YO I'M A WILD FREESTYLER

YO I'M A WILD FREESTYLER
KILLA RHYMES ON THE MIC
PEOPLE CALL ME A DUMMY
CAUSE MY FREN RIDES A TRIKE
BUT MY NAME AIN'T DUMMY
MY NAME IS APU
IHAVIN A DAMN GOOD DAY
HOPE MY FRENS ARE TOO

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/jNmwX5ECyAE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

vibin 2 this lyke

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i fucks with this

I dispose of foes its a habit!
your flows are tragic,
leave you froze like a pose in photos,
I suppose im an addict *EVERYTHING* I gotta have it
yah rap blows like Megumin explosion magic.

~megumins biggest fan~

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KING NEET IS MY NAME
RELAXIN IS MY GAME
WAGIES CALL ME A LEECH
BUT I THINK THEY'RE INSANE!
WON'T CATCH ME OUTSIDE
UNLESS I'M BUYIN SOME SIPS
I USE WAGE SLAVE TAXES
TO PAY FOR PIZZA (PLUS TIP!)

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Yeeze Rhyms are Whack
Broke ass niggas be talking Smack,
Cos they need a crack,
Whip my hair, avoide dispare, always repair.
Niggas who need, only form greed
I see the world, the world seeth I

Hello my name is Jack and i have been very sexually confused lately because daddy touches me inappropriately, because of that i use the cleaning cloth to pleasure my bbc

Niggas iffy uh blicky got the stiffy uh
Yah

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hi jack u nice

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niggas in paris
niggas in spain
niggas in belarus
niggas in london
niggas in beijing
niggas in stockholm

Party rock is in the houusee tonight
Everybody just have a good time

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COLLECT NEETBUX WITH QUICKNESS
ALL THANKS TO MY 'TISM
WAGIE GET TO WORK
YOUR TAX MONEYS: BETTER GIVE EM
ITS GETTIN HOT OUTSIDE
BETTER GET YOUR COFFEE ON ICE
MUSH WAGIE GET TO WORK
DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT TWICE

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DAMN YOU STUPID NEET
YOU THINK THIS LIFE COMES FOR FREE
I WORK FOR MY PLAYSTATION GAMES
PARENTAL PARASITE, YOU'RE LAME
MY LIFE IS WORTH MORE
CAUSE I GET PAID TO DO CHORES
NEETBUX IS AN 8TH OF MY WEEKS CUT
YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR!

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Im the loli with the heat,
you should probably admit defeat
im godly and adamant your weak,
====mic check mic checky=
I want to hold gunjys arm
and wipe his tears
make my honey calm,
and tell him things are better than they might appear
~~from Megumin to my husbando~~

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Entire thread to the tune of
youtu.be/jNmwX5ECyAE

sucky sucky for 10 bucky
my nigga skitchy aint gonna fuck with your bitchy
sucky sucky for 20 bucky
i dont have money and my neck is too itchy
sucky sucky for 10 bucky
retarded 4chans make rhymes and flow with the times
sucky sucky for 10 bucky
jews did 9/11
eating some popcorn at 7/11
this nigga on my side thinking she's smarter than kevin tyler
they didnt know i fucked her mother

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They call me a Loli, but i'm not ice.. I'm sweet
If we're to meet explosion.. you're defeat..
I'm half God, you're half that, weak..

his people didn't know i didnt give a fuck
either two of them should go drink some pop
i really want to fuck your mother in the bath
let's go to the pub and drink some cab

his intelligence are far beyond normal
itcha boy user gonna smack that formal
that and those are two different things
let's grab some fucking food and eat like a king
either anyone of you get some pussy
rant all you want but you never taste any pussy

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check the first letter of the each sentence

AW SHIIIIET DAMN NIGGA WUT
NOW THATS NEXT LEVEL

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Itcha boi eatin pasta
Rolling a civic
You gotta read this song
Backwards
Theres a meme in it
I'm livin every minute

I'm FEELING IT
AYY HERE WE GO

WE OUT HERE IN PEYONG YANG
SMOKING WEED WITH THE GANG
BLASTING OUT SOME WUTANG
A MINUTE PASS WE HEAR BANG
IT WAS ADMIRAL WONG CHANG
WE BROKE LAW RIP THE GANG

rip gang weed

my uncle tucks me in inside my tungsten bunk-bed
my uncle tucks me in inside my tungsten bunk-bed
my uncle tucks me in inside my tungsten bunk-bed
my uncle tucks me in inside my tungsten bunk-bed
my uncle tucks me in inside my tungsten bunk-bed
my uncle tucks me in inside my tungsten bunk-bed

