Anyone else actually kind of excited about becoming a boomer?
>tfw 27 years old, masters degree, stable career and income, cozy apartment, finances in order for the foreseeable future, lifts are at an all-time high, comfortable in own body and skin
>tfw rapidly approaching the boom and couldn't be happier
It's actually my long term goal. I fucked off and partied/ did a bunch of drugs in my early twenties, and now that I kind of want to settle down, I'm in no position financially to do so. I'm 27, going back to college in the fall, and working as a cook at the same time.
For sure. 26, just out of school, got a job lined up...just need to get a better apartment and solve
>tfw no gf
question. Going to be exciting getting out in the worklife after studying for so long desu.
> apartment
> boomer
pick one
>actually kind of
You still have a very long road ahead.
We all have to start somewhere, friend. The road to Boomerhood is long and winding. It's not like I will live here forever.
I boomed immediately after my teens
>tfw 22
>tfw own a house and an apartment
>tfw have a comfy finance job
But still
>tfw no gf
Feelsbad
Someone should make an alarm clock on this pic that’s says “Saturday 8:30 AM” as part of a boomer is getting up early.
What does Jow Forums consider finances together? I’m in your boat OP comfy apartment, zero debt, 3k in crypto and about 20k in savings, nice office job and bachelors degree. Jow Forums will tell me I’m a broke loser but they all LARP as millionaire NEETs. Gonna start saving for a house or rental property this year.
I'm king of the Boom but it went bad
Graduated high school
Graduated college
Married high school sweetheart after college
Bought first house
Bought cars
Had kid
Bought better cars
Bought bigger house
Had another kid
Rented first house for income
10 years into marriage my drinking has reached maximum, I'm fat, sick, crazy.
She files for divorce, split assets, kids, etc.
I'm living in my old bedroom at mom and dad's, at 36, until my houses sell and I can buy my own place again. Got into AA and am now a year sober. 50/50 custody of the kids.
I just want to go back home and watch Netflix but instead I'm stuck trying to get into fuckable shape at planet fitness. At least I'm going to the beach in a month.
>kingoftheboom.pdf
>8:30 am
>early
you haven't boomed unless you are waking up at 6:00 am on Saturday to treat the lawn.
I haven’t reached that level of boomerhood, I don’t even have to get up for work that early man.
King of the JUST
I'm bald too
The boomer thing started as a meme but honestly who wouldnt want that life on Jow Forums
stay safe kingo, us boomers should stick together
Now I'm driving to a friend's house to help her move cuz she's going through a divorce.
> 830
> early
you absolute NEET! go clean your room
tfw my dad always wakes up before 7am no matter what day of the year, meanwhile my sleep shedule is constantly messed up and it's hurting much more than just my lifts
That's part of it. You must be young.
Your dad is awesome.
I'll never live up to what my father did for me.
>thanks for making my eyes water, you [redacted].
>My stocks are all going down
>Didn't hodl in crypto and it's gonna take a massive resurge back to january levels for me to turn a profit on what i have left
>Rent an apartment with noisy neightbours with kids
>Every day at work is frustrating
How do I make it?
By taking a few Econ and finance classes instead of speculating like a fucking moron
fix ur sleep schedule dumbass. 10-6.
I woke up in the middle of last night. I was smiling and felt a crazy urge to call my girlfriend and tell her I love her. Took a little a while to get out the haze and remember I dont have one. That was rough feels bros. Never had that happen in the middle of the night before.
I had a Star Trek Inner Light dream once and woke very sad. Almost broken down in tears.
StarTrek fags in a nutshell.
>the female wall
>the male boom
>t. Trust fund babby