Mom touches/slaps my ass

Tell everyone she knows that she'd turning into an incestuous rapist pedophile in her old age, and that you want her evaluated for Alzheimer's.

Never go again, let her rot.

its not sexual you disgusting degenerate
she used to change your diaper
stop watching porn its clouding your mind

>that pic
Oh fuck me.

Nah. When she started doing it I didn't really care and it just encouraged her to do it more often.

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she's not even 60 yet
She didn't do it until I got a decent ass so I dunno and idc I just want her to stop

Hit her

my mom does that too sometimes, its just mom stuff user

This is normal, my ass gets slapped too sometimes

she needs some deep dicking

Yes. Shes proud that what she has created is making an effort in achieving his genetic potential, or not. Be nice to your mom faggot, you only get one.

move out you dependent

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cringe

>I'm better than you for making some kike landlords bank account bigger

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My mom used to slap my ass when I was really fat with a hank hill ass but ever since I got juicy, she keeps her hands off me.

ITT: female sex offender rationalization.

Your mom wants to fuck you lol. If she finds you attractive, she finds you attractive. I'd just tell her that you are seriously not comfortable with it, and to please stop. Talk to her like an adult, not like her kid... Or just straight up ask why she does it, and make her tell you.

She's older dude, she's probably horny as fuck and your dad is probably starting to get ED so she's starving for cock... You should take a shower with the door cracked and really pay attention to the door, if she keeps walking past, she digs that son-dick.

Houses must be cheap in your area

my mother is the same, but she's also an insane incestuous fuck who has been doing this for a while, so.
now that you're an adult and strong, next time she moves in to do it, grab her wrist and look her in the eyes with zero expression on her face. she'll probably stammer a lot and then it'll finally be over.
cheers.

She is half of you

>tfw 20 y.o. boomer.

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>this level of autism over your own mother
There's no helping you. You're nonneurotypical for certain.

I love how Jow Forums schills for muh "family values" and "having a big family" but as soon as you tend to those same values by staying in the family household over 18 you're suddenly a faggot. kek

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I yelled at my mom, moments before she died. Would give anything to have her slap my ass

Your mom slapping your butt is fine, it just means you're still unmarried

>living like a parasite sponging off your parents for as long as possible, effectively extending your childhood and refusing to grow up, being repulsive to women because lmao you live with your parents
>growing up, becoming independent, getting a career, making your own life, building a family of your own, and helping to take care of your parents because you have the means to do so.
If you are retarded enough to conflate these two things and think that they are outcomes of the same system of values... then please, keep living with your parents, I don't want you shitting in the gene pool.

>tfw dad yells at me for walking around with just briefs on because “it makes him nervous”

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He's worried about your family's pets.

>shoes on in the house

Lmao white people are fucking crazy

Take your Fung Shui crap somewhere else Chang.

It's almost like Jow Forums is not one person.

yeah my mum does the same. just take it from her perspective though. youre her baby. shell never stop seeing you as that even if you are the definition of aesthetic

>X230
AHAHA OH NO NO NOOO

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Tell your dad to start lifting.
She misses a strong cock ramming her vagina with the power of well developed glute muscles expressed in a juicy slappable bubble butt.
So yes essentially your dad to squat and lift.

Idk what everyone else is talking about but if my mom slapped my ass I’d probably freak the fuck out.
Tbh what it comes down to is that you aren’t comfortable with it. For that reason, she should stop.

My mom never slapped my ass, but one of my aunts did. I was super creeped out because she said I had a nice ass unlike my dad.

Right?

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Ugh that doesn't mean that she wants to fuck you. We can appreciate men's bodies without wanting to suck their dicks you know?

Wear tighter on purpose

Just embrace it.

Okay yeah sure. But imagine if genders were reversed, what now? Would be some rapey shit coming from an uncle.

Women almost never rape and are weaker and less sex driven than men, stop talking like a pussy

Fuck off with that SJW type of arguement.

Am I not allowed to be weirded out because it was a family member? I'd honestly be okay with this if it came from a random girl.

I pretty much fumbled the entire first half of my life and I'm stuck trying to rebuild my life from within my dad's house. It's so fucking emasculating I have no idea how NEETs can live with themselves. Sometimes I envy their ability to feel shame.

I know this feel all too well, OP.

But I'm more nervous about when I finally bring a girlfriend over to my parents'. I swear my dad goes full fucking Joe Biden whenever my brother would bring a girlfriend or even his wife over.

If you was that weirded out then tell her. 99% she doesnt want to fuck you and its just a innocent comment. 1% chance she wants your dick. Not everyone who touches your ass wants to fuck you, real life isnt porn. Stop watching porn btw

>Lmao Americans are fucking crazy
Fixed it.

>not something before the _20 gen
>not Arch, Gentoo, etc.
Are you even trying to live the Thinkpad meme?

>ever since I got juicy, she keeps her hands off me
She know she wouldn't be able to not keep going if she did.

>female sex offender
Implying there's such a thing.
You are just mad your teacher "molested" a hotter kid.

>I swear my dad goes full fucking Joe Biden
Defend her, don't let you gf think you are a pussy.

tfw you are stuck with your alcoholic 80 years old father who cant take care of himself when he gets drunk, at least twice a week, and have to "live with parents" at 23 years old despite making enough money to rent a decent apartment for yourself..........

god damn it this, why does it have to be like this

literally ask her to stop, tell her it makes you feel uncofortable. Sometimes I think you guys overcomplicate everything, its crazy

Lol that's fucked up dude you prolly feel like shit

half of posters here are absolute degenerates and should lay down porn and chink porn cartoons NOW!

kys

*tips fedora*

This. Jesus

>le parasite maymay
You know the nuclear family is a meme promoted to increase house sales, right? In most cultures for most of human history the multigenerational household was the norm. Especially with feminism pushing for "muh strong independent womyn who don't need no man" a multigenerational household makes sense. The mother can keep working if grandma and grandpa take care of the family.

Hell, even in certain all-American shows you see remnants of this. Grandpa Simpson lives with Marge and Homer after all. If the Simpsons were made today (rather than being attached to the legacy of the late 80s), Grandpa Simpson would be dumped in a retirement home and be reduced to a side character (rather than a supporting character).

if you are pulling your own weight, not leeching, its ok.