/fraud/ - Cheating Frauds General

Perma off season mode edition

Before asking your stupid beginner questions, make sure to read:

wikipedia.org/wiki/body_dysmorphic_disorder

Also, include:
>stats
>age
>dick to balls ratio
>time spent lifting
>height
>weight
>BF%
>leg press 1RM

Oral-only cycles will suppress your natural testosterone production and are far less beneficial than injectables, so don't do oral-only cycles. If you're scared of needles just admit it.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

Previously on /fraud/

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Just leaving this here

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Steroids are for lanklet heterosexuals

U know it bb

xoxo

>waiting for bloodwork results email

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>Wiki link

Yeah, fuck off.

Because i think your mentality is stupid
>lmao dont be a pussy bro
As if im going to feel confident and alpha just because i admitted drug use to my gf lmao.
Well good for you that both of you met when you were still skinny. That isnt the case for me, she met me as a roided up stud and thats the image she has of me until this day.

Im pretty sure you are from the US. Look we dont have these retarded "money money money" mentality here. It exists, but it isnt that harshly present in girls. Being financially comfortable is enough for most girls here. I also met me gf when i made 600€per month so its whatever.

Started my sdrol, 30mg pre-workout, 20mg on rest days. Wish me luck. Want to fix my deadlift form and make it skyrocket

I never called you a pussy.

There is no point in hiding this from your so, it even has benefits knowing you use.
She could pin for you, know why you're breaking out in acne etc.

It has more pro's then con's from what I can see desu

only thing that is going to skyrocket for sure is your liver enzymes

good luck with diddlis

Just friendly reminder that no matter what kind of meme internet research you do on steriods you are ALWAYS risking your health in the short term.
AND YOU ARE ALWAYS, !!!ALWAYS!!!, going to live less years in the long run.

Just reminding you.
Keep doing what you are doing now.

going over the natty limit is ugly and unhealthy, no exceptions.

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>he wants to live to be older than 65
wtf?

Tfw my legs look like this

Putin is 65. He's doing fine and living a good life.
Trump is 72, likewise he's still moving around fine and making great deals, has a good wife and nice family.

If you're healthy you can live a great life even into your 100s.

>she met me as a roided up stud
>roided up stud
>scared to tell his gf that he roids because he then think she will leave him
>coping and projecting this insanely hard
>being this fucking beta
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. this is comedy gold

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>live a great life
>be dyel
pick one faggot

im trying to leave humanity behind

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250mg trt test or 500-750mg test for my EQ lean bulk cycle? Reddit wiki recommends keeping test low for the intermediate EQ bulk.

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>Imagine looking like that
haha

Can;t wait to blast again and fucking annihilate everything on side. Cruising is fucking making you small

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more test = more gains faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=_OFHu-d2Lh4

i miss his videos and his ex is still making money of him. kek

took some clean and yohimbine in a fasted state this morning.

fucking shaking and have a raging erection.

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took Clen once the other day

instant head rush and shakiness at 100mcg and felt like shit all day then had a panic attack

0/10 would never use again. EC gives the same metabolism boost with no sides even though I’m taking like 150mg a day.

that's because you're a wimp. i'm on 160mcg and loving this shit.

EC only boosts metabolism 5% where as clen boosts it 10%

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>killing yourself to impress strangers
inflating your tissues won't solve your mental problems

>EC only boosts metabolism 5%

yeah at the recommended cuckold dose of 25mg twice a day

I take 50mg 3x a day

larping no bueno kiddo

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>another faggot who thinks he knows everything

Not a LARP, when ephedrine was legal hydroxycut had 200mg in each pill. Killed a couple 120 lb housewives tho.

ephedrine isn't illegal. it's just controlled more tightly now.

you can go to any pharmacy and buy bronkaid or whatever their competitor is.

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That was ephedra not ephedrine.

Yeah that’s what I take

What’s the diff

I’m gonna capture him and make him mine.

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What in the fuck... this guy is 9 weeks out and looks like this. He’s supposed to compete in classic physique.

>0 vascularity
>0 definition
>weak ass core

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9 weeks is a long ass time

I'm planning on doing 3 or 4 cycles. I'm in the middle of my 2nd cycle and my acne has flared up, should I bother with taking accutane or just wait until I'm all done in a year or so? I'm leaning towards getting it now because I don't think I have that kind of patience.

I agree but he’s never been lean so I’m not overly confident in his abilities in that front and honestly I would’ve expected him to be further along and give himself room at the end.

Hopefully he can pull it off though. His coach fucked up his own prep for a nationals show and came in fat as shit.

accutane will give you an initial break out, which will be pretty bad with roids. it'll take like 3months before you start clearing up

in the meantime take a lot of clyndamycin gel, rub it on your face/acne. it works fast and no sides, you need a script for it

Inject more frequently and keep your estrogen in check. Unless it’s androgenix acne from tren/mast then just deal with it kid.

There's like 30 videos of fat middle aged women on youtube injecting themselves with HCG, wtf.

hes look amazing when he cuts, 9 weeks wont be enough tho

search "Are you an HcG crack head?"

You shouldn't be pinning yourself with anything if you're unironically asking that question.

rabbit tastes pretty good desu

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ur not supposed to eat urban bunnies cause of all the pesticide they soak up in their livers. any hunter will tell you that

take 20-30mg per day per day, zero side effects

Why are you posting delicious sweets I’m trying to cut you fucking donkey

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can you binch 3pl8s for reps ez?

I cant even bench 1pl8

eat big until you can bench 3pl8s ez, no point in getting lean if you're small

Hell yeah garlic fried rice preworkout with a protein shake let’s gooooooooo

roiders make me feel awful. i'm stronger than the roiders in my gym for having followed better programming and form techniques. but these niggas look way better. is it even possible to get cannonball shoulders while being natty?

Unless you want pussy. Low body fat is the ultimate vaginal lubricator.

>i'm stronger than the roiders in my gym
if you were doing meme strength training routine, im not suprised. Right now i would like to get my bench up but it would require running bench specific program at the cost of hypertophy so i would rather keep doing what im doing and get bigger, rather than getting one lift up without improving my physique

The truth is: looking strong > being strong

>is it even possible to get cannonball shoulders while being natty?
no

What steroid gives this look?

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Shoulders and traps have the most androgen receptors, so they benefit disproportionately from steroids. But yes it is possible to get capped delts natty. You’ll just have to be a bit bigger and leaner to get the same look, because you also lack the glycogen gains that anabolics provide.

golden era = deca test and dbol

man, that kinda sucks. thanks for the replies senpai.

Started bulking 2 weeks ago.

1-4 superdrol 30mg a day
1-10 test e 750 a week
4-10 Tren a 350 a week

Only negative so far is superdrol making me hypoglycaemic
Every day.

>Low body fat is the ultimate vaginal lubricator
i agree

Other thing will be the "position of power". If you are a big guy bit on the fatter side (which makes you even bigger) you will get respect from other males and that makes you attractive. This is exactly why most of your qt slav grills have bear mode boyfriends.

Unfortunately being a shredded kunt will get you more one night stands because (as we all know) women feel bad about themselves if you look better than them and most of them are too lazy to improve.

>10 week bulk

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Test e was frontloaded also

Wow, all that at 100mcg, and here’s me slamming 200...really makes ya think

Start the Tren now

Pharma vs ugl.

It is pharma bruh, I work in a pharmacy
I just have a really high tolerance

Does testosterone actually bloat you or is that just what retards who can’t manage their e2 claim?

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depends on dose, depends on person but generally it does despite having e2 in check

Does the nipple "hole" is caused because gyno surgery with total removal of the gland?

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No that looks like they removed tissue too. Gyno removal surgery shouldn’t leave any noticeably dent.

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It’s caused by 3rd world postsoviet shithole doctors who got their medical degree online.

>tfw more mires and compliments from women due to melanotan than I’ve ever got from building muscle

It’s really all about the FACE isn’t it lads

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what’s the easiest filler to use for capping my own orals? thinking baking soda, cheap and easy.

Honest Q: how do I go about getting Tren? Or any for that matter?

Is the way to get some is to befriend the huge roided guy at your gym and hope he sells???

Serious responses are appreciated.

>doesn't know how to get steroids
>wants to hop on tren
just don't take steroids, for your own good

for reference in the 2000 test aromatese deficent man he had high aldosterone despite having no e2

Same. Except the leanness helps too. Fuck, I want to be tan forever. The guidos had it right all along.

That’s not answering his question you shitnigger

how pale are you guys? jesus

its assisting him in the best way possible, would you tell a retard where the scissors are?

uh dude we post on Jow Forums all day outside of the gym and work, where I also post on Jow Forums. fuck off normoid.

I went from pasty white to MEDDITERANEAN BULL in not even two months

i also reported you for source talk faggot

Thank you

Not looking for a life coach. So piss off

I asked for serious responses only. C’mon guise

That’s loose skin he used to be a 180kg fat shit.

This guy told on a lot of people in elementary school.

Still has no friends to this day.

Good job reporting bud

Torn between buying a convertible v6 mustang and a pickup truck with 20 inch tires. Truck feels more manly but the mustang is more flashy and will probably wet more vaginas.

Yeah i mean that normally doctors leave some tissue, in his case i assume they removed all that shit

Let's see your body and I'll decide what's right for you. And you must choose whatever I decide okay.

>be me
>hovering somewhere in the 20-30% BF range, constantly under threat of a flabalanche
>lose a few pounds
>waist gets thicker (had to move out one hole on my lifting belt)
>can see an outline of my upper abs in the gym mirror now

What the fuck is my body doing?

BIG

TRUCK

Unless it's a very special mustang, it's probably not worth it.

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thicc obliques

If you reduced your fiber intake to cut you may hold more shit inside you

>avoid carbs like the plague
>still die from heat stroke thanks to /fraud/s

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I guess. I have big lovehandles that are legitimately fat, though. It sucks.

That would be really weird. I think I was eating less fiber, though, now that you mention it.

I runnin dnp big boi?

tren is enough for me to self ignite in this heat right after I eat something

What if a source does something to his gear?
Is anyone not concerned about this??

>Not homebrewing
:^)

where can i raise money for my btc account?

>be out with friends
>walk by some random niggers on the street
>they notice me and say something about steroids
>laugh nervously