/fat/ - Eat your veggies edition

Who is /fat/ for?

For /fat/ people who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication
>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss but use that thread for general questions

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com

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I can feel the bar calling to me

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this doesn't seem right. I'm still a fat fuck

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the navy measurement is broken
good enough for the navy though

Are there any strict keto meal plans available or can someone help me come up with one?
I'm talking breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks for days/weeks.

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count calories instead of that expensive fad diet
t. did it for a year

How do you know if you're doing too low of a calory deficit and how quickly will you know?
rn i'm eating 900 daily and weigh 70kg at 5'6.

why do people get so mad when you tell them you just want to lose weight/fat?

>expensive
lol what

>keto
>expensive
yeah if you follow intricate recipes made up by spoiled fucks that adds gold dust and diamonds to each meal, instead of making your own decisions

>steak 4 times a week
>chicken 4 times a week
>pork twice a week
>seafood twice a week
>cheese with every meal
Vegetables are not the expensive part retards. Unless you want to eat chicken for every single meal (even walmart chicken is going to run you $5/day) keto is not cheap.

Because they feel threatened that you are calling to attention their flaws and it makes them self conscious because they know they should be doing the same.

>tfw lost 40lbs in 3 months

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Eat lots of eggs, cheap ground beef/chicken/turkey
You actually don't have to vary your food at every meal, if you feel like you have to do it it means you're bored and food is probably the only thing you find exciting

>want to eat chicken for every single meal
id b ok with this

>just eat the same thing 3/7/365
never mind that it is completely unsustainable and does not condition good habits

ketofags always yo-yo for a reason. It's like the effective version of the hot sauce and vinegar cleanse

Fucking losing weight is a fucking meme. I lost a lot of weight arround waist and belly and now MY FUCKING BITCHTITS ARE NOTICABLE MUCH MORE !!!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH !!!!! I do OMAD meme shit and cardio plus dumbbell and bodyweight every fucking day i hate my genes.

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Also i can only save like 100Euro a month so i can afford cosmetic surgery in like 100 YEARS !!!

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I knew it, you can't argue tripdubs.

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My tit fat was the last thing to go away. My fucking ab vein even showed up before my tit fat went away, which was around 12% bf. Keep at it. If your tits aren’t hard and tender like female tits it’s fat and it’ll go away eventually

Sorry for triggering so many people by saying keto lol.
It's just I really struggle with self control so I'm hoping to put together a strict diet meal plan to help me lose weight.

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I felt them there is a massive lump of hard mass behind my nipples it must be the biggest gyno ever. I had this shit since i was 6years old.

Dubs again, i should just kill myself.

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just grab a knife or pair of large scissors and cut them off outside of a hospital, run in screaming and they'll patch you up.
Then you'll have a nice titty free chest, a couple of mad scars and one hell of a story to pick up chicks

Good for you, man. Ive lost 8lbs in 5 days. I hope this keeps up. But it migh just be water weight.

tfw gained 11lbs of fat in the last 3 months

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yeah water weight is the first to go

damn user it took me 8 years to gain 80lbs and ive already lost half of that

Before

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current?

After. I see no fucking difference besides my tits sticking out even more.

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7 weeks.

can see you're losing fat but yeah makes them look bigger
keep losing and should eventually lose them titties

At least the ring of fat below my neck seems to start declining. I just have bad genetics man i should just end it right now.

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mirin' those digits

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You're just still fat user, you still got a belly thong going on, keep going and you'll lose them at some point

Is this the right one, or have I stumbled into some sponsored version?

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>phoneposting

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It's a phone app you retard

>breakfast
>snacks
Stop that shit.

>snacks

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I know, I know. But fatties gonna fat.
And I'd rather snack on something good rather than trash.

Interested to see what everyone's stance on the soda jew is

>dont drink it
>drink diet only
>drink regular occasionally but mostly diet
>drink regular often

I was surprised that my cravings for regular and even diet eventually went away, took about 3 months for me, but I've been drinking that shit like a madman since I was in my teens

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Drink it as often as alcohol

You're addicted to food. Stop eating.

>tfw back to it after having a rough patch
>just dumped the waterweight and am several lbs lighter

Lets go bros

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I used to drink diet coke like water, then I stopped and just drank the sugar free dilute stuff and thats all I drink now apart from the occasional monster ultra

Still can't stand the taste of just plain water

>breakfast is an addiction
fuck off cunt, you gotta get your metabolism going, and feed your brain.
didn't realise this was the anorexia general.

