Can Jow Forums dance? or do you stand in the corner?

Can Jow Forums dance? or do you stand in the corner?

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I stand all alone.

Dancing is pretty natural, just move your feet to the beat. Use your neck and hips, as well

Unless you're an inferior wh*toid with shit rhythm

I think dancing is fucking retarded. When I go to places like this, I just approach chicks who are on the sides and chat. The ones dancing are usually whores.

I love to dance but people always laugh when I do because I'm very low key most of the time.

t. two left feet

On my last birthday my friends had a party for me where we basically just danced the whole time.
Up until then I had always wanted to dance with a bunch of people but never had before.
Danced to salsa music, showed people how to do the twist
>tfw spic so naturally could move hips and dance okay even though first time
>tfw a couple weeks later talking with oneitis and start talking about that night and she says I'm good at dancing

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I don't know how to dance, but that doesn't stop me from doing so

How do you actually dance? How do you come up with dance moves?

The only way I can do it is if I get stupidly drunk, but I don't want to rely on alcohol.

Love to dance, depending on the mood I either just go with the flow and just do what feels natural or I go crazy, jumping to the base shuffling and doing buncha moves I know.

Take mdma

the only time i went to a party i stood in corner, stared at the ground and wished i was at home playing video games.

WTF is Jow Forums wasting it's time for if it can't dance?

Spic parties and clubs are the best since people actually dance and have fun.

Why aren't YOU learning to dance like K-Pop stars?

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Wish I could dance to techno
Actual dancing is more than just moving your feet and nodding your head

I'm physically incapable of dancing. I have never danced in my life. I just can't do it.

90% of the time if the girl likes you she'll want to dance tho

I do the gun reload animation dance

What routine do I do to maximize dance gains?

take mdma 200mg x 1

Yeah. I can play the hardest song on DDR

First of all I've never been much of a dancer. I remember being like 18-19 at some dance bar with my friends and the place was bonkers that night. Not being a dancer myself after several drinks I decided to attempt to dance with some girls on the dance floor, ended up just kind of bobbing my head and bending my knees up and down over and over. ended up looking a retard i guess because a cutie walked straight up to my face and said something like "uuuuh thats NOT dancing". I was so embarassed that I immediately left without saying a word. Haven't gone to any dance-oriented activities since then, it's been years. Since then I've essentially given up completely on associating with normies entirely, no bars/clubs/alcohol/drugs etc.

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Have been doing lindy-charleston for a year now. It's very fucking fun and there's tons of cute girls. Also feel like it's decent cardio.

I can't dance, but that doesn't stop me from making a complete fool of myself on the dance floor. I simply don't give a fuck and try to have fun. You don't like it? Sounds like the problem lies with you - not me.

>hey white man
>excel at monkey shit or you're WORTHLESS

This one's pretty good too
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Dancing is my favorite past time, it's great.

Based user, if I had that "Virgin vs Chad on the dancefloor" image I'd post it just for you.

so you cant dance is what youre saying