I TAKE A SHIT AND I STEAL YO BITCH
WHILE SHE SUCKS MY DICK I RUB DAT CLIT
SHE SAYS PUT IT IN MY HOLE N I SAY WHICH
PUTTIN THE RUBBER INTO HER DITCH
SHES GOING TOO FAST, NO WAY I CAN LAST
MY GOO I NOW BLAST
MY DICK IT RELAX, HER FACE LOOKIN MAD
I TELL HER GET OUT, MY PENIS IT SHOUTS
DING DONG STILL OUT GOTTA KICK HER OUT
OPEN THE DOOR BUT ITS MY PARENTS HOUSE
DANGALANG OUT MOMS OPEN MOUTH SHE PASSES OUT
WHAT HAVE I DONE? I JUST GOT LAID, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RENT ISNT PAID

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TR3Y WAY
THESE NIGGAS SAID THEY HEARD OF ME I AINT HEARD OF YOU

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It is bad to fuck a duck
At least my neighbors think so
Was good till my dick got stuck
Now a fowls hangin off my bean pole

APU HERE CHILLING IN SPACE
LOOKING OVER THE HUMAN RACE
PEOPLE CALL ME A RETARD
BUT THAT JUST ISN'T TRUE
I'M UP IN MY POD ALL DAY
SAVING THE EARTH FOLK LIKE YOU!
NASA PUT ME UP HERE
SAY "GET IN THE POD TO OUTER SPACE WE SEND"
I'LL KEEP LOOKOUT FOR ALIEN KILLERS,
TILL I COME HOME TO MY FRENS!

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F R E N G A N G
R
E
N
G
A
N
G

shoutouts to my bois stuck in the r9k pit,
from the neets to incels to the trannies postin gay shit.
Young niggas slicing their dicks like some african savage,
I'm good with my shit though it's just above average.
when I'm needin somethin hard to relieve the stress
laughing at bigger autists is always the best.
On this wild wild ride, the finish line is never,
If you ever try to leave, don't forget you're here forever.

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now that's something

Nice man someone should record an Jow Forums rap theme song with this

I'M HOME ALL DAY
CAN'T GET A JOB ANYWAY
PUT AWAY DISHES
AND ACT ALL SWEET
MOMMY OPENS HER SHIRT
FOR APUS MILKY TREAT!

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Kill yourself
originaru

Fuck all these normies - this is me going fatal on the warpath/

A mix of pain and bullet rains on the forecast/

Disgusting roasties, negros, normies and trap hoes/

Watch me kill them, breaking their bones -bare fist- some mad blows/

Shootin up the public,
Young chick can look
dumb club kid
We goin guns blazin click click/

We not gonna die
Leaving this day legendary
A revolution - almost evolutionary
Dead normies left-right
Long since necessary/

How about you take the 2D pill.
why are you so mean to me.

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Gunjy this is some retarded ass freestyle i hate you so much but the boypussy game ridiculous

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what you mean man, I did a rhyme for my Megu...
best rhyme here

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Fuck you and fuck your waifu

tooo far man, im trash insult me but leave her out of your petty hate you asshole.

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No, i will first fuck your waifu and make you watch, then i'll fuck you if i feel like it. Though i don't think you'd mind.

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You guys really suck at freestyling

you retard scroll up that wasnt a rap I posted there my god

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OH THATS HOW IT IS
I'M THE RETARD???
HOW BOUT THIS BITCH
FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY THREAD

UN-ABLE TO RAP RETARD CUNT

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MY NAME IS WOJACK AND I KEEP THAT STRAP, YOU NEET MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T OWN A GAT, LOL NEETBUX ONLY 2 GRAND A MONTH? WHILE I EAT HUNNY MUSSY AT EVERY SINGLE LUNCH

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says he as he shoots up his school

Silly wagie's obsession with material possessions
I don't need a gat, you'll die of a heart attack
Overworked and spread thin, no free time in sight
But after giving me head I admit your "wife" is a dime!

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NEETS GET MAD WHILE I FUCK STACYS LIKE CHAD, THE ONLY GIRL YOU'LL DISSAPOINT IS YOUR FUCKIN DAD! MATERIAL POSSESSION YEAH OK RIGHT BECAUSE WITHOUT A COMPUTER, NEETS WASTE AWAY IN A NIGHT

heard mommy call child service
said i make her nervous
what she don't know won't have mattered:
the normies are getting splattered

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I get the neetbux while the wagie cucks
Will always stay comfy after the 1st of the month
Don't need nothin too fancy, any CPU will do
Honesty unlike the lies about the stacies you screw

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Fuck off. Being a neet is miserable and and depressing

t. Neet

You're not very good at rapping either are ya

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