How does this make you feel?

Boy that doesnt look staged at all!

That lean, that developed core, those untrained legs and back--honestly, i feel disappointed. Unaesthetic lack of balance.

legs are obviously trained

It looks like he has a herniated ballsack.

Walking from press machine to press machine doesn't count as a leg workout, user.

I barely have a bulge. Life is so unfair

Sigh another dick insecurity thread. As if we dont suffer enough

>he doesn't turn his pants round after he poopoos in them

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damn katie looks like a fridge lmao

yea having elephantitis is not something to be proud of he should seek medical attention. even if that's his dick he should seek medical attention as your dick is supposed to be phallic shaped not a fucking grapefruit

Very confused about his anatomy

fpbp

Hahah the absolute state of dicklets

He was starting to get and erection

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I'm female, so well yeah

Do you like big cocks? What is your favourite size and what's the biggest you've had?

How much can you take?

Wrong

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could you fit OP? He looks to be at least 8-9 inches. Would it be a stretch?

Why should I care? Is this someone famous?

Bred for BWC

>I'm female

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Let me getc this straight, even if you're an ugly manlet (which this is guy is) you can still bang hot chick's just because you have a big dick? Fuckkk, I have a big dick and I can't get women for shit, how do I start showing it off and hinting to women that I have one?

>young
>blond
>fit
>fall for a dried up old whore twice his age
>thinks it'll make him famous
>it sure worked for the other 15 guys

absolutely lost

Clearly he just has gigantic balls

Those are disgusting fake tits.

girl is katie price (budget UK kim kardashian) and as far as i know the guy is just some pt

If this is big, then I guess I’m huge

sure you are

Does she have absolute shit tier female aesthetics or is it just a really bad angle.

I think his balls are just massive rather than his actual dick

nice subtle brag
mandatory 2" reduction to penis e-stat measurement

im mad that hes a roided manlet who doesnt train legs but gets to fuck a classic 1990s milf

i guess im not so mad about his dick in comparison

Like I want that bulge on my face

girl is fridgemode, no butt, silicon tits and terrible skin
How much can i make by selling my body to such creaturas like the stripper in OP pic?

Nothing subtle about it user, it’s all I got when god rolled my character

well, go on, show us a pic

>katie price
>hot

Mate her tits came out a vat from a petrochemical works. She probs has a rubber minge.

I drive

FRIDGE

not right now you don't

>guy is just some pt

what does pt mean?

look at that fucking ogre, christ. he could do better

plumber/trades

Penile tempter

>big old pair of titties hanging out
>"look at the size of his packet"

Never change, Jow Forums

oh thats not bad, kind of a sexy and manly profession

hes not too attractive in the face but id still suck that fat dick

Like the white race is not only the smartest ans most godly race but also the most well endowed as statistics and history repeatedly demonstrate despite the vain desperate hopes of nonwhites and their jewish leash holders

Ok again literally who fucking cares

that she has fake titties and shitty legs
but they each probably had a nice night

Physical trainer. Bongspeak for fitness coach.

Hes ugly
Being blonde as a man is a con

t. black haired 56%

Big cock is a male fetish

why the fuck are british people so ugly? According to this girl this is some high status top 1% girl, yet shes fuckin some 6/10? I mog the fuck out of him with my face alone. Are standards really that low in the UK??

Who is that sour-puss faced minge?

ohh that makes the most sense, thanks for clarifying. hugs man

it actually means personal trainer

OH MY FUCKING GOD

most british girls are fuckin minging, its just the slag life style is idolized so yes this counts as good. But easy to get qt goth gf or some spicy curry tho

another pic of the lass

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im the same size as him (flaccid) but hard im 8.25inches (21cm)
ive never tried seethrough underwear though or whatever that is

Ugh some guys get the good fat distribution genetics. All his fat goes straight to his dick

This dicklet despair thread belongs on Jow Forums

>Caring about other guys' dick size
Pretty gay desu

She's a fucking disgusting chav tier coalburning plastic slag-hag with a retarded niglet son. She's more like bottom 1%

you mean jordan or real name katie price, fucking diseased slut
she's so disease riddled her kid was born retarded

This. Also probably years of inbreeding

he's not, all the blood is there because of that milf it's just not hard

Medical abbreviation for patient.

Nothing because my bulge is bigger.

Feel nothing