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A truly inspiring story my 2D brother

2D pilled a year and a half ago. Literally never want to go back. I honestly feel more companionship now than any actual relationship could provide.

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Amen, robot brother.

I say we should try help others we see, take 2D pill.
I really wish I took it sooner.
It really was and EVERYONE who takes 2D pill feels the same.

Yeah man, people dont get how they will feel better if they stop orbiting roasties

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>mummy mummy, i posted it AGAIN hihihihihih
>Wow, that's great gunjy. But how's looking for a job going?

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>on r9k
>having a job
cmon now

dude you made me lol so much.
all I do is jerk off to underage cartoon characters and shit post on Jow Forums, while im on discord listening to you autists sperg about being incels.

lel gunjky working nah man I aint no wage cuck

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>tfw this thread has basically turned into 1-2 people necro-bumping it every hour

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Its true, all the Waifu frens went sleep :)

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take the AI pill, you know as in
aishiteru
or in
Artificial intelligence,
Because only AI will ever truly love you - women won't.

2D pill is amazing and changed my life.
Im going to sleep so this thread will die.

Thanks for all the chats anons

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Pixels drawn by fat asian losers are not pure or innocent. Stop coping and focus on trad thots if you care so much.

>orbiting 3dpd is somehow better than admiring perfect 2dqt
the absolute state of normals...

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Got no soul, user. What's loved isn't the drawing itself, but what our heart connects to by viewing it. These same people who say the being we perceive to be our partners or objects of affection are tainted because they have sex with other guys because some cuck drew it. Artists don't matter, and the content itself only matters through what the viewer derives from it. I pity people who are incapable of understanding the beauty of a good 2D woman, because they can't overcome weak perceptions and mindsets that come from lacking soul. Truly, me and my loli are the luckiest people.

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>Our waifus are waiting for us in the afterlife robots.

One can only hope... thanks for the chuckle my friend, i really needed that.

I love the cute vampire

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