Jesus fucking christ how do I make her fuck off idc if she's fucked in the head or it's a normal thing mothefs do. it's so fucking annoying and disgusting and I told her this a milion times, almost fucking yelled at her for doing it and she just keeps doing it.
I have great ass genetics and I squat/deadlift a lot and I feel like just not exercising my lower body so my ass shrinks.
lifting fucking ruins the relationship between me and my mom.
>inb4 fuck her she's fat and old + the idea itself absolutely disgusts me
she's not even 60 yet She didn't do it until I got a decent ass so I dunno and idc I just want her to stop
Jayden Nguyen
Hit her
Evan Walker
my mom does that too sometimes, its just mom stuff user
Landon Sanders
This is normal, my ass gets slapped too sometimes
Colton Clark
she needs some deep dicking
Ayden Howard
Yes. Shes proud that what she has created is making an effort in achieving his genetic potential, or not. Be nice to your mom faggot, you only get one.
My mom used to slap my ass when I was really fat with a hank hill ass but ever since I got juicy, she keeps her hands off me.
Luke Nguyen
ITT: female sex offender rationalization.
Joshua Watson
Your mom wants to fuck you lol. If she finds you attractive, she finds you attractive. I'd just tell her that you are seriously not comfortable with it, and to please stop. Talk to her like an adult, not like her kid... Or just straight up ask why she does it, and make her tell you.
She's older dude, she's probably horny as fuck and your dad is probably starting to get ED so she's starving for cock... You should take a shower with the door cracked and really pay attention to the door, if she keeps walking past, she digs that son-dick.
Cameron Morris
Houses must be cheap in your area
Mason Watson
my mother is the same, but she's also an insane incestuous fuck who has been doing this for a while, so. now that you're an adult and strong, next time she moves in to do it, grab her wrist and look her in the eyes with zero expression on her face. she'll probably stammer a lot and then it'll finally be over. cheers.
>this level of autism over your own mother There's no helping you. You're nonneurotypical for certain.
Jayden Murphy
I love how Jow Forums schills for muh "family values" and "having a big family" but as soon as you tend to those same values by staying in the family household over 18 you're suddenly a faggot. kek
I yelled at my mom, moments before she died. Would give anything to have her slap my ass
Ryan Gomez
Your mom slapping your butt is fine, it just means you're still unmarried
Charles Collins
>living like a parasite sponging off your parents for as long as possible, effectively extending your childhood and refusing to grow up, being repulsive to women because lmao you live with your parents >growing up, becoming independent, getting a career, making your own life, building a family of your own, and helping to take care of your parents because you have the means to do so. If you are retarded enough to conflate these two things and think that they are outcomes of the same system of values... then please, keep living with your parents, I don't want you shitting in the gene pool.
Adrian Rivera
>tfw dad yells at me for walking around with just briefs on because “it makes him nervous”
yeah my mum does the same. just take it from her perspective though. youre her baby. shell never stop seeing you as that even if you are the definition of aesthetic
Tell your dad to start lifting. She misses a strong cock ramming her vagina with the power of well developed glute muscles expressed in a juicy slappable bubble butt. So yes essentially your dad to squat and lift.
Gabriel Ross
Idk what everyone else is talking about but if my mom slapped my ass I’d probably freak the fuck out. Tbh what it comes down to is that you aren’t comfortable with it. For that reason, she should stop.
Daniel Gutierrez
My mom never slapped my ass, but one of my aunts did. I was super creeped out because she said I had a nice ass unlike my dad.
Ugh that doesn't mean that she wants to fuck you. We can appreciate men's bodies without wanting to suck their dicks you know?
Hunter Clark
Wear tighter on purpose
Alexander Lee
Just embrace it.
Liam Murphy
Okay yeah sure. But imagine if genders were reversed, what now? Would be some rapey shit coming from an uncle.
Jose Thomas
Women almost never rape and are weaker and less sex driven than men, stop talking like a pussy
Nathaniel Hernandez
Fuck off with that SJW type of arguement.
Dominic Wood
Am I not allowed to be weirded out because it was a family member? I'd honestly be okay with this if it came from a random girl.
Gavin Anderson
I pretty much fumbled the entire first half of my life and I'm stuck trying to rebuild my life from within my dad's house. It's so fucking emasculating I have no idea how NEETs can live with themselves. Sometimes I envy their ability to feel shame.
Adam Sanchez
I know this feel all too well, OP.
But I'm more nervous about when I finally bring a girlfriend over to my parents'. I swear my dad goes full fucking Joe Biden whenever my brother would bring a girlfriend or even his wife over.
Blake Sanders
If you was that weirded out then tell her. 99% she doesnt want to fuck you and its just a innocent comment. 1% chance she wants your dick. Not everyone who touches your ass wants to fuck you, real life isnt porn. Stop watching porn btw
David Robinson
>Lmao Americans are fucking crazy Fixed it.
Adrian Bell
>not something before the _20 gen >not Arch, Gentoo, etc. Are you even trying to live the Thinkpad meme?
Isaac Bennett
>ever since I got juicy, she keeps her hands off me She know she wouldn't be able to not keep going if she did.
Leo James
>female sex offender Implying there's such a thing. You are just mad your teacher "molested" a hotter kid.
Bentley Green
>I swear my dad goes full fucking Joe Biden Defend her, don't let you gf think you are a pussy.
Chase Smith
tfw you are stuck with your alcoholic 80 years old father who cant take care of himself when he gets drunk, at least twice a week, and have to "live with parents" at 23 years old despite making enough money to rent a decent apartment for yourself..........
Matthew Mitchell
god damn it this, why does it have to be like this
James Morales
literally ask her to stop, tell her it makes you feel uncofortable. Sometimes I think you guys overcomplicate everything, its crazy
Henry Campbell
Lol that's fucked up dude you prolly feel like shit
Caleb Powell
half of posters here are absolute degenerates and should lay down porn and chink porn cartoons NOW!
Brayden Carter
kys
Adrian Turner
*tips fedora*
Lincoln Gutierrez
This. Jesus
Easton Carter
>le parasite maymay You know the nuclear family is a meme promoted to increase house sales, right? In most cultures for most of human history the multigenerational household was the norm. Especially with feminism pushing for "muh strong independent womyn who don't need no man" a multigenerational household makes sense. The mother can keep working if grandma and grandpa take care of the family.
Hell, even in certain all-American shows you see remnants of this. Grandpa Simpson lives with Marge and Homer after all. If the Simpsons were made today (rather than being attached to the legacy of the late 80s), Grandpa Simpson would be dumped in a retirement home and be reduced to a side character (rather than a supporting character).
Joshua Butler
if you are pulling your own weight, not leeching, its ok.