>stuck on a plateau 12 days
>weight won't fucking drop for some reason
>yesterday decide fuck it, i'm gonna have fun with my friends
>binge drink all day and eat a pizza and some cinnamon buns
>dropped 2,8kg

it's like a jolt to the system. why does this work?

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No shit Sherlock.
>Stop eating
if only it were that easy.
I fucking hate myself so much that I feel sick after every time I eat
I can't stop myself.
I keep begging my mother not to buy shit food but she doesn't.
I need serious help.

>anorexia
man I remember when I was anorexic
would love to go back to those days

>you gotta get your metabolism going, and feed your brain.
>didn't realise this was the anorexia general.
you sound like my fat aunt

my scale has been going nuts ever since this heat wave started, i can't stay hydrated enough to keep it steady

hopefully it fucking cools down but the scale doesnt make sense sometimes

is your fat aunt an expert on nutrition and the body? sounds like it to me.

>if only it were that easy.
It is. Inaction isn't hard or complicated.

Getting back on after slowing down too. See you at the bottom.

Breakfast is for plebs
>wake up, have a coffee and go to work
>always busy at work so just power through it and it's lunch time before I know it
>go home and eat lunch

I'm already on a 1000kcal deficit and skipping breakfast makes it even bigger. I'm losing weight in spades

I don't think you understand what you're on about

I'm sorry, I'm in a management position so I actually need to have my wits about me.
Just a small bowl of quick oats with some nuts is enough.
Fucking retards.

Well I feel pretty worthless. Just woke up still drunk from last night and jumped on the scale. I'm right back where I started. 3 years ago I started losing weight and got 100lb off. 1 year ago I started putting it back on. Now I'm back at square one. Looking at pictures from when I had the 100lb off is so fucking painful. Gonna get back on the weight-loss train. Sorry for the blog.

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>works in a management position
>can't even manage his weight

Sad!

I used to be over 380lbs. I made the same excuses.

Do you even want to lose weight?

I am, I'm staying in my deficit just fine even when I eat breakfast.
I'm sorry you're retarded.

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how much now?

what made you put on the weight again?
how did your eating habits change?
we're here for you, user. please don't give up.

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for

Put some cucumber or lemon in your water bottle retard.

>what made you put on the weight again?
Depression and my gf
>how did your eating habits change?
eating from sadness/boredom from depression
and the girl I'm with pretty much only eats shit food (lollies, chocolate, fast food, etc)
every time I tell her I'm not happy with my body and that I'm fat she argues that I'm not and calls it 'squidge'

I turned 21 while working as a coal miner. Got introduced to chewing tobacco and boozing by the boys every day. Pretty much became a nicotine and alcohol addict, and when you are so used to giving into urges for stuff like that I think it makes it easier to eat too.

>and the girl I'm with pretty much only eats shit food (lollies, chocolate, fast food, etc)
>every time I tell her I'm not happy with my body and that I'm fat she argues that I'm not and calls it 'squidge'
you know what you have to do
[spoiler] dump her [/spoiler]

>boozing every day
oh man, used to be me

but don't want to be alone
also legit think she'd kill herself
>tfw we both suffer severe depression and use each other as a crutch

>what made you put on the weight again?
Being a weak willed bastard

>how did your eating habits change?
Thinking that I could afford to eat a slice of pizza since I was now so skinny. All downhill from there. It's amazing how the mind can rationalize bad habits. Before you know it you're the same fat piece of shit you were two years ago, scarfing down bag after bag of cinnamon rolls.
I have decided to end this shit once and for all, I'm fucking 24, I don't want to spend the short remainder of my youth cooped up in a room filled with candywrappers while other people my age find love, happiness and honest work.

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Still fat at 290 but it's easy now that I figured out that it goes down by itself if I don't do anything.

It'll fuck you up. And I don't mean that I didn't drink before turning 21, I mean it's way harder to not drink when you can just grab a case of beer from the same gas station you're buying your dip at every morning.
>tfw too stupid to figure out that it's cheaper to buy dip by the log rather than 2 cans every morning
Fuck I wasted a lot of money and health

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I'm not really fat but I need to curb my junk food intake and I just want a cupcake and a single one isn't a problem but they only sell them in those 6 packs here

bruh i had a girl like that but instead of food it was drugs. after we broke up i felt 1000% better and my friends told me i was my old self again

you're living in a bubble

Just realized that sounded sort of suicidal. I obviously meant a permanent end to bad habits, not my life.

make one

The only acceptable snacks are coffee, tea and snake juice.

