/britfeel/

Dunno about green grass
But the parks here in Porto are very nice and I don't think they get much rain
Dont know shit about gardening tho desu

>26
>last had a job when i was 18

I need honest advice, how fucked am I really? I have been NEET for a total of 3 years during this time,

ARE YOU REELING IN THE YEARS *dabs*

How do I smoke hash lads? Can I put it into a bowl in a bong? Want to not be able to walk tonight to conclude a very, very shit few days at work.

Lads

Does anyone know where I can buy a motion detector alarm that lets you play a custom alarm tone

I want to buy one to face my door that I can arm with the remote or my phone, so if someone goes in my room when I'm not home the alarm will start blaring out this

youtube.com/watch?v=B57KJ-o8RFQ

are you 12?

weird when girls have arms like this
0/10 bicep peak too

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could you make up some medical condition that was recently resolved........not sure what would cover an 8 year condition but still.....

Quick question, lads: is slavery immoral?

just put pizzas in . remind when to check em lads

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why aren't people watering the grass?

OFFICIAL /briteel/ OVEN PIZZA RANKINGS

Top Tier
>Chicago Town Takeaway Stuffed Crust
>Dr Oetker Ristorante

Mid Tier
>Goodfellas Takeaway

Low Tier
>Tesco own brand
>Sainsburys own brand

Shit tier
>Iceland

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Thanks again for posting this ginner

my favourite type of girl arm is when they are just tubes

>are you 12?
yes, yes i am

yes lad every creature should be entitled to live it's life in what ever why it likes. even animals and niggers.

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I have had very poor mental health, but I have never been diagnosed with anything.

Hi, I am a virgin 18 year old girl. I wondered if any of you wanted to be friends with me? Since you often talk about how much you wish you could interact with the opposite sex. I am sympathetic to virgins and incels so will be compassionate to you

There wiIl be no proof, but if you don't believe me then you're willingly giving up your chance to talk to a real girl

23 Yr old autist here
Never had a job
Getting help to find one tho
Seeing a careers advisor next week with me support worker
Also social groups later in the year but I'm worried they'll be full of retards

lads no one remind him

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I had a goodfellas the other night, it was average so i'd agree with it being middle of the road

I want to suck on a roastie's flaps.

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any lads got some cool ideas for toppings
i bought some jalapenos

ill haunt you

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Sadiq's London, innit

Nope. It can be mutually beneficial.

50p in the jar and move on

Chorizo sausage lad
Peppers
Red onions
Pineapple of u like that sort ofNoncery
No mushrooms tho

MUSHROOM POSTERS OUT

I'll sleep tonight knowing this

The pizza express pizzas you can buy in supermarkets are pretty gud man.

Yeah give me some contact info, I'll verify you're legit and then we can move on from there.

You'll understand why I'm paranoid *eyes LARP jar suspicisouly*

>girl
>virgin
pick one roastie

no sossy cos im a vegetarian
got all of those things

the asda create a pizza ones are nice too

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ASDA's design your own is literally GOAT tier. Won awards and shit

its weird when I was a bit younger I could only wank to perfect innie bald pussy and now i can just as hard looking at roastie flaps and hairy pussy

MARRY ME NOW PLEASE
How could you possibly improve my life with these conversations?

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scone based pizza

i too am an 18 year old girl, however i am not a virgin. also dont pretend to be nice to people just because you feel pity for them.

Kebab meat

women are so cute when theyre angry

/britfeel/ hivemind strikes once again lids :^)

What celebrity do you resemble most?

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap is the ultimate boomer anthem

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Didn't like the Pizza Express sloppy joe when I got it. Was too thick and not crispy.

*steals ten pair of reebok trainers from sports direct*
DAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEEEEN YOU FUCKIN NUTTA

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haven't had one in forever but I used to live near a sainsburys with a pizza oven that they made fresh to order, they were fucking incredible for the price.

I'm only 5'9" but I don't want a gf unless she's 5'9" or taller.

>sub human tier

morrisons

>mid/high tier

m&s

How dare u defile kanna like this
Kanna is the purest waif!

Based femdom friend

*unplugs your new born son's incubator*
DAAAARRREEEN!!!!

I'm like an ugly Zachary Quinto.

mummy got me a few of these. they're alright

nonce

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You need to post with the /briteel/ poster to make these rankings official lad.

keep that heresy to yourself

You can' be picky at 5'9

when i had short hair i was told i looked like rebecca sugar, who makes steven universe and stuff

I think he's wearing blush in this pic

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lmao no you were not
50p

There is seriously not a single edible supermarket pizza, and I've tried literally every single one of them

I'm just sunburnt I don't wear makeup but I'm considering it

FUCK SAKE LADS. DO I GO FOR A CHINESE TAKEAWAY OR NOT?
I WANT TO. BUT I SHOULD WATCH MY MONEY AND I AM NOT THAT HUNGRY
BUT I REALLY WANT SOME
FUKKKKK

>also dont pretend to be nice to people just because you feel pity for them.
I honestly try to be nice to everyone all the time

Make some fried rice at home for cheaper

>Ooh, it really makes me wonder

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I didn't get a haircut for 7 years and a lad followed me into men's toilet thinking I was a lass
Not a larp but I keep it shaved now like a norf lad

Really?
I am quite a big fan of
mysupermarket.co.uk/amazon-price-comparison/Frozen_Pizza_And_Breads/Tesco_Stonebaked_Thin_Sweet_Chilli_Chicken_Pizza_330g.html

Is 6 foot too tall for you?

get a frozen pizza

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Lads I was out tonight with some pakis I went to school with.

It was a great night and I feel like I finally have mates. Even though they are pakis they are so good to me. They were talking about Islam and it doesn't sound that bad at all.

oh yes i was. i was quite upset about it cause i think shes ugly

you could cover three years with "travelling" and the "sick relative" thing, any more than that is pushing it

*pulls the emergency handle on a train for no reason*
WAHEEEEEEEEEEY

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take care, post flying close to home

Mate my kitchen is unusable. The entire downstairs is basically a write off.

Any1 try tesco vindapoo ready meal? Nowhere near hot enuff

I haven't cut my hair in 5 years and think I can pass as female. How come you decided to cut it? I've always thought that I'll never want to cut my hair again

This is sp, calling it now

why do we do it lad? do we have some mental problem?

Anyone have that LARP jar handy?:

I let it dread naturally for a year like a smelly hippy and there was no going back so just went to the barber and got a 0

>They were talking about Islam and it doesn't sound that bad at all.
Yeah it's honestly not bad. I know we joke abot s 0 y and stuff, but there's no reason to dislike Muslims just for their faith

I'm snapchat lad

>what is taqiyya

you sound like you think youre so much better than them/us, insufferable desu

Oh ok, that's understandable. My hair is very straight and I spend lots of time brushing it. Do you miss your long hair?

>I am a girl
>no proof
>if you think I'm a liar, then you're a fucking brainlet.
nice

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This happened to me last week on a 6 hour train

Had a cosy night with my new MMO guild playing pvp

>snapchat lad
>snapchat
>snap
>sp
Yep, you're SP