Is it okay if I sit on your table, user?

Is it okay if I sit on your table, user?

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no i want to sleep on that

No problem, but the chairs and the couch are right here if you want a more comfy seat

can we please have sex now

Why don't you sit on my face instead?

>that's not exactly my table, it's school's property, so school's table but sure, you can sit on it i guess

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Only if you use me as your footrest while you are up there.

No I am trying to eat food.

NO! stupid cunt I need that table

>y-yes
>now avoid looking at her

this board's making me leak like a faucet

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yes, no problem.
get up, walk away from her and find another table

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>Yeah, sure
I then proceed to go somewhere else, like outside, for some time till she gets down. I did this a few times to avoid conversations.

That's a desk not a table you retarded roastie
But yes go ahead, feel free to kick off you shoes and rest your feet on my lap

I had a girl do this to me and put her legs to the sides of me during class before. I sperged out and told her to get off my desk. She looked heartbroken and went back to her desk, and the guy next to me gave me a high-five.
What a fucking weird incident, considering I'm a loner.

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NO GET THE FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO WORK HERE

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Who ever that was that gave you that high five must have been the one true robot

Bitch I need this space. Sit on your own damn table.

No, now I will need to disinfect it so I can sleep with my face on it.

some 10/10 thot put her legs against my chair once

don't know what kind of reaction she wanted out of me

Sit on your own damn desk you filthy whore

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I want to bury my face into her thighs

Do people actually sit like that? If someone did that in front of me it'd literally be impossible not to push them and arch their back on a table, then lick their belly until they can't take anymore.

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She could wrap her thighs around your neck and choke you out.

NO GTFO THOT, TEACHER !!!!! SHE IS SITTING ON MY TABLE !!!

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>uh yeah sure but please clean it off when you are done so I can sleep on it
Memes aside, what is the correct response to this situation? What would Chad do?

tthhiissss

>She could wrap her thighs around your neck and choke you out.
nice

A chad would let her sit on it and talk to her until a situation presented itself where he could say something witty and ask for her number or something like that. Probably.

>actually highfiving someone
Sounds like a normie. The other guy sitting in the corner up the back watching that highfive and silently approving is the one true robot.

>empty classroom
rape her