Pls comment on my progress. Should i give up?

>coffee, tea and snake juice.
whut

If you're anything like me, you won't be able to ear 3-4 meals of keto per day. I drink keto coffee with two scoops of protein powder, spoon of butter, spoon of coconut oil, some peanut butter and that shit lasts me for hours. Once I want to eat something, I just put a chicken leg or two into the oven, with zucchini in parmesan cheese or asparagus or broccoli next to it and bake for 40 min at ~170C. After you eat that, you're still low on calories, but it's next to impossible for me to eat more, and if I do have cravings, I either eat a few eggs with bacon or a chicken breast with a tomato on the side or something. It's incredible how, once in keto, you lose all cravings for sugar, I still can't believe how this happened and how much this shit was taking over my life.

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I somehow thougt I was in /fast/. But still, caffeine suppresses hunger, so just drink a coffee or a tea when you are hungry. Makes it easy to skip breakfast and get to noon with a cup or two.

Yesterday I had a 1 litre bottle of pepsi, chocolate, sweets,ntub of ice cream, and big bag of crisps. It was my first binge in 4 or 5 days

Binging is all that stops me feeling sad about being an ugly loser while the normies enjoy life

I think something is actually wrong with how my brain perceives the self. I'm 6ft 225lbs which is obese yet when I look in the mirror I don't feel like I'm that fat. I see pictures on here of guys that weigh 20 or more pounds less than me at the same height and I would consider them fat. I feel like I am a fat fuck and my brain is tricking itself into thinking it looks fine. Sort of like the opposite of what obsessive bodybuilders have.

I just need to find a good set of meals I can stick to eating for a good while till I actually lose some weight.
was hoping to find somethings I can rotate till about december/january

You sad pathetic fuck. Just count cals and integrate 300-500 cals of sweets/fruit/whatever shit you think you need into your diet. It's not that hard, especially not if you manage do get some extra cals from any cardio exercise (like walking for an hour).

tfw lost 100lbs in 3 months

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I literally just wrote you a set of meals you can eat. What more do you want? If you want some crazy complex stuff, which I only have time to do maybe once a week, go to Reddit's r/ketorecipes/ - pretty much the only good place for that, sadly.

>It was my first binge in 4 or 5 days
4 or 5 DAYS
DAYS

If true, either you were morbidly obese and did a bypass, or you are starving yourself in an non health way

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>in 4 or 5 days
Jesus, what in the flying fuck. Are you shitting us here? Get the fuck out, you clearly don't want to lose weight, you must have mental problems if this was an accomplishment to you.

i am so glad to not be you anymore

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/fat/ hold me
>have super body dysmorphia
>hate going out all my teens
>miss chances to bond with my cousin or family
>missed chances with girls because I literally hate myself.
>be 22
>hit a wall at 230 lbs and 44" waist.
>this is also a mental block that's either coming undone or getting worse
>I'm realizing that I'll never have all those years back to be a kid as I selfishly loathed myself and played vidja alone. My cousin settled with a punk ass girl because I wasn't there for him and my family is falling apart cuz I want there.
>I cant get my dick wet because of the self loathing.
>literally had chances to at 14 but my fat boy mentality wouldn't let me.
>I'm a fucking adult at 2 goddamn 2 who still has that mental block and has hit a weight loss wall after 80 lbs. Being still stuck at 230 lbs for 4 goddamn years.

What do I got to do. I don't k oz and I. Depressed I could even see it in my face. I had my picture taken and literally all I could see was sadness in my eyes

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>t. quadruple amputee

did you get divorced?

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>I keep begging my mother not to buy shit food but she doesn't.
That's your problem. Move your ass, show her you're trying to be an actual human adult and ask her if it's possible for her to help with your diet and do separate grocery shopping. She clearly sees you as a child who can't do shit himself, so she buys you what she sees you're eating, now what you think you'd like. Once you man up and show her you're trying to be an adult, she'll find some respect for you and shut her mouth about your choices. And if you remain a bitch who still gobbles on tendies mom buys him? That's your choice, first step into a lifelong basement dwelling.