Why is it literally fucking impossible for me to make an account on social media without my phone number...

why is it literally fucking impossible for me to make an account on social media without my phone number? and it isn't just social media it's fucking steam and every other service that i need to use

FUCK OFF I DONT HAVE A PHONE NUMBER JUST PLEASE FUCK OFF I LITERALLY CANT EVEN MAKE A FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT OR ANYTHING WITHOUT HAVING A FUCKING PHONE JUST FUCKI OFF I HATE IT ITS STUPID I DONT WANT IT

god i unironically hate fucking normalfags and their fucking phones so much im so fucking angry

AND OF COURSE I GET THE CAPTCHA THAT FADES; AND IT DOESNT JUST FADE; IT TAKES LITERALLY 5 SECONDS FOR THE NEW PIC TO APPEAR FUCK OFF THE INTERENT HAS BECOME SO SHITTY

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What kind of person doesn't have a phone? Not even a landline?

Why would I? All worthwhile communication is done over the internet. Why would I have a phone? I have no-one to call and no-one to call me

yes it is very annoying. Like these fucking corporation niggers really need our phone numbers

lol just get a phone faggot! Everyone else had one, you should too. Or are you afraid to realize the sad fact that it will never ring, not even once?

Well clearly having a phone is pretty handy.

You should probably get one.

what for? i cant think of any way it would help me other than in said situation. they cost a lot of money and i live fine wihtout one, just get annoyed sometimes like now

It's the jews
good goy
its the jews
ya everyone has a phoen now days wut r u poor lel lel good goy

You're wrong. How does it make you feel?

So you can be normal, like everyone else lol silly question

It's simply the fact that society is largely composed of these freaks of nature who place no value on their privacy and have ruined life for the rest of us.
Maybe try buying a fake id through the darknet and getting a tracphone with it.

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Wtf? They don't have to be expensive. I just found a phone on Carphone Warehouse for 79p. You never even have to use it, but you'd have the number to register on "fucking steam and every other service that [you] need to use."

nope, a lot of services require you to use an app etc. it cant just be a cheap nokia brick, it has to be one that you can get apps and whatever on, and they cost too much money - especially if you want one that doesnt die after a year

i don't have a phone either but i'm not that much of a brainlet that i can't figure out how to do things without a phone.

Lulz. Yes. The Jews rule the worldor control normalfags or whatever the hell it is you freaks believe. I don't even have a computer. Just a phone. A Chinese phone. Which is fine by me cuz i love the Chinese.

are you excited about school starting back up soon champ? i know i am.

Yeah man. I love school.and thank you. I know I'm a champion. Champion of the sun.

lulz haha!!

It may interest you to know that I am a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

LMAO I GOT THAT JOKE LULZ :lol:

its the jevvs

REKT THAT FILTER LULZ

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They need it to link your identity to the posts you make on the Internet so in the coming purge of free men you will be enslaved

Never thought about it that way. I better throw my phone away.

Okay okay, you can relax.

its interesting that you bring this up

i received 2 text messages from facebook with some sort of code and I obviously dont used facebook

Okay okay, you can leave.

Dumb boomer lashing out at the world for his own old fashioned ways.
>buy a cheapo android off contract
>buy a prepaid sim
>???
>profit

>you better
that's right son. throw it.

away.

>buy stuff
>to sign up on facebook
BRILLIANT PLAN. Why not donate $400 to the Schriners or St Judes too, idiot?

You have no value to their advertising vermin unless you're a certified identifiable real person. Short of an SSN, which they would probably ask for if they could get away with it, a phone number is the most reliable UUID for a person.

>just for facebook
lmao i signed up for that shit without giving my phone number, about half a year ago
maybe stop being a dumb shitheel and you can sign up without a phone number too?

why in the literal fuck are people, in this, the year two thousand and eighteen, anno domini, signing up to facebook

You can use an SMS service such as getsmscode.com or smspva.com